You're at the club dancing with a girl and feeling her up when Hochuli throws a flag for illegal use of hands...

You're at the club dancing with a girl and feeling her up when Hochuli throws a flag for illegal use of hands. What do you do?

Club him in the face

pull out my desert eagle 50 cal and put one in his knee cap

Hope the Chad, who is playing offense, declines the penalty.

Illegal use of hands, hands to the face

Go to a commercial break

Pull out my katana and cut him in half

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>every one of her pics is of her stupid kids

Reach into the "endzone" and get thrown out of the club for unsportsmanlike conduct.

Ummm excuse me what does that have to do with my thread?

if it was baseball i would kick dust at him
if it was >sawker i would kick a water bottle a him
if it was cricket i'd hit the ball at him or when bowling get close on the run up and twat him my windmilling arms
if it was ice hockey id "accidentally" run him down

whats the american football equivalent here?

Call bullshit and wait for him to say I'm too young to get that call

go COLONIZE some thicc negress

>"""""football""""""""
>even the refs use their hands

>dancing
>with a girl

Move five yards and find a better chick to fug. It's not like there was only one girl in the club worth doing anything with.

Most penalties that are called when I'm out are unnecessary roughnesses at chicks's tight ends.

Unsportsmanlike conduct, referee, number 85, prevented a man from making a move on his girl, 15 yards from the spot of the foul. First and goal, me.

Start dancing with ed obviously.

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go deep on the next play

Drive-by shooting.

Throw the challenge flag and get charged a timeout because you can't challenge penalties.

roughing dat ass

Go to a commercial time out, come back, kickoff, commercial.