/cum/

Floridian cuisine edition

nice

Fuck Drumpf

Koreans are disgusting.

They're almost as bad as C*tholics.

bebbi

might commit suicide

I went to an instructor briefly, she taught me the basic postures. You can learn them on your own, but it's nice to have a guide.

Most of the work is managing your breathing

that kills people

is that a ghost?

>tfw I was planning on trying to get with two girls but that'd take too much effort but can't really decide which one to stop talking to

emily

please don't

what does alligator taste like?

Reminder that they drive on the left in the US Virgin Islands

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crocodile

C*tholicism is a meme religion.

Teacher asked if I was going to prom in front of the class

I tried alligator jerky once and it tasted like chicken with a hint of fish.

*steals your maple syrup and pours it in your regular parking spot at Hortons so your car gets stuck to the pavement and cant leave*

>tfw too fucking retarded to remember the difference between crocs and gators

Religion is a meme

Among the top 20 OECD countries, the US has:
The highest poverty rate both generally and among children
The highest income inequality
The lowest contributions of its GDP to social programs towards the worse off citizens
The lowest amount of paid vacation days and maternal/paternal days
The lowest score on the UN's material wealth for children
The lowest social mobility
The largest public and private costs towards medical treatment of its GDP
Moreover, the US has the highest:
Child mortality rate
Frequency of mental illness
Frequency of obesity
Percentage of citizens who do not receive medical treatment because of its costs
Uses of anti-depressants pr capita
The US now has the shortest expected life expectancy at birth (except for Portugal and Denmark)

When it comes to the environment, the US also
highest emitter of carbon emissions per capita
highest consumer of water per capita
The lowest score on World Economic Forum's list over environmental efforts (except for Belgium)
Biggest environmental footprint per capita (except for Belgium and Denmark)

literally a violation of the geneva convention to drive on one side of the road in one part of a country and the other in another part

americans are war criminals

[citation needed]

Finally, the US suffers from
The biggest frequency of non-ratified international agreements
The lowest allocation to international development assistance and emergency help
The biggest international seller of arms and weaponry
The lowest score of student results in mathematics
The highest drop out rate in high school (except for Spain)
The highest frequency of homicides
The highest amount of imprisoned citizens both generally and per citizen
Then, the general things off the top of my head:
Staging coups in Iran, Indonesia, Cuba, DRC, Chile, Afghanistan, Nicaragua
Vietnam
Iraq
Afghanistan
Crazy gun laws that won't even get changed in the face of children being murdered
Climate change denial despite the country being the biggest GHG emitter per capita
Rampant consumerism & commercialism of everything
Taking away the vote from convicted felons (seriously what the fuck?)
A large part of the country condones torture
The death penalty
The prison industrial complex
Private healthcare
Pollution
Hating their poor as if it is their own fault for being in the situation they are in
High exploitation of natural resources
White supremacy and its complete oppression of Black citizens

I'm pretty sure that alligators are a subspecies of crocodile.

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Is something the matter? Can I give you a hug?

Stop right there! *points at you*

butt

Even being last in OECD isn't that bad

Genocide of Native Americans,
Chattel slavery,
Housing laws and segregation
Guantamo
Severe hypocrisy of ideals (freedom, justice, liberty, etc.)
Supporting Israel
Using its foreign aid to Uganda to promote evangelical Christian morals to sex (abstaining), thus throwing the country back in its efforts to curb HIV.
Drone strikes (imagine how the US would react if another country were flying drones of its country and extrajudicially killing its citizens)
No due process for non-Americans
Celebrating violence and murder (see the hypocritical public reaction to the killing of bin Laden)
Marshall plan impeding democracy by suppressing communists for running
Shitty TV with billions of commercials every five minutes
Militarized police force
Air conditioners for everyone, everywhere
Cars for everyone
Shitty collective infrastructure
In this so-called Land of the Free you can't even drink in public
Inherent aversion to socialism and left-wing politics. The left is non-existent in the US.
Broken two-party political system (it's certainly not a representative democracy)
Christian right-winged nuts with political and economic power
Boot straps rhetoric
The American Dream is childishly naive and completely overlooks social environmental factors
Supporting Saudi Arabia
Spending an insane amount of money on their military
Fighting against the right to abortion
NSA and surveying everyone, especially non-Americans

>right
>to abortion

I could literally HEEM all of Mexico with both arms behind my back

Die

I honestly deserve more (You)s, just reading through that shit made me lose IQ points.

Gimme more (You)s

Here

>Illinoisans all have terminal autism due to living in a giant cornfield and breathing in pesticides on a daily basis

73229318
Sorry, amigo, but I'm all out.

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Mildly trggered/10

>drumpflets

pretty tired of this existence desu

whytebois btfo

why are white people skinny?

quite the disorienting existence 'tis

>/cum/ is dead
Guess I'm leaving until night time. Maybe it'll be alive then.

They can afford to not eat fast food every day.

too poor to afford food

Crazy to think outside the nigger infested shithole that is Shitcongo, the majority of the state is full of actual working class farmers.

beta genes

Reminder that Tokyostan and Burgerlandia are neighbors

>that tan line

damn yanks and their damn taxes since the 1920s

damn yanks

crocs are salt water and alligators are fresh

both live in the florida keys and I think that might be the only place where they both reside

Buying more food than I need to survive is a waste of money. I need 2000kcal a day. Why eat more unless I'm doing strenuous activity (which i'm not because i have a comfy office job)?
>Tyrone want boom boom
made me kek for some reason.

What do you think about this girl (male)?

damn yank

>made me kek for some reason.
probably because you're dumb as shit

haha jk friendo forgive me ;) ??

>tyttö(poika)

just terrible

>shitty kid that no one paid attention to

>decided to become a girl so they could attention whore

I hate Americans so much

these also live in the everglades people import them from their third world countries to sell, and eventually people get bored of them and release them into the wild

Joke's on you because it actually it a girl, but she's just a dyke.

>Joke's on you because it actually it a girl
this much was obvious

Not so obvious considering I posted the same girl in /cum/, told them it was a girl, and then said I fooled them and that it was a tranny. They believed me that time.

>retards believed that the girl with a square jaw is a tranny

shocking, do tell more pet

I saw some crocs at Turkey Point power plant.

Going to get chicken strips in a bit.

I bet they can't microwave them as good as mommy

please don't ree at the cashier this time

>tfw ran out of dark roast K-Cups
>have to settle for medium roast

>using kuck cups

what the fuck is a k-cup

>I drink anything but super dark coffee

>Floridans
>human

It's like a J-Cup but Korean

>K-Cups
what's wrong with you

They're convenient.

>K-cups
The croc shoes of the coffee world

oh those things, they seemed decent, my friend bought one and almost convinced me to get one

>not drinking blond roast for the extra caffeine

Once hung out with some rednecks from florida and all they ate was gator and all they drank was moonshine

>take off my shoes after a long day
>mfw smell of my musky socks gave me a boner again

How was your day?

they're kind of dumb, but I like using them for ramen

They seem like decent fellas.

>They're convenient.
so is a regular coffee maker

I also like pressing buttons when the computer says to not to because it makes a noise

always warms my heart when a Euro actually does interesting shit when visiting here

Which regular ones are good?

Today was okay.

I talked with some cute girls today
Not as convenient.
>B-but they'rem more expensive!
I don't mind paying more for more convenience.

I need a drink or like 8

The superior method of brewing coffee

kcup users will be lined up against the wall in the near future

I drink my coffee black, because I never grew accustomed to the taste of sugar and milk, each time I had one I've had it black

>I don't mind paying more for more convenience.

I used to drink my coffee with sugar until someone on Sup Forums said that drinking coffee with sugar was for sissies, so I stopped.

>I'm too poor to pay for convenience

Tbh I am used to drinking with 16-19yo lightweights and they starts dropping dead by about 2 am after 6 beers and half a liter of moonshine
Also did donuts in 2500 ram