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I need a lesson for my fucking neighbor, he's not getting that MY parking space is NOT HIS.

NO SCRATCHES
NO WHEELS DAMAGE

Any ideas?

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hide a dead animal in it somewhere and let it rot

Leave a kind note asking him to refrain from parking there.
Remember, vengeance is a two way street. Whatever you do to his vehicle could be done to yours. Start out by being kind and usually people respond kindly.

Tell him to stop parking in your spot you scared beta faggot

Told him already. No results.

I need a real lesson for him.

Not possible tho.

Then get a floor jack and 4 furniture dollies. Jack up his car and put the dollies under each wheel and push his car to wherever you want.

Smear vaseline on the wipers, next time it rains it smears across the windshield and when mixes with water get very blurry.
If that dont work you do anything else, since he knows its you.
If op wasn't such apussy he would set fire to a few bin's and the car, just another random act of vandalism.

Pic related also works.

Put some nails under his tires and then call a tow truck and tell them the car is in your spot so they come and tow it.

"P-p-please m-m-mister d-d-don't park in muh-muh-muh parking spot" doesn't count. Be assertive.

Prawns under the hubcaps
Cooking oil up the exhaust

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Just put brake fluid on a bottle, and your good to go

Pour fish oil in the air vents just in front of the windshield

man up and tell him face to face
If he swings fuck his shit up

>MY parking space
prove it belongs to you

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something that can be easily washed off but still disgusting...bag of shit in the wheel arches

Get him a coloring book so he learns not to go out of the lines.

No troubles with the cops requested tho.
I tried eggs but the fucker just washes his fucking car.
Good idea user.

What's best? Sodo or Amoniac to attack leave traces on the car?

My House. My parking space.

Good one too.

Take proof of ownership of the parking space to the local law enforcement and have them remove his car.

Women are fickle, for the most part. They will tell you that they want one thing but really they want another. This is not done intentionally to piss you off or be deceitful, but because they are testing you. Women will say "I don't want to play games" because then she has an easier time pushing the boundaries and testing the limits.

Does that behavior sound familiar? Yes, because women are overgrown children.

Now before some of you go crying "MGTOW", I'm not - so hear me out:

I have very little demands for when it comes to my relationships. All I want is complete honesty and transparency. Women will say "Oh that's amazing that's all I want too!" but this is said only to maintain face. In reality they despise this because it makes them feel guilty about their deceitful attitude that stems from the boundary and limit pushing/testing.

I used to put all my stock in the loves I shared up until I was 20 some 15 years ago. My father said to me something that lasted one day. He said the following :

"You have to truly love something before you can love someone".

I spent years deciphering that. One day it clicked. For reference - my father has been with my mother since they were 14. They have the perfect marriage that fucks with your concept of what is really possible. For years I wanted something that lived up to what they had. I realized eventually that I was most likely not ever going to find it, so long as I kept putting my woman of the time / my relationship / my feelings of love and infatuation first.

So here's the secret to a healthy, happy life that can include a wonderful relationship:

Put yourself first.
Tackle your dreams.
Pursue your passions.
Do all that crap, but most of all -
Put. Yourself. First.


If you start to argue with that about the behavior being selfish, you won't get anywhere - I was resistant to that same concept for the same reasons.

Put yourself first.


Godspeed user.

Police here are lasy pussies.
If there's no dead body they don't move.

>My House
then have it towed

My House. My parking space.

So he's in your driveway?

also put disgusting shit under the door handles for a nasty surprise

OP is a flaming plebenstein

Yes.

I need to give him a lesson but no troubles with he cops.

Threw shit on the car once.

OP have your mom leave a note on his windshield

nice advice
nice story
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Then tow it, what are you retarded?

Call an actual towing company yourself ffs.

have tow truck driver tow it away..
tell him something wrong with it and need to take it to the shop. After he drops it off you may need to pay him. After tow truck driver leaves, leave a note on the car stating that it was parked in my spot and fuck off.

The guy will be without his car for couple days. That should get through to him.

How do i deal with wimenz like this

Not living in the us. Only cops can do that.

Problems with that include not having keys and needing to show ID, BUT a lot of tow companies will tow it if it's on your property. He just needs to be able to prove he lives there. Nbd.

Unless you own the space or are specifically renting that space from the landlord, it's not YOURS and I would encourage you to be a man instead of a child and park somewhere else.

Lol wtf are you retarded? Call a towing company. He is in your fucking driveway and you can't get him to move? Are you actually retarded hahahaha wtf is wrong with you you retarded idiot

If it's your house then have it towed....

If he's in your driveway that's trespassing. Call the cops.

If he's actually on the street and you're just but hurt that he's in front of your house then you need to get over it, that's public space open to anyone.

Also, look into getting a 'towing enforced' sign for the offending area.

If he's in your driveway, have the car towed away or set it on fire. End of story.

My space and no cops won't come and take action.
Cops are too busy with Terrorists and fapping on Sup Forums.

Agree with the first part, a no tresspassing sign wouldn't hurt either.

The latter really depends on state parking regulations from my understanding.

Dogshit on windowcleaners and dooropener.

Another option, of he really is on your private property put up a gate.
You can then either lock him out, or depending on your level of ass hurt, lock him in so he no longer has access to the car.

No it doesnt depend on state parking regulations. Street parking is public parking, anyone can park there. You might be thinking of "permit parking only" but that only means you need a permit to park on the street, it still doesnt give you rights to a specific street spot.

You have nothing to lose by trying t have it towed, if it doesn't pan out, nbd.


Failing that I'd stick with the fish oil or even a destructive tactic, but the fish oil is pretty quick and easy. Do it, fagit. Document lolz for broz.

Is the spot actually owned by you or assigned to you? If it is, call the cops and have his car towed. If it isn't don't fuck with his car, get over it and find a new spot. You aren't assertive enough to have that spot.

Law enforcement is their job. Make them do their job.

Snapping keys off in his doors would be hilarious. The lock bit made me think of that.

What, five feet from the road is public? And if it's a public sidewalk he might be sol, but what if it's hise driveway, like making it difficult to back up or something? We've towed a few times, back when we lived in an apt, but it was done by the property manager.

You should also note that if you really have told him not to park there and you sabotage his car he could very easily take you to court for the damage to his property and very easily win. You would then be required to pay for repairs, if the damage includes a smell that can't be removed you would owe him a new car of equal value.

If you only knew what they do.

Great idea. I like the way you thinking user.


Another thing is I don't need ANYONE to spot me messing on the car.

It must be an incognito thing ;)
Good news: his fucking car is directly under my window.

You say your space. Is this a driveway or street spot, or is it a parking lot in a complex? If it's not a driveway, or numbered spot then it's not yours.

Take pics with ti. Estamps

>If you only knew what they do.

You're a fucking cuk ass pussy who deserves to be a little bitch boy with no parking if you allow them to not do their job.

He won't be able to proof it.

privat parking space and he's not living here just his shop.

Would do but need a lot of good ideas.

What's more aggressive: Soda or Amoniac?

Just something to think about with the recommendations ITT. 2 months ago my neighbors house burned down with his wife and kid inside. Long story short he had an arguement with a guy parking by his house. My neighbor had the car towed away. When the guy came back for his car and it was gone he went back home, got the gas can for his lawnmower, and set my neighbors house on fire.

2 innocent dead people, a life sentence for the third person, and someone lost everything they earned in their life.

Words and actions have consequences. Think before you act

I sued the cops once, you clueless faggot.

have his car towed you dumb shit, that is if the parking area is rightfully owned by you. The street does not really count

Let me guess, you lost because they just said no and ignored you.
Like you're letting them do now.

Moral of the story: burn his house down before he can get to yours op

Nice, that'll simplify matters, but you're giving up accuracy, so use extra.

Knowing the window thing be sure to get a cheap security webcam and start recording. Then you'll have evidence of him being a fucktard, just tell the cops you noticed something strange one night and decided to invest for your safety or some shit, should be lulzy.

Agree with timestamp user, but if you record it, you might capture him raeging on cam, which has to be worth some bonus points.

Scary, post news story of gtfo

do it again pls.

Who? The court? I have evidence against the cops.

Plant drugs , anonymous tip to cops that hes dealin out of his car

put dye in his wiper fluid

I doubt anyone will see this, but try and remove the fuse for the fuel pump and he won't be able to start it. Be sure to do this when he isn't in your spot though!

You might consider getting a fake no parking sign if you don't want to do it legit, that'll make it a lot easier to fool the cops into towing or getting it ticketed. It's an elaborate ruse, but it'd be funny.

Lol, yeah.
Just like you have evidence now of a crime being committed against you and you just whine about it on an Internet porn site.

I live in a small town and lord only knows where that newspaper is. Yes, we still have actual paper newspapers

Oh, what's that stuff that etches glass? Some gaffitifag will know, armoretch or something, that in the wiper fluid would fuck his shit up, too

If you only knew

Removing the fuses would definitely work, it's just going to be a pain depending on the vehicle.

I have Amoniac and soda here now.

We know.
Everyone here knows how much of a faggot ass bottom boi you are for the neighborhood niggers.

Liars go to hell, user. Why would you go online and try to scare OP away from doing what the good lord would want?

Just remove them all!

lmao
go to bed kid

Put a dead prawn/fish in his car. Works wonders.

fuses? what is that?

Block the exhaust/tail pipe
Or
Fix a can of hairspray to the center section of said exhaust/tailpipe with a wire coat hanger. Then let the dude drive off.

Run a chain through his wheels and padlock them.

hide a dead animal somewhere

Bleach or paint thinner on spray bottle. Spray a very small amount every few days until the paint fades slowly.

The stuff I'm talking about is specific to the purpose and will wreck it, but it'll be harder to apply than the fish oil and do more monetary damage, which is still a consideration. You might consider tampering with or removing his tag, he'll get pulled over and at bare min has to drop 50+ to replace it.


You could do it if you know his schedule.

Grease his wheels and the road infront of his car, attach tow rope, drag the fukn thing into the street and leave it.
Failing that, get enough guys around to physically lift it into the doorway of his shop so he cant get out to move it.

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Perfect idea, user.
I was searching for these sort of ideas.

With a soaker ;)

keep them coming.

Tow his shit every time he parks there

You have fuses in your cars for anything electronic pretty much, if you remove it, those electronics won't work, whether it's the starter, radio, lights, etc. You'll find out eventually if you start driving a car.

Buy a can of spray on Deep Woods Off.
Spray his car.

The smell will get his attention.

just pay them to park somewhere else.

Underage, banned

Vinegar on any exposed metal

Pic related

thank you president trump for the wonderful suggestion

Guys pls listen

I DON'T NEED ANY TROUBLES WITH THE LAW.

I need a passiv-aggressiv way, from my window.