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2nd for Elsa

>no clipart in the OP

I got fired from my job at a donut shop today.
Some guy asked for a half dozen assorted and I gave him all plain cake donuts because he was an asshole.
Then he came back later and complained. It was worth it.

thank you based mathews
thank you based marner

GO HAVE ANOTHER DONUT

Fuck you Jake Virtanen

Laine is a good boy and so is Ehlers

hey guys
do you think they should relocate the hurricanes?
;^)

No, I like the South. Those people love America.

>Caring
>About Hickistan

Are you from Vancouver by any chance?

why?

Why?

>my job at a donut shop

Shoot for the stars.

Answer the question.

No, now do you care to explain?

No, I am not from Vancouver. I'm not even Canadian.

You're worthless. Fuck off.

Enchant was pretty fun my dudes.

Did you enchant a pickaxe? How many levels? What'd you get? Unbreaking? Fortune? Efficiency? Silk Touch? Did you put Mending on it?

post bill raising cup pls

Eww I don't want to see his sweaty nuts

do you fucks ever talk about hockey or is it just all memes?

I feel like you're talking about Run & Escape... but I have no idea what the fuck enchant, unbreaking, fortune, efficiency, silk touch, and mending are...

No hockey. This place is a complete shithole, mostly due to the angry Albertan and Finnshits.

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memes and regional shitposting with player discussion rarely sprinkled in

2 or 3 bad leafs and burgers shitting up the reputations of their respective nations

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>they don't think da canes are gunna win the 8th seed this year
>mfw

like kevin garnett, anything is possible

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You might have the most autism here, sir.

Why are you always on phone Evan

What's your real name, kippers?

I love Minecraft. I'm also a fully functional adult with a great career.

Ding.

hahahaha no you aren't you fucking autist

Pretty comfy, desu. Kids and youtube give it bad rep

Sir, are you trying to lie to me.

I don't know who Evan is but I'm a dirty mobileposter because it's easier

I make a shitload more than you, Gordie.

lmao ok spergy
Time for your meds, how many good boy points do you have?

Evan is one of the other canesposters

Guess there is three of us

>Guess there is three of us
Sounds about right

You sound upset. Can you even buy things with the English nobility-bearing funny money you call a currency, or is it just used as kindling these days?

Hi :)

More posters than most teams on here to be desu

Pretty hard to be mad at a sperglord making up stories on the internet tb h
Kind of makes me sad
More posters than irl fans too

I was the guy posting those really long rants about the canes before the season even started.

Now I just silently watch the canes and go to a game once a month.

Jeff Skinner and Justin Faulk are too good for us, but maybe in like 2-3 years, if we keep the core signed on, the canes can compete....

Which is what was said 2-3 years ago, so whatever.

checked

cantpucks and frogs not welcome

Interesting. I was just reading the comments from a Minneapolis newspaper and I realized I'm like the best parts of Minneapolis and Winnipeg combined. Cool.

>y-you're lying
Hahaha.

We'd be a playoff team in any other division my dude.

Jackets and Flyers decided to come out the same time as >us

Speaking on Minnesota, why do white people hate being white so much?

I was talking about Minnesota having a black Santa and how that was bad, then some lady talked to me about how she hated racist groups saying a black Santa shouldn't be allowed and how some people are "too white".

I wonder if such a hell-spawn exists that is the worst parts of Seattle and Vancouver. Truly disgusting to even think about.

>arab/chink/indian hybrid that's a college sjw tumblrina working at a vegan cafe

Minnesota is full of Scandinavians and they tend to be filthy libbies

Finland blown absolutely the fuck out!
Rovaniemi confirmed for bust

youtube.com/watch?v=IX0GCtRC0gA

Every time you respond it makes me pity you more m8

they're doing fine, add on players like Aho, Teravainen, and Pesce and you've got a young core who will hopefully work out the kinks and develop nicely. Plus it's gonna take more than 2 seasons for Peters and Francis to get ahold of the franchise and steer it in the right direction.

Metro is a stacked division though so we'll see

Can you imagine Kippers "talking to someone"? Is it more airplane aislemate or homeless beggar?

Oh, I had this conversation while in line to take a photo with Santa. But I guess we do have a lot of liberals here too.

>this whimpering gambit

Is Tarasenko better than Kane?

>make silly claim while admitting to being an autist
>cry when people don't believe you
I honestly pity you, I bet you're a nice person irl, you don't have to lie on here to make us like you.

>another longwinded response
Are you, dare I say, triggered?

Patrick Kane has 10 goals in 35 games, he's busted 10 years after getting drafted. TaraTankshow is 2nd in points and has 16 goals

No, sad
Is his hair the source of his power?

The rule of Stammer: Bad things happen once the flow is gone

Tarashitshow is uncoachable and has zero (0) [нyль] Stanley Cups, Conn Smythes, Rocket Richards, Ted Lindsays, and whatever else Kane has won.

I guess Tarasenko is better.

Good rule. See pic for proof

I sure stand to gain a lot by lying on an anonymous Tibetan water sculpting website, huh? Why are you so upset that I'm more successful than you? Many, many people are much, much more successful than me (and necessarily, you) too, but I don't go around crying about it.

The Twin Cities are Winnipeg and Minneapolis. Fuck "St.Paul". Fake meme city.

>tfw i forgot stamkos existed
fucking kek it happens every year

He was having his best season since Marty left too, 2nd best PP/60 only behind Crosby

Holy shit checking these dubs-quads

Nice get

>quads spent on fixing Stammer
Good get. A thousand Jonnes now shine on Stammer, he'll never be seriously injured again

>this mad
>still no proof of his wealth
sean pls go
rip

i hate black people so much why cant they just leave hockey alone jesus christ you cant fucking escape them

Why do the Preds insist on starting Pekka over Saros?

The memes are already in effect, I've already made half the Preds fans on facebook calling his nickname Juicy Juuse by commenting it everytime he starts a game or mentioned in an article

>nhltrashtalkers
Is that where you get your "memes"?

>tomorrow is Christmas eve

No it isn't.

>working nightshift through christmas
>moved 5 hours away from family
>gf is going to her moms for the holidays
kms or nah

FOOKIN HYPE LADS

Unfortunately my countrymen aren't retarded mongoloid busts who make good memes.

new to hickey? What should I find for team?

sweet proxy yo

You will be a ducks fan. They had a half Japanese player who was ELITE

Anaheim Ducks. Best Asian player of all time, well half Asian

Preds have the cutest boys in the league

Cheers brah

be a canes fan

stick it to the leaf

C A N E S

Sorry but I do not like that!

>columbus
>no finns
Coincidence?