Should I drive drunk to Taco Bell 1 mile away?

Should I drive drunk to Taco Bell 1 mile away?

Just walk there

Do it!

but it's too far away

Nah this will be the one time you get a dwi.

1 mile is not that far op for walking

Have you ever heard of GrubHub? Why you even considering this. Keep drinking and wait for your food to come to you.

If a mile is too far you're a fat pussy

dubs say do it

do it nigger

Wait until sober
Drive straight into taco bell
> allahu akbar

kek'd

what is taco bell ?

they won the franchise wars

walk it you lazy cunt

order me a baja blast

THIS!

Taco Bell delivers. Just call them and ask.

you have to INSIST though. Sometimes they're lazy and will try to say they don't deliver.

my english is little bit anus .
france win a bell by taco friendcheese ?

Always with the drunk drive and the Taco Bell!

Kekd 2.0

>1 mile
>too far away

loved the special on you
>pic related

Taco Bell isn't worth the risk but if there's actual decent food two or three miles away, do that.

>Should I drive drunk to Taco Bell 1 mile away?

OP here, I actually went there before I was drunk (2 hours ago) but i want it again! yum.

have you tried hammering a rusty nail up your urethra?

just take your bike shithead. it's 1 mile you'll be there in 3 mins.

confirmed.

no go to the burger king in the next town,

Are your legs broken?