>go to the dentists
>in the waiting room
>there's only one couch/seat
>see this
>left one says without looking up from her phone "sorry bud, no room for you"
>wat do?
Go to the dentists
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>"sorry bud, no room for you"
Thats just an invitation to sit down. If they truly didn't want you there thy would have stayed silent.
*unsheathes katana*
heh heh...
that's what you think, kid...
Probably drop to my belly and beg them to let me kiss their legs.
I guess just laugh it off and say alright sarcastically. Then kick one of them as hard as I could in the shin with my boot. Hopefully breaking their tibia.
start screaming about how tha fuck are they going to run out of seats at the dentist's
My left or stage left?
Chad detected.
Remove thyself from the premises.
*Grabs sword and rifle*
*They say:ugh fuck no u nerd u so ugly u don't get to speak any shit lol lol
Burn the liberal
Kill the feminists
Purge the degenerate
*Proceed to kill them by cutting them I'm four different parts*
Just another day in Anarco Tribalist perfect world.
sit on the middle ones lap
>"There's room on your friend's forehead."
>Chad advise
Well done
i would ask maddie for a private dance of this wonderful choreography
DELET THIS
"That's okay, I wanted to lie my head under your smelly feet anyway"
who is this?
why do you hate art, user?
Fart one of my deadliest signature farts guaranteed to turn any room into a dead trap.
old-brynny
Maybe if you weren't 30 and fat.
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It's for my health, of course.
no lewdness, plz
you know what they say
"a cunny a day keeps the doctor away"
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Roasted.
Not for me, cunnys ruin my mental health.
Scooch over, sluts, I'm trying to browse Sup Forums
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how so, user?
STAPH IT, U PERV
Me on the floor.
KEK
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My brain does not support such tenderness.
>LEGS
S
T
A
H
P
it takes a lot of practice, I know
but it's definitely achievable
I'm gay. I can have these girls willfully run my errands and buy me shit if I act flamboyant and tell them they're my bffs
Honestly? I do a 360 and just walk away
You think so?
requesting the one where you can see her soles
>you sit down and they say "eww gross" while giggling
What do?
oh, I KNOW so
but like everything else in life, it's all about practice, tenacity, self-discipline, and willpower
For besmirching my honor, I'd have to kill them all.
You so lewd, user.
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STOP TRYING TO 404 MY FETISH THREAD YOU FUCKING CUNNIES
What if can not handle it?
I will die?
>The worst outcome is getting all the seat for you.
Cool
ty
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
what fetish thread?
no, but it would be extremely painful
>What a bad joke.
>No dobules
OP is exactly the shit I fetishize
>dobules
is that some kind of mexican food?
ohhh
how are we ruin it, tho?
Is actually a finish food
Not really, mods are just more likely to shut down the thread when there are more clearly underaged girls.
ewww
this is a cunnybot thread, familia
if it's alive it means there is no mods or janis at the moment
>Squirrel teeths
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that is the cutest thing ever, after toothgaps
needs to take black cock desu
dem, she needs a good damn BBC
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>le blacked meme
Sounds ideal
why is this thread still up
why are you still alive? kys
>tfw have to go to the dentist in an hour
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mod is sleep
It's not a meme, though.
You love memes
Waifumolester was anti pedo and wayfoo tho
Are u new??
big black memes
nice shoop, mr reddit
but everyone knows who that guy is
kek, BTFO
doesnt change the fact the average cunnyfag looks like that.
they mostly look like non threatening beta males
but if hes a waufimolester doesnt that mean he LIKES waifus?
>mr reddit
maybe cover up how triggered you are next time?
yes-neckbeards and a few non neckbeards.
>dat projecting
kek
>redditor is so new he doesn't even know about waufimolester
double kek
No he hated them with so much passion he would stay up for hours posting in threads against them
kinda like how leafcuck here hates "Redditors"
I don't think you understand my friend
he was here for a very brief time and on the mods side against waifuposters, but even they got sick of him
who said anything about hating redditors?
these threads would be dead without them
their tears are essential for all this to work
also known as "reddit-on-reddit" violence
So you must love them.
Because indifference wouldn't inspire all this "work"
yes, of course, in the same way a hunter loves his prey
they have provided us with endless hours of entertainment, and they continue to do so everyday
>2016
>trusting kike dentists
Have fun being brainwashed by the chemicals they directly give you. Fucking sheep.
leafcuck and reddit; two sides of the same dead female monarch emblazoned coin :3
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it's pretty clear who the good guys are, tho
every hero needs a villain, we all do our part
*pulls out Benelli M4 tactical shotgun*
let me make some room then
*turns her friends into a pink mist and sits down*
heh nothing personnel
Is she related to Lexee
Good, I didn't want to sit next to you anyways
>Walk past her
>Sit down next to the girl on the other side
how romantic
nope
do you think they look alike?
i guess not. she looks like a gremlin
>"yes, there is"
>sit
It's that easy.