Go to the dentists

>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?

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y-you too

>"sorry bud, no room for you"

Thats just an invitation to sit down. If they truly didn't want you there thy would have stayed silent.

*unsheathes katana*
heh heh...
that's what you think, kid...

Probably drop to my belly and beg them to let me kiss their legs.

I guess just laugh it off and say alright sarcastically. Then kick one of them as hard as I could in the shin with my boot. Hopefully breaking their tibia.

start screaming about how tha fuck are they going to run out of seats at the dentist's

My left or stage left?

Chad detected.

Remove thyself from the premises.
*Grabs sword and rifle*
*They say:ugh fuck no u nerd u so ugly u don't get to speak any shit lol lol

Burn the liberal
Kill the feminists
Purge the degenerate
*Proceed to kill them by cutting them I'm four different parts*
Just another day in Anarco Tribalist perfect world.

sit on the middle ones lap

>"There's room on your friend's forehead."

>Chad advise

Well done

i would ask maddie for a private dance of this wonderful choreography

DELET THIS

"That's okay, I wanted to lie my head under your smelly feet anyway"

who is this?

why do you hate art, user?

Fart one of my deadliest signature farts guaranteed to turn any room into a dead trap.

old-brynny

Maybe if you weren't 30 and fat.

...

It's for my health, of course.

no lewdness, plz

you know what they say

"a cunny a day keeps the doctor away"

...

Roasted.

Not for me, cunnys ruin my mental health.

Scooch over, sluts, I'm trying to browse Sup Forums

...

how so, user?

STAPH IT, U PERV

Me on the floor.

KEK

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My brain does not support such tenderness.

>LEGS

S
T
A
H
P

it takes a lot of practice, I know

but it's definitely achievable

I'm gay. I can have these girls willfully run my errands and buy me shit if I act flamboyant and tell them they're my bffs

Honestly? I do a 360 and just walk away

You think so?

requesting the one where you can see her soles

>you sit down and they say "eww gross" while giggling
What do?

oh, I KNOW so

but like everything else in life, it's all about practice, tenacity, self-discipline, and willpower

For besmirching my honor, I'd have to kill them all.

You so lewd, user.

...

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STOP TRYING TO 404 MY FETISH THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNNIES

What if can not handle it?


I will die?

>The worst outcome is getting all the seat for you.

Cool

ty

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

what fetish thread?

no, but it would be extremely painful

>What a bad joke.

>No dobules

OP is exactly the shit I fetishize

>dobules

is that some kind of mexican food?


ohhh

how are we ruin it, tho?

Is actually a finish food

Not really, mods are just more likely to shut down the thread when there are more clearly underaged girls.

ewww

this is a cunnybot thread, familia

if it's alive it means there is no mods or janis at the moment

>Squirrel teeths


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

that is the cutest thing ever, after toothgaps

needs to take black cock desu

dem, she needs a good damn BBC

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>le blacked meme

Sounds ideal

why is this thread still up

why are you still alive? kys

>tfw have to go to the dentist in an hour

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mod is sleep

It's not a meme, though.

You love memes

Waifumolester was anti pedo and wayfoo tho
Are u new??

big black memes

nice shoop, mr reddit

but everyone knows who that guy is

kek, BTFO

doesnt change the fact the average cunnyfag looks like that.

they mostly look like non threatening beta males

but if hes a waufimolester doesnt that mean he LIKES waifus?
>mr reddit

maybe cover up how triggered you are next time?

yes-neckbeards and a few non neckbeards.

>dat projecting

kek


>redditor is so new he doesn't even know about waufimolester

double kek

No he hated them with so much passion he would stay up for hours posting in threads against them

kinda like how leafcuck here hates "Redditors"

haha

reminds me of someone we know :^)

archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/australian pedophile/

I don't think you understand my friend
he was here for a very brief time and on the mods side against waifuposters, but even they got sick of him

who said anything about hating redditors?

these threads would be dead without them

their tears are essential for all this to work

also known as "reddit-on-reddit" violence

So you must love them.
Because indifference wouldn't inspire all this "work"

yes, of course, in the same way a hunter loves his prey

they have provided us with endless hours of entertainment, and they continue to do so everyday

>2016
>trusting kike dentists

Have fun being brainwashed by the chemicals they directly give you. Fucking sheep.

leafcuck and reddit; two sides of the same dead female monarch emblazoned coin :3

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it's pretty clear who the good guys are, tho

every hero needs a villain, we all do our part

*pulls out Benelli M4 tactical shotgun*
let me make some room then
*turns her friends into a pink mist and sits down*
heh nothing personnel

Is she related to Lexee

Good, I didn't want to sit next to you anyways

>Walk past her
>Sit down next to the girl on the other side

how romantic

nope

do you think they look alike?

i guess not. she looks like a gremlin

>"yes, there is"
>sit
It's that easy.