Walk into your home

>Walk into your home
>You find Taylor Swift standing there

How do you react?

I get on my knees, and beg to kiss her feet

worship her perfect ass.

Shoot her dead like the home invading piece of shit meth head she is.

Seriously.. that's probably the only reason she'd be in my house.

>Do a 360
>Walk away

call 911

Id draw my pistol on her and tell her if she moves then shes dead

Use her sexually for a month and then let her write an album about me.

Pussy boi doesnt believe in 2nd amendment

That little asshole is getting creampied

Tell her ill start listening to her music once she comes out with a hit titled "maybe it was me"

don't want to catch a murder charge. let the popo do the gun work

Turn 360 and run

stutter as I ask to have sex with her and if she says no then ask her to leave

"Why are you here and how the fuck did you get in?"
In order of importance, of course.

No matter how you try to justify shooting Taylor swift in your house you're still going to jail

Rape her in self defense

You'd run into her....

>being this new

Not this again, you can still do a 360 AND run away

That's the joke

...

Take out a gun, shoot her in both shins, get a baseball bat, shove it up her cunt, drain her blood into a wine glass, drink the blood

Attempt to hit her in the vagina with my penises

Browse the chan together

Call my landlord and tell him he needs to change the fucking locks...
>then fhritp

Punch her in the face for breaking and entering and call the cops.

Fuck celebrities. They can't just go where they want with no consequence.

Bitch better not have touched my action figures.

kek

Maybe she's just a look alike. ever thought about that?

Umm... Hi. Those are definitely not piss bottles lol xD

Same tbh

Maybe for questioning. They wouldn't arrest him for shooting an intruder inside his home, even if it was Taylor Swift.

>>Causually say " 'sup"
>>Make some coffe, ask if she want some
>>Light a cig
>>Ask her why she's there

With hard throat rape

>How do you react?

Grab her by the throat, drag her to my basement, and chain her to the wall. Force feed her until she puts on about 30 pounds. Once she has a figure other than "Chinese prepubescent boy" rape her a few times. After she no longer arouses me, keep feeding her until she's a bloated landwhale, then sell her ass to all the niggers and spics in my neighborhood who can't help but love fat white bitches.

Punch in the face. That ugly mug is asking for it.

Not only did she touch them, she TOOK THEM OUT OF THEIR PACKAGES! And then had the nerve to rearrange them on the shelf!

woow man alpha af!! but you forgot "tip fedora"

see if she wants to go to burger king or something

>sweat profusely
>stammer and stutter while asking what's going on
>become still and keep arms locked at side as she hugs me
>look awkward in publicity photo
>cum my pants when she gives my head one of those flirtatious scratches beautiful women give ugly men out of pity sometimes
>awkwardly stammer "goodbye" as she leaves
>go to room and fap my dick raw thinking about how i could have totally seduced her if all those people hadn't been there with cameras and lights

I would humbly kneel and beg her to pee on my face

>Walk in
>See Taylor Swift
>fuckme.png
>Please no songs about rape

I can think of 4 other girls at my job who I'd rather fuck.

Sage

>mfw I discover TayTay is in my flat
>Proceed to look for hidden cameras because I would think I'm on a hidden camrea TV show

I would tell her to invite her friend Hayley Williams over because goddamn do I wanna fuck Hayley

I'd fuck that perfect piece of ass

have an intellectual discussion about climate change and geopolitics

Cut off her head and shit in her neck

Immediately get on my knees and eat her pussy and then ask to be rewarded by shoving my cock into her pussy until I orgasm

Ask for some money.

mmmmmoar 3D loli nao!1!!

pls no, there are like 5 threads of that already

call the police and have her arrested for breaking and entering

I'll tell you EXACTLY what I'd do OP: I'd ask her if she thought that "Universal Harvester" was a ghost tale, a metaphor for grief, or the author was just yanking our chain; and if she thought the first half of it was reminiscent of Steven King.

Ask her if she wants coffee or tea. Its usually the first thing i do when i get home, drink either coffee or tea so might as well ask from her which one she prefers

Fuck

Rape.

Realistically most of the people in this thread would stand there dumbfounded as to why a famous person was in their home.

Suck on her asshole until she shits in my mouth. She had Mexican the night before.

x2

this

look up

Try to get as many pumps in as possible before the cops shoot me dead.

FUCKING BITCH! What the fuck do you think you're fucking doing in my fucking house you piece of shit cheap prostitute. Grabs my gun and shoots her ugly filthg ass down for trespassing.

Tell her I need to pee and to let me get to my bathroom.

Rape her, cut off limbs, rape her some more, video the whole thing chop off her head and leave it on the doorstep of my friend who idolises her

Cum in pants and start farting

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What a fag lil smug

? you mean 180?

Newfag get out reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Guess ill say hello.

>Do a 360
>Walk away
I kek'd

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>Ask her to drive me to her home
>Get some coffee for her on the way
>Sit on a couch for a while
>Start questioning her about sudden arrival at my home
>Seduce her
>Marry her
>Have three children
>Be both in cash with a top tier waifu and have three nice aryans

What a dream