What would happen if I melted chocolate then injected it into my bloodstream?

what would happen if I melted chocolate then injected it into my bloodstream?

nothing, go ahead

Dunno, just try and post the result.

Pain.

Wouldn't something as thick as chocolate clog up the needle?

You turn into a black man.

maybe I'd use a big fucken needle

It makes mustard gas

You turn the color nigger

do I get a bigger dick too?

Sure, why not.

oooh what if i shot down my urethra instead?

Don't know. Livestream it, though.

A different sort of pain.
What if it solidifies?

youd be black. a fucking nigger

Your kids will be black.

No, goddamn it, don't do it! We can't have it getting out that wite bois can easily get BBC simply by injecti... uh, I mean shiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet nigga, dis wite boi finna put chocolate all up in his shit? wite ppl smh

I'd poop chocolate out my dick. It'd be like a mold of the inside of my benis

Huh, sounds fun, live stream it.

You should make chocolate dickhole sticks and sell them to snowflakes on Etsy.

your dick will become a swiss cake roll

please try it, I haven't seen anybody on this board stick anything in their peehole in forever and I miss it. make sure to post timestamped pics please

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Yeah, but they'd be like... dick pockys. Weebs love that shit. You'd sell millions.

I'd need to go to the gas station to get chocolate and I dont have any needles, also that would probably hurt like shit.

You could get a small funnel, should be able to fit that in your pisshole. Might even sell that at the gas station, too.

dammit someone in this thread better put something in their peehole and post a picture of it

I would, but I have a UTI. My doctor told me not to get chocolate on it.

papa, please inject your urethra with dark chocolate goodness and livestream for us :^)

You'd turn black

Do it for science

I'll do this if everyone promises not to make fun of my small cock

Not in liquid form but would take much much more force than a runny liquid

Now i dont know if i can promisse that but ill sure try my best