TRUMP GENERAL - COMFY EDITION

RALLIES TODAY:
EUGENE, OR @ 7PM PST
youtube.com/watch?v=ql7hTkZOjKY

REMINDER TO REGISTER AND GET OUT AND VOTE
elections.mytimetovote.com/dates/
NE, WV: May 10th
OR: May 17th
WA: May 24th
CA, MT, NJ, NM, SD: June 7th

>VOTES
CURRENT: 10,716,280
TARGET: 12,089,564 (BUSH 2000)

GOP ELECTION TRACKER
docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/

LATEST BANTZ
twitter.com/realDonaldTrump

UPCOMING EVENTS
donaldjtrump.com/schedule/

TV STREAMS
sites.google.com/site/trumpgen/tv-streams

RALLIES/TH
>Charleston, WV 5/5/16
youtube.com/watch?v=RxzraR2R31g

INTERVIEWS
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/6/16
youtube.com/watch?v=Ejm2LR1xNCU
>Trump on O'Reilly Factor 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=cduTf8DhLCk
>Trump on CNN Wolf Blitzer 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=AZx49s-NW_U
>Trump on Morning Joe 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=_JWv-Db2xeQ
>Trump on Fox and Friends 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=0hyVjEByFFg
>Trump on Today Show 5/4/16
youtube.com/watch?v=ueXDzz0Kdj4

ENTERTAINMENT
>YCSTT Vol. XXV
youtube.com/watch?v=7W9YWVQAIxM
>Yoko Gets her Official Trump Gear
youtube.com/watch?v=yGzU9W4OXD0
>300: Making America Great Again
youtube.com/watch?v=W7I92r9GqUw
>Fiorina Gives Cruz a Hand
twitter.com/TheFix/status/727657684904849408
>Shapiro Has A Message for Trump Supporters
youtube.com/watch?v=B9-bueSEWL8
>Dana Loesch Mentions Cvckservative on FOX
youtube.com/watch?v=BUxD_JNSQL8

Official /Trump/ Playlist
pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ

Other urls found in this thread:

correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/
youtube.com/watch?v=pnFU7DplpIc
chiru.no
donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-response-to-lindsey-graham
kikebook.com/DankMemesGang/videos/1466002720092112/
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

THIS IS AWOO~VEMENT

Now that we're entering the General Election, we're going to need as much HIGH ENERGY meme magic as possible to defeat "Benghazi is Killary." To that purpose, we need to direct our HIGH ENERGY to Trump via /TrumpGen/ by posting a lot of the same type of dank meme, in keeping with the normal spread of meme magic. Do your part by claiming your MAGA'd waifus today! I claim Penny!
>Make Beacon Great Again!

Awoo?

IM NOW A CRUZMISSLE
FUCK THIS

Threadly reminder that the shills are out in force.

Hilary is using an organization called Correct The Record for online shilling.

The current shilling campaign is called Barrier Breakers, and has as its stated goal:

>Correct The Record will invest more than $1 million into Barrier Breakers 2016 activities, including the more than tripling of its digital operation to engage in online messaging both for Secretary Clinton and to push back against attackers on social media platforms...

>correctrecord.org/barrier-breakers-2016-a-project-of-correct-the-record/

RIP IT OPENM ANONTY ASDASD

Hillary and Bill Clinton for prison

OP ADD THIS VIDEO TO ENTERTAINMENT PORTION

youtube.com/watch?v=pnFU7DplpIc

pupinia probably smells like cheese and bacon grease but i'm claiming her anyways

Donald Trump is a phony.

>I don't even care about men anymore

How can you justify this?

Reminder that Hillary will euthanize Bill within the next five months

No one is being paid to shill for Hillary by the way. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign.

>5 more hours til Rally
Damn

MAGA

Jack the Beanstalk

bella for trump?

He hasn't been looking very well.

>5 more hours til Rally
>Damn

4, actually.

>You got that on camera, sport?

She's already sucked the life force out of him. He's a shell of a person now. It's for the best.

Do you guys really think that Trump can save white America? It's over mate u South Africa noa

No one is being paid to repost this pasta. It's a NEETbux funded lie and a pathetic attempt to distract them from their failing lives.

Listen to chiru.no and you'll become a newtype (as long as you're not a cross-siter from Reddit/tumblr)

I am probably not even gonna sleep tonite tbqh pham

real nigga hours who tf up smash dat mf like button(happy crying face)

No way is being shilled to pay for Hillary, the by way. It's a pathetic campaign to smear her Republican-funded lie.

I know. He'll be hospitalized this summer probably and then 'pass away' in the fall. [widow sympathy intensifies]

That seems to be the next move. Look at the poor guy.

>Its a 10pm comfy nighttime rally episode.

No, he can't. He might help though. You probably understand this but the people who hate white Americans the most are young white Americans.

Hardly, I'm a successful business-woman. You neckbeard virgins are just mad that Hillary is going to win.

Here are the most recent FB posts compiled

Also I'm taking a break for now so someone else can make threads

MAGA

Many long-married couples die within hours or days of each other. I sense a meme magic opportunity.

>donaldjtrump.com/press-releases/donald-j.-trump-response-to-lindsey-graham

Holy fucking shit, this guy just ended Graham's whole fucking career.

>"I fully understand why Lindsey Graham cannot support me. If I got beaten as badly as I beat him, and all the other candidates he endorsed, I would not be able to give my support either. Every time I see Lindsey Graham spew hate during interviews I ask why the media never questions how I single-handedly destroyed his hapless run for President. As a candidate who did not receive 1% in his own state - compared to my victory at nearly 40% with many others in the race - he has zero credibility. He was a poor representative and an embarrassment to the great people of South Carolina. Judging by the incompetent way he ran his campaign, it is easy to see why his military strategies have failed so badly --- we can’t even beat ISIS! While I will unify the party, Lindsey Graham has shown himself to be beyond rehabilitation. And like the voters who rejected him, so will I!"

God damnit. Did I fall asleep while the rally was going on?

someone post Ted Cruz porno

;_;

>that pic
Holy oldfag, Batman!

I can't argue with kek

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I, for one, actually had a half day today because I work 9s all week so you can just kill yourself.

DO YOU WANNA BUILD A WALL?

IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A WALL....

OKAY BYE....

kikebook.com/DankMemesGang/videos/1466002720092112/

Oh dear.

Lindsey Graham. The guy with 1% of the vote in his home state of South Carolina. Thinks he can talk shit about the nominee.

I hope that sack of trash burns.

F

Sure thing, sunset.

>tfw someone saves your shit

Dub+quads win. You have my help as an /x/phile.

truly an emperor

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rip ;__;7

Let's clean this board up!

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Let's dispel this notion that Hillary doesn't have shills. She knows exactly what she's doing. She's hiring shills to undergo a systematic effort to try to win the campaign.

Kek says be careful what you wish for.

CRIME RAVE

If Hillary dies of a massive stroke before November and the Democrats pick Joe Biden to lead the charge, does Trump have a chance?

Guys.. Hear me out..

I know it's been fun going on trump generals for the past half a year, but I need to remind you all that/pol/ is just satire.
Hell 90% of you guys agent even old enough to vote

Let's be real here, Hillary will be president and that's fine. Don't denude yourself into thinking trump will win. I've had fun with the memes and can't stump the trump videos, but let's not delude ourselves

Remember 2012? We thought romney would win and got btfo

Why would you send weeabos to Outdoors?

Friendly reminder that the only reason Ted Cruz dropped out was because of the connection to Kennedy's assassination that Trump made. It was done to cover it.

He used Indiana's loss as an excuse, he was otherwise preparing to go full out Brokered Convention before, even picking his VP, but suddenly his plans turned and he gave in.

You are now aware Cruz is connected to Kennedy's assassination. And you're also now aware that Trump is a complete fucking genius.

>Confirmed
Fugggg

mfw

KEK VULT
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they should realize that they're fucking over whoever put the time into creating that video

that's why I fucking hate YT

Does this bigot, kkk member have a chance at all?

trump wins no matter what.

And let's dispel once and for all witth his fiction that people are being paid to shill for Hillary. No one is being paid to shill for Hillary. It's a Republican-funded lie and a pathetic attempt to smear her campaign. A vote for Donald Trump will prevent these lies, and make our party less like the rest of the world.

>im a girl btw guys dont even think about hitting on me :33 XDDD

>YT

I meant jewbook

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dont act like you wouldnt

The problem with shilling like this is we're in GE mode now. If Trump can't win, why would I vote for the person I don't want to win? So I can say I voted for the winner? That's stupid.

Fuck off.

She only kissed him on the mouth, it doesn't prove she's in the KKK!

>denude
But I strip naked for the God-Emperor daily...

Who is this weenie?

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KEK!!!!!

So let it be written, so let it be done. Kek wills that Bill Clinton will die of degenerative organ disease and Hillary's own pre-existing health problems will claim here within hours or days of Bill.

Signify your endorsement by praising KEK!

Pretty gross.
3/10 that's the best I can do.

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I swear if Trump wins and a Happening of this tier happens I will officially, unironically convert from Christianity to being a Kek worshiper.
>inb4 Christcuck

I just realized something. People have been saying "stump the trump" all fucking election. Isn't this literally a derivative of corner the dorner? I've never seen a rhyme in this context used anywhere but Sup Forums before. Is this our meme?

Blessed be he who walks down the path of chaos
-Kekronomicon 13:37

WASSUP

we are winning bigly
beliebe me beliebe me

PRAISE
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How the fuck did he take this picture?

Why is there a screenshot of my post on funnyjunk

Why are you on funnyjunk

Stone went full retard on this one

May Kek guide us.

You only now just noticed?

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HAHAHA WHAT A SHAME


TIP SUBMITTED.

So do we have new polls for Tuesday's primaries and for the general? Or predictions at least? It's been two days, the votes are coming, the media should have tried to come up with something.

>Bernie is really fucking old
>Shillary is only alive because of drugs
>tfw none of the Dem nominees survive

They've taken juvenile internet memes and used variations of them for legit political discourse.

They're retarded. At least Trump supporters are self-aware.

judging by your spelling, you aren't old enough to vote.

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If I can't figure out what I want to do with my life before then maybe I'll help BUILD THE WALL.

>Hillary will be president and that's fine