How do I sneak pizza into a movie theater without getting caught?

How do I sneak pizza into a movie theater without getting caught?

I know a mod so anyone with an answer that doesn't work is getting permab&.

I usually put mine in my shoe or wear a large hat

>become cross-dresser
>have jumbo purse
>put pizza in ziplock bags
>enjoy pizza during movie

i always keep a spare pizza in my wallet, it will work for you too

I know a mod lol.

Post more pics of that big titted fatty. She's cute. Looks like Katie Cummings.

First, get gf.
Second, go to movies with said gf.
Third, have gf bring good sized bag.
Fourth, always buy something from concession stand, be it a red slushy and popcorn. If they see you walking in with purchased good they usually don't bother you.

Tell the manager that it's left overs. They will fight you but you can usually get in or a free movie ticket out of it if you cause a fuss

It is Katie Cummings.

Go on then, permaban me. I fucking dare you.

Hide the pizza in a gun

Oh look I can still post.

yeah no shit but I wanted fuck nuts to post more. Then I realized it was just a pic he got from her twitter so he obviously doesn't have her snapchat and other paid shit.

In the Handbag of your GF

Damn... would have saved that pic if not forthat stupid fucking picture filter bitches and faggots use on their photographs. Those tits are fucking wonderful. Shame she had to ruin the picture with that filter.

I knew a chick who made a large round bag filled with food. She put it into her stomach and pretended like she was pregnant.

Thats exactly how i smuggle the drinks.
But for OP instructions are unclear cause he obviously can't get a gf.

Why would you get caught? She's even half price getting in.

Or did you mean a porn theater?

Just walk in with it... People working at a theater getting paid minimum wage are likely not to give a fuck if some fat fuck wants to bring an entire pizza into a movie.

Nothing would make my day more than kicking his fat ass out. I fucking hate customers with a passion

OP enjoys bringing food from home while enjoying the latest comedy from Tyler Perry or cutting drama from Spike Lee.

wasted trips

FUCKING TRIPFAGS GET PERMAB& AND V&.

rain jacket

Are you some kind of asspained double nigger?

sage