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s/fur
What is something that makes you, as human bean (not socioeconomic status), superior to to others?
>personality is completely self-created, used to be something shitty

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>actually actively try to keep my opinions out of shit
>don't bring my political leanings into places where they don't belong
Everyone pulls that shit these days.

I'm a good athlete and an okay artist

This thread is awful and you should feel awful. Actually, I have the note, hold on.

TL/DR: Shill plz leave.

You need to realize that you're completely fucked in the head worse than anyone else that visits these threads. You're very off-putting and come off as that creepy uncle/relative that no one is really comfortable with, yet still invite to their 4 year old's party, even though you have prior offenses with minors. You're very narcissistic in the sense that you think that if you make a thread, magically, everyone will want to answer your very uncomfortable questions and self-centered memories. You're socially awkward even through text, way more so than the rest of us. Why you don't have your own Encyclopedia Dramatica entry alongside Foxy Dani is beyond me. I hope someday, you'll learn to just chill out and chat normally and if someone makes a thread and it gets filled with blank posts, then oh well. It is not mandatory to make "conversation" and to "contribute to the thread" more than an image. No one but you here likes hypnosis. No one but you here likes being in a skin suit. You know where you can find those other like minded individuals? 8ch and /trash/. Trust me, you'll have fun there with people who actually share a common interest. But instead, you bring yourself here and make the rest of us have to scroll past your redundant questions and your creepy ideas of fun. To be quite honest, these threads aren't for everyone, and it seems to hold true here for you. But there's still hope for you if you just blend in and post and have a nice conversation.

I was surprised to wake up and see the thread was still alive. And in the off chance this isn't Shill, well, at least I can copy and paste this for later.

Take care.

>made in god's image

/thread

fuck off furs

not everyone, just the loud and obnoxious ones

>4 posts
>this thread is awful
Well maybe if you'd wait for more than 3 minutes after the op

ur awful

damn, this man has found god

Suppose so. But it seems like most people at least, where I live.

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Holy fuck why is everyone getting called "Shill"
Either this is ironic, or half the namefags on s/fur are legitimately crazy and think that every other user is "Shill"

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>Saving Mous' filenames

Lol

Why did that person fucking make that long-ass post anyway?

I saved this from DeviantArt.
"flowing against you" is actually the name of the artwork.

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fuck if know
or care

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Literally nothing. I hate myself and want to die.

No one cares at all.

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I'm not you.

Yep.

You guys aren't weird at all.

It's not too unusual, the namefags who hold boring as fuck conversations for some reason think that if there is anything meaningful in the OP text, it was made by "Shill".

Which would mean that if they're right (They aren't), Shill is literally the only reason these threads are worth going to.

So close.

well fuck the weed wore off fast didn't it

Don't samefag please, you're embarrassing yourself.

Not really. Just speaking the truth.

get. fucking. scorched.

These Scooby Doo fruit snacks are delicious though.

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y-you too

Samefag how?
Pretend to not be a hypothetical person?

So why are you here
Ah, ok. Why someone would call themself shill is beyond me though

Pretending to actually have others that agree with you.

So why are you here?

:(

damnit that sounds good

t-that was aimed at op though

Mommy, I have a problem. I can't look at pictures of Jessica Klein anymore.

They really are. Girlfriend destroyed 5/20 packs.

Try Jessica Simpson.

And I'm extremely lonely.

wtf I thought I posted that in the last thread

fuck I did

Lol, don't get dragged into that. Last time someone accused me of samefagging here I actually posted a timestamped pic of myself like an autist.
To fap and share pics

This saddens me.

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Why?

Same fam

But you just brought them up along with your weird fetish in a thread that didn't really call for politics or fetishes.

No, no one calls themself Shill unless they're memeing.
Shill is a hypothetical person, anyone who does a certain thing is regarded to be Shill.

>I have a folder full of images named as if posted from a mobile device
>I've been posting in a different style to normal for the whole thread just so that pretend person can agree with me from time to time

I hate when you have less espresso, more depresso.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Nice capture.

damn that sounds good

I could fix that bibi if I lived near you

I think I'm posting the same shit as last thread, god damn did I have a stroke?

Mous is a pretty cool guy.

Fuck it, I'm going to post the first furry pics I ever saved

that he is

I've been deepfrying food for the past few days. I might die, yay!

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Ok then.
>fur thread
>doesn't call for fetishes
user are you ok? Anyway, I just started posting. Really haven't done any fet stuff yet?
Mous is a namefag, I suppose

Jimmy's mom is throwing mad shade at Cindy's mom.

Meant that first link to nice trips btw

And as are you, Shill.

Fug forgot image

This shit was the best thing in my life as a NEET 3 years ago.

die of taste orgasm?

what in the fuck is this?

I can't eat that many, but you can have some!

I don't know, I'm pretty average IMO. I guess recognizing that might put me a bit above some of the folks here, haha

Kek. I'll be fine. I'll just go back to listening to music and getting high as fuck. I'm enjoying the fuck out of Acid Bath even coming down.

While it would certainly be nice, I just want a gf. I want to be able to do girly things with her, and obviously fuck her.

Our deep fryer was 20 years old, and the metal started flaking off, so we had to throw it away about a month ago. :(

>hyundai
haha wut?

It was my christmas present for myself. That one is small, I got a bigger one to fry 4 corn dogs at a time. What did you fry?

mail me some!

Oh boy, it's all so good. I fry in canola oil, most healthiest, but gotta clean it out frequently.

No, you stay with us, we love you.

It's not even the same person you're calling Shill anymore, I'm the one you were calling Shill.

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>Losing a deep fryer

Now I understand your depression.

fair enough

I want a horse, kek

Lol

So what is everyone doing tonight? Any plans? I have none.

Honestly, if I knew your address, I would lol. I loved mailing people. Had a friend I'd send letters to in the mail in West Virginia.

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Shill wat?

Don't take the bait mate

Watch Jimmy Neutron with the girlfriend, talk here, finish my Modern Warfare Trilogy, and that's it.

I'd tell you but I'm a paranoid fuck
mailing people is honestly super fun

I'll still be here, mate. My room is so fucking small that I literally just have to turn my chair 90 degrees to be able to smoke out the window.

yee

That would suffice honestly, or at least for a while.

don't get me wrong, I want a gf too hehe
small rooms are cozy

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Understandable, it is Sup Forums after all. But yeah, fun to see what happens after days!

>Turn 360 and walk away

I do love you though, bud.

I found all my old trips, yay!

Mostly animal produce. Chicken nuggets, pre-seasoned mini drumsticks and hot wings, occasionally burgers.

It works with potato-based stuff like fries but it really takes away the flavour and texture with that kind of thing.

My mom abuses it and uses it for fucking everything because she's an idiot. Uses it like a convection oven, which I can see the logic behind, but it's overboard. Uses it to "re-heat" (see: bake once again) bread and pastries, even pizza. She doesn't re-heat, she fucking re-cooks the shit so it ends up charred and dry.

Movie or show?

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It does. Wait, fucking pizza!? How the actual fuck do you do that?

Also, try Mozzarella sticks!

The show on Hulu for sure.

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>I do love you though, bud.
we all do man


15 yo me had terrible taste in porn wtf

Mozzarella sticks don't exist here.

>How the actual fuck do you do that?
You put the thing in the thing and you turn it on