EAGLES VS GIANTS GAME THREAD #3

21-16
4th quarter

Eagles MVP

>grand mac
>amerifats
why do Americans like sports so much but they're all fat?

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NFL is rigged

Third for Sup Forums

1st for cowboys

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Loving the GIANTS logo on their helmets. Bring back the GIANTS logo please

GOOD NIGHT SWEET PRINCE

>tfw at least half of this gamethread is shitposting Cowboys fans

You jelly Sup Forums?

Where can I read Wentz's obituary?

My stream is so delayed

the fuck is wrong with his eyes?

Dubbies and Eli breaks a rib and your mom dies in her sleep tonight if you don't respond nicely

>commenators slobbering on eli's dick because he audibled into a run
lmfao

>Eagles win
>get to shitpost about the Giants losing to a team in full "fuck it" mode with Chase Daniel as QB
>Eagles lose
>oh well, season was over anyway
this game is a win-win for me

>Giants and Eagles best players getting seriously injured

Christ Barbara Bush is looking rough.

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Seconded, helmets look great

does your gf like football?

>Giants MVP

I would tear my ACL every season if it meant recuperating with her

Are Pretzel M&Ms objectively the best type of M&Ms?

Collinsworth literally saying cheating is ok as long as you win

No!

>Iggles in charge of third down stops

NY logo objectively looks better but these throwbacks are still noice

soccer yes, football no

>getting a nosejob at 19

Her life is already over before it even started

nigga are you crazy

I'm glad my team, with its numerous recent successes, gives fans such as myself something more tangible than others' resentment.

kys faggot

nope, she doesnt even like divegrass....

peanut is

no
legion is shit

>eagles will lose because pederson is too retarded to know when to kick the field goal

>what are peanut M&Ms

Who is she rooting for?

>walkie talkie bs
So giants got fined for cowboys interfering with comms? That seems fair.

>what are takeaways
>what is time of possession
>what are points allowed

Keep sleeping on 'em while I laugh all the way to Super Bowl win #6.

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>wentz too intellegent for concussion
nice try scumbag giants

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>Elijiah

BRUCEEEEE

That was a beautiful INT. Snatched it right out of the air

>SHELI

No

That's why she got fat and got kicked out of my house

Eli throwing ANOTHER int

>ELI MANNING

>Gnats

This thread is moving so fast nobody will notice i'm gay

>elisha

Giants SUCK

Holy shit Jenkins is a beast.

ELI BADDING

ELI WHAT THE FUCK MAN

Chargers!

IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES

WEW
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>tfw to intellegent for interceptions

Fucking hell Eli

FUN COW

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As a Cowboys fan usually Im classy but I hope that giants "Snacks" guy is seriously injured and becomes a shell of himself like Victor Cruz

My step sons dad just got an interception!

>AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
>FREAK OUT

I thought it was Elisha

>it's an Eli plays terribly against the Eagles episode

fag

Is Malcolm Jenkins elite?

Who is the bigger disappointment, Cooper or Eli?

>dying for (you)s

Is Eli elite?

Need the Eli Happy Holidays screencap asap

my cock

Nigga you gay.

>scorecard says "happy holidays"
why cant they say merry christmas?

Why don't girls like me bros?

Are you fucking kidding me?!

>WILLINGLY BEING A KEKOLD TO JENKINS
LOLING AT YOUR LIFE RAVENSFAGGOT

yes

>that bo jackson commercial

based

Remember when commercials weren't just memes?

you just gotta be yourself .. girls love that

Pretty faggy of you bro

Are you ugly and/or fat?

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Daily reminder that this QB has beaten Todd Bradley twice in the SB

kek jordan matthews caught it on the sideline

He's the 2nd best player on that defense

>implying Wents can be sacked

Nice catch Jordan Matthews, could you do that while your on the field next time?

Guys today is my birthday and I didn't get 1 (you) this entire game


I did finally collect enough Coca-Cola caps for a free movie ticket

Can't wait for Dak to choke in the playoffs and hear the whole offseason about how Romo should have started

Zeke has a bigger cock than Sproles

New Rule:
if someone on the sideline catches the ball they can run with it, doesn't matter if it's the coach or a line judge, if they don't take a knee it's a live ball

That was impressive tbqh.

NFL Concussion Protocol

>Trainer: "Do you have a Concussion."
>Athlete: "No."
>Tainer: "Okay go back out there."