Guys, SHE SAID YES!!!

Guys, SHE SAID YES!!!

Gratz! when is the wedding date?

sorry

Kill yourself faggot. Have fun fucking that mound of fat you call a wife.

to extra bacon?

To a Five Guys double meat?

are you taking it to sea world?

I wana know who is the poor sap that really put a ring on that

Get a huge life insurance policy for her

Q: can i super size that fr you?

I hope she comes with a hefty Harkonnen dowry.

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If it fits is ships

But that ship Sunk

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Her finger said no

no shit, really?

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Chubby thread?

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To Liposuction?

YES TO DIABEETUS

OP is nostalgia critic

Well that ring isn't going off..

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Nah, she's a floater.
Blubber is buoyant remember.

Sexy must be like...

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>being this fucking new

her fingers look like bugles

to a Jimmy John's Gargantuan?

Her fingers look like the Bugles snacks.

(OP)

If the world ends you'll be well fed

That's one hell of a goblin claw there boi.

PVT Snuffy pls its not worth the alimony

her fingers are going to grow around the ring and you'll never get it out

it's Grimes

Consider the fact that even though it wasn't OP, there is a man who put a ring on that whale.

her knuckles are little snorting pools now

her hand looks like a fucking flipper

whens the diabeetus funeral?

Allow her only 1000 calories per day until she is height weight proportional.

Then she said ow, cause she's not getting that ring off. Take the finger, then her foot. Diabetes.

/Thread

Have fun with amy schumer faggot

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Is she having an allergic reaction? Looks like she needs epinephrine.

She said yes but them fingers are saying no.

Kek

I got stung on the wrist last summer by a wasp and thats what my hand looked like.

What a catch did he use a harpoon?

>trying this hard

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Bro, that's Bowser's wife. That bitch is queen Koopa.

What the actual fuck? kek

Let us know when that starfish gets loose from it's captor. Dammit boy.

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She being the Michelin man's mother?


>inb4 she tries to take the ring off

This old recycled bs again?

probably a butter wielding mechanic

That's a fancy hula hoop

fucking glad someone said it.

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shes so fat her sausage fingers evolved into a cone shape

Underrated post

>obvious bait

said yes to what OP, dinner?

When she was married she weighed 110. 5 years later... this.

>obvious b8
>still falls for it

Lurk moar newfriend.

Underrated.

Man, there was a time when she first appeared that I would have given a finger to spend a few hours between her thighs...not so much any more, other than a hate fuck maybe.

>fall for it

kek you fucking autist

she gets uglier the more you look at her.

That's a little extreme. 1500 is more reasonable, and sustainable.

u mean 4000

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BOOMER!!!

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