I'm in charge of looking after these the whole day. Dubs decides what I do, unless it hurts me or the kids

I'm in charge of looking after these the whole day. Dubs decides what I do, unless it hurts me or the kids.

Sex ed

Show them porn and tell them it's how you make glitter

Ask them why they're so ugly.

Teach them how to Salute the führer

stand on a table and take a picture

be a responsible adult and do nothing you fucking degenerate

duck duck goose

Take their pencils. Say you're gonna do a magic trick. Then snap all of them in half

Nut in the oj nigga.

Then regret it and dump it down the sink.

Not here please

victimless crime. do it now.

Introduce them to our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

Play lava monster

The black one has a black pencil. Point that out to it

Yo, fuck dubs, actually teach them the only thing that matters: the value of a free market society

Flip your eyelidss

Winrar!
I'd say any sort of drinking liquid you have around is acceptable if there isn't OJ.

winrar

teach them how not to be a normie, only sane thing you can teach.

Gratz

Teach them memes

Explain to them the futility of the world.

we've got a winner

OP delivars. New dubs please. We're outside on recess now.

HOLY SHIT WHAT?!!?!
Damn OP, you actually delivered, that's baller as shit man!!

teach them about our lord and saviour
donald j trump

Explain to them why the Aryan race is superior to all others.

deliver on the first dubs, you spineless queer.

also, how is an equal scale of SnD teaching anyone about society outside the private sector? You're a shit teacher.

yes this would be a good lesson. tell them about america

teach them about platos allegory of the cave

teach them how to download minecraft for free

This

This

Separate them to different sides of the table based on race

Teach them the truth, that life only gets shittier, these are the best days they will have so fucking stop wishing to grow up and let them know that 99.99% none of them will amount to nothing, and if some fucking miracle one of them do it would be the greatest thing op has ever done in his shitty fag life. But say it in a nice teacher way faggot

teach them how not to be a fag like this guy

Sex Ed

This but teach them why you r doin it, because races dont mix

minecraft is more important though

pls seek therapy

Fair enough faggot

why can none of you fags get dubs

Good idea to teach swefags in english!

life is only about being happy. if you tie happiness to some huge unreachable success you're fucked.

Teach them about communism, the only true way to live

Teach them about Hitler and how he was right

Teach them about Nihilism and how meaningless our existance really is.

have the white kids own the black ones for the day

Roll

Spooper 2017

Teach them about the housing crisis

Teach them how to effectively commit suicide

Bitch where the fuck do you live? It's the middle of the night in the US so you must be in some shithole European country.

Or you're a troll

...

Winrar.zip

Teach them the refining process of iron

Do you think USA is the only country faggot?

Do trips counts?

Teach them about kekistan

Trips count as dubs if there is nothing for trips
Same as quads for trips, or quints for quads

Coolio

Now where the fuck is op

This

Draw Trump on the chalk board, and have ever student bow to their leader.

>no fun allowed

Op fucking deliver!

>so you must be in some shithole European country
Can you fucking read?

Teach them that before they existed, the cells their body were made of nutrients, like a bag of chips or a hotdog.

Will take time for him to teach the class and deliver the goods in this thread.

*Good country

I meant the only good country, mistyped so stfu

Would love to deliver but they are having PE class and the thread will 404. Ill be back later.

teach them about Kekistan

Do you have an ETA when you will be back?

Play "Who is your daddy and what does he do" all day.

Then in that case, no. Not since Trump was elected.

This

Show them memes

Reroll

Penis inspection day.

Didn't you listen? They're having PE now

See

Woohoo!

OP still hasn't delivered

That's PI......

DOOOOO IT!
KEK WILLS IT!
>77

Tell them santa isn't real and explain why

Ask them what they think it would be like to be a whale in the ocean circa the date when submarines were invented and were used in war. You might have to inform them what both a whale and a submarine are. Ask them what the few whales that didn't see the subs as scary or weird /felt/ like if they tried to communicate, but the sub kept going, always kept going. Ask them what the whales would have thought when they saw this strange beings shoot missiles at everyone like them. Ask them if the whales thought that's how the strange new beings communicated. Ask them how the whales interpreted that.

im an adult and i have no idea what ur on about

lmao holy shit, I didnt even notice I got dubs

Good on you OP. I salute thee

The kids do.

You
Just wasted
DUBS

Free Market Guy responding, ignore the rest of Sup Forums. Dubs were a blessing, you now have the opportunity to give the kids the one lesson that wont fuck them. If they leave that classroom with a basic command of what supply and demand is, you literally just helped a generation be less retarded. Good on you, and I highly highly promote you continue to do the same.

Nigga thats dubs twice in a row for me. Im clearly blessed, and should be listened to as far as this thread is concerned

Yet again

Blessed with stupidity

HOLY FUCK. DUBS THREE TIMES IN A ROW. IM THE SAME GUY.

Alright OP, do you need any more proof? Im making posts to answer to other posters and getting dubs. Make sure you know this kids know economics or Im gonna come and fuck your butt in the night

kek, this

Or blessed with the truth, you cockstain

winrar!