Sup Forums fucking sucks now

Sup Forums fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD Sup Forums WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of Sup Forums; just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.
Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.
FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning Sup Forums into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.
Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.
Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.
3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because Sup Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of Sup Forums.
Did I miss anything, faggots?

OP fucking roasting the 99% here

We've always been like this, although I wouldn't expect a Reddit shill to know

YES, Sup Forums SUCKS SHIT NOW, WE GET IT.

IT IS THE ULTIMATE SHIT SHOW FILLED WITH SHITTY THREADS FILLED WITH SHITTY POSTERS.

NO WEBSITE IS AS SHITTY AS 4SHIT.

IT'S NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH ANYMORE TO BE CALLED A TRAIN WRECK. IT'S MORE LIKE AN OVERFLOWING TOILET VOMITING UP ENDLESS BUCKETS OF SHIT AND PISS. THAT'S HOW BAD THIS PLACE HAS BECOME.

Here's the thing, kiddo. Everything you've just said? It's all true. It's all exactly right. But at this point, that's who it's for. Dumbassed 14 year old newfags. But that makes it so easy to target. People on Sup Forums get pissed off so easily, and pissing people off is one of my favorite things in the world. My real home is/pol/, but Sup Forums is my hobby. Also, gr8 b8 m8

You missed the Andy Sixx log threads.

>Falling for the bait this hard

Agreed. What can we do to take our Sup Forums back? There aren't many of us left now.

Can we list all the threads you'd rather have on Sup Forums? I see a lot of people complain about it but no one talks about an alternative :^)

You have to go back.