ITT: We act like if we were in the year 2117

ITT: We act like if we were in the year 2117

OH Dennis! there's some lovely filth over here!

Check out my ion spinner.

Kill niggers

>2012+105
>I really have been here forever
>Still glad Hillary lost that one election
>Gufawhawhawhaw

I am so glad cyborg Trump won the elections

[BANNED THOUGHT]

neofags I was here in 2112

I see over on Sup Forums they're talking about Windows 11. They never did let that go. Fucking autists.

Its only because his distinctive scattershot nuclear attack strategy worked so well in WW3

BEST TERRASYSTEM EVER

How's your waifu doing, Sup Forums?
Pornhub extensions have been dope lately.

It's the year 2117 and you still look like a faggot. get some normal ass shoes, nigga. No one wants to look like a Nigerian, you pencil-neck bitch.

>2117
>still solving captcha even though 90% of users are robots

I just want to find my great grandpas fucking 2044 Honda Attune. It was one of the last production cars to have a steering wheel.

No you weren't we were all unfrozen in 2114.

>2035
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsexual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis white male at the zoo
>ask “mommies, what’s that?”
>they don’t know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters‘ penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feel the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren’t allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>go back out to gaze once more at the cis-gendered abomination
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature

>forgot the part where the abdomination sand "you raise me up" at 1.5x speed

Your credits have been frozen for your thought crime. They will be returned after successful completion of inclusiveness appreciation education camp.

Those things are dangerous, run on gasoline! That stuffs explosive!

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!!!!!!!!!!!your cyber brain has been hacked!!!!!!!!!!!
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>2517+50
>running on gasoline
>still not being able to transfer his consciousness to the eternal extranet

Fucking pleb

Dubs

nice dubsdubs-singles-dubs combo

I did it on purpose

...

In all honestly, how it works out is the roles are in reversed. The trans-whatever is in the zoo pit as an example of what abominations attempted to make mankind extinct.

Half-Life 3 coming out next year

Trump Wars

Can't wait for that new Tool album

I've been here since 2103.
Get off my board, newfags

There were better memes in that time?

I'm offended by everything

*is dead because of Anthropocene mass extinction*

Hey, did you hear about the atmosphere wall that President Trump MK IV is building to keep the aliens out? Pretty based tbh.

Oh shit, look, it's a black person! That's rare nowadays.

Anyways, I've gotta go work over at the ICE unit. Talk to you later!

Herbie Hancock will always be relevant whatever year it might be, dude's music is timeless