Fellow Pitchfork patricians, it is once again the time for our nightly countdown for Pitchfork's new reviews to be updated on the site at 1am eastern time. 10.0? 0.0? Best New Music? Best New Reissue? 8.0+ with no BNM? A shitty set of 7's and below? Weird Al’s eternal BNM incoming hypetrain! Noctourniquetcourtsney Barnett Review? Ian FUCKIN' Cohen? Ryan "THE TASTEMAKER" Dombal? Jayson "8.7" Greene? Lindsay "qt feminist" Zoladz? [retired patrician, memory lives on forever] Brandon “Meme Metal” Stosuy? [retired] Grayson "Grizzly" Currin? Brian "Backup" Howe? Mark "the elder statesman" Richardson? Evan "IS GARAGE ROCK DEAD" Minsker? Andy "secretly alpha" Beta? Zoe "¡DALE!" Camp? Philip "Electronic Wizard” Sherburne? Stephen "M." Deusner? Laura "Sun Kil Buffoon" Snapes? Jenn "Best New Tastemaker" Pelly Marc "Not Mark" Hogan KRIS "Meme Rap" EX Jillian "they don't love you like I love you" Mapes Kevin "who needs TMT anyways" Lozano
Will someone dethrone Kendrick Lamar’s 9.2 for AOTY?
OFFICIAL and accurate 2017 BNM Tally: 21 Nights since last BNM: 14
The most wonderful time of the night, every night, right now. Here it is, the nightly P4K thread. Time to get comfy.
>Tonight's Top Stories -This thread stands with Kesha eternally -P4K President Chris Kaskie is stepping down -This thread hypes and supports DIIV, Jesu/Sun Kil Moon, Planetarium, and each & every poster here -/p4k/ forever
Jace Ramirez
This thread rejects the rape culture hysteria of Amber Coffman, Kitty Cordero-Kolin, Ke$ha, Larkin Grimm, Jessica Hopper, Meaghan Garvey, Pitchfork, MTV News, et al.
Leo Watson
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Chase Harris
RIP Alt-J
Kevin Perez
i miss good content guy so much
Jayden Ross
I'm not really a fan of them, but isn't it odd how p4k just decided they were going to be "against" alt-j and stuck with it?
I mean it's not really that bad considering all the other totally pointless shit they give 6s
clearly it's a fashion thing, like, NO alt-j are not cool
Nathan Powell
I miss the days where all the trips posted here Those threads were comfy af
Brayden Morgan
>The rising pop star's sophomore album goes for experimental radio hits that are full of anhedonic drama. It's ambitious and nuanced, though calculating in ways that dull its impact. >pop star oh she gon' be triggered
Daniel Ramirez
literally who
Elijah Barnes
NIGHTLY RUNDOWN Halsey 6.5 by Katherine St. Asaph Beach Fossils 7.3 by Philip Cosores Major Lazer 6.4 by Jonah Bromwich Five Years of Loving Notes 7.6 by Andy Beta
Ian Jenkins
literally you
William Stewart
I think she makes more money than almost every p4k writer combined also she isn't black, disabled or transgender so I don't think she was expecting over an 8
Alexander Clark
i am jealous of fantano's beautifully clear skin but i hope he dies within the next year
Luis Rogers
pls no bull i come here for frens and recs
Adrian Gomez
oh harro user art-j so primo you rikey rots
Angel Robinson
You must have missed it. She had an interview recently complaining about being called a pop musician because she think she's actually "alternative" and Fantano and her got in a Twitter spat.
he's hinted multiple times that he doesn't plan on doing his YouTube thing for too much longer.
Carter Wood
Oh it's that attention whore user
Robert Kelly
literally you
Henry Perry
dale
Joshua Perez
lmao what else would he possibly do?
he was still working part time at a pizza place not too long ago
Angel Diaz
dunno. Write professionally?
Jordan Garcia
why does fantano have such pleb taste in women?
Nathaniel Morgan
when has he showed even a little bit that he can write?
also, what makes you think he's not popular just because you can put him on for five minutes and hear his sexy voice and pretend he's your friend?
most importantly, though if you just transcribed the shit he says to paper, it would look like a Sup Forums thread. he doesn't really know how to even write a real review that could even be published at a place like pitchfork. more than ever, I think he's in a mode where everything he says is a really subjective off the cuff reaction and not anything like a published review.
