Do Americans really laugh, cheer and clap

While watching a film?

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The more I stare at his face on the left the more confused I get
Is that makeup? Are the wrinkles drawn on? After a while it starts to look like a really good mask

Where the fuck in the world do you live where people don't laugh at movies?
Clapping and cheering is stupid, yes.

This shit started about 10 years ago. Like most of America's shittier culture, I blame dumb Southerners migrating to real states. In my childhood we never fucking clapped at a screen. Because we knew the people weren't actually preforming for us.

>laugh
yes why not
>cheer
I rarely ever see it happen
>clap
its weird because I remember people would clap at the end of some movies but a long time ago. Its been a long time since I've heard people clap at the end of a film. I think more and more people are realizing how stupid they look

I also blame blacks. The one time I went to the theater that was more than 10% blacks it was like showtime at the Apollo.They were talking the whole time, and yelling at the screen.

It's then that I realized most stereotypes are true.

My theater applauded at the end of The Witch which I found really nice. I go to the expensive white people theater so to have the whole theater (probably 45 people) all applaud what I thought was a beautiful film was refreshing. If I had been in a trashy AMC or other chain theater I would no doubt hear morons bitching about it on the way out.

Laughing? Yeah ok if something is funny, normal people laugh.

What gets me is black shouting at the protagonists as if they can hear them. Jesus fucking Christ. It's like the entire species is autistic.

Laugh yes. Clap and cheer, very rare but depends on the crowd but only during really epic moments. Rarely clap at the end but, again, depends on the crowd.

fuck off I've lived in the south and have NEVER heard people clap or cheer in the theater, except for black people occasionally. But they also yell at the screen like the actors can hear them.

I live in Ireland and the only time I heard people clap was a few people awkwardly do so after Shark boy and Lava Girl.

I assume they were Yanks.

i dont get this picture

>black people clapping during a movie

I've never seen this.

In my country, we only laugh, rarely cheer and almost never clapped at films.

I think the only film I went to where I heard clapping in the end was Les Miserables, and it was a group of teenagers.

Well theaters are pretty dark to see them do it.

The marble is in Anne's box.

Say it out loud

I think it's one of those autism/retard tests
Kids with problems in their brain compartments will say the box because that's where they know it is instead of the basket because that's where sally should think it is
I don't think they have a position on the scale for not understanding the scenario in the first place, so you're a rogue variable

This picture makes me feel uncomfortable.

Because Sally is a ginger jew? Fucking antisemite.

>I blame southerners

Have you ever gone to the movies with a majority of niggers? Good luck hearing anything.

It's an autism test.

You see, when blacks yell at the screen not to open the door because there's an axe murderer hiding behind it, they don't understand that the protagonist, at that moment in the story, doesn't know what they as the audience know.

I think it's an object permanence test for young kids and/or retards.

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

People who do this know that the protagonist cant hear them. They are more announcing how smart they are to the cinema by saying

"This is what you should do" or "I can see it coming"

but i guess thats autistic in itself.

>Be European
>Laugh while watching a film
>Interpol SWAT storm the theater
>Take me to reeducation camp
>I learn to stay respectfully silent at all times while watching a film
>Also learn about multiculturalism and how it is the future of Europe
>Be released after 10 years
>Happily find out my wife had another son with her bull
>Take my wife's son to see a film of his choice
>Watch the whole film in contemplative silence
Boy am I glad I'm not American...

>announcing how smart they are

Someone should do a Dian Fossey and find out if that actually gets them some social advantage in the hierachy of the troop.

Sup Forums Anons are so dead inside emotionally that I am not surprised they do not understand when people have reactions to a movie they are watching.

I could not be that way, so apathetic that you have no reaction to anything your entire life, you just take things in, watching movies, listening to music, and you have no reaction.

Just feeling nothing to anything, and then you are dead, for all eternity. You never felt anything. Stuff flashed in your eyes. Music you listened to. Words you read, the only thing you felt was hate, going on Sup Forums, hating jewish people, hating women, hating blacks.

Fuck that. I dont understand how some of you can lead such a miserable, pointless life.

It's a test to determine when children recognize that other people have their own thoughts, and don't know what you know.

I believe it happens at around age 3.

"context"

>going on Sup Forums, hating jewish people, hating women, hating blacks.
lol fuck off back to tumblr you jewish nigger dyke

I was watching the dkr and towards the end i thought to myself

>if this motherfucker gets a statue i am done

It happened and there was applause. This was after the dumb as fuck "ama flya nuke" bs.

They don't?

Are non americans the scum of the earth.

Yes.

cuck

...

yeah people laugh during films here too, what kind of a dumb meme is this?

I went to see freddy vs Jason in America and everyone clapped and shouted shit like "ohhh shit" when a gruesome death happened. Then they all clapped at the end. I was 12 and even at that age I could tell Americans are fat retards, only after 3 days there.

As said it is an autism test for children to test whether they can take on the point of view of another person, something people on the spectrum have difficulties with.

le minority white in california face

yes
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sally is dumb cunt if she cant immediately tell just by looking from the outside, that her giant red marble isn't in her basket. Not only that, but the blanket on the basket has been moved from strips 4 & 5 giving the implication that she's already checked her basket, her braindead expression and the sentence "where will sally LOOK FOR her marble?" also implies that she's already checked the basket and is now searching for it, why would she be looking for her ball when she (should think) know where she left it?

the answer is the box

if anyone here has autism, its sally.

I clapped one time during a movie. I started to doze off during "Contagion" and all of the sudden people on screen started clapping. I snapped back to reality and started clapping along looking around. I realized I was the only one clapping outside of the movie and sunk into my spaghetti for the rest of the movie.

>be Murrican
>get shot
>clap

ok this is almost actually amusing

Ill do what ever I want during the movie, if you cant handle that, feel free to shoot at me. Just be prepared for me to shoot back.

We appreciate film on a visceral level. Every frame moves through us, creating a surge of euphoria that verges on orgasmic. When the film reaches its climax, so do we. And just like at the end of sex, we clap at the performance we have experienced.

I live in the South and they do all that, and they especially love to make commentary like MST3K. If there is a naked man on screen, they will make ew noises or shout "faggot" or "nasty". At the end of the movie, there is usually clapping either because the movie was great or just relief that it's over.

Sally will look for it in the box, because she knows Anne is a thieving little shit, and this is the sort of shit she usually pulls.

I spit in all directions if I'm pleased at the end of a scene/film.

> Do Americans really laugh, cheer and clap

They do at bars

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>snapping fingers because clapping sounds like shotguns & triggers PTSD reactions
it gets me everytime

During the showing of The Force Awakens at an IMAX theater in Florida the audience clapped and cheered every time one of the older actors appeared on screen. When the credits rolled they gave it a standing ovation.

It was the most cringeworthy shit I've ever seen.

Do people actually believe this meme? been living in San Diego for 25 years. The only time I've seen clapping was midnight release showings of cape shit, which makes sense.

Inglorious basterds opening night, no clapping, people were just quietly discussing the movie amongst themselves as they walked out.

Just saw Princess Mononoke in theaters last week, no clapping.


The Room on the other hand. That shit was rowdy. But that's because it's the fucking room. Britfags would be rowdy too

That is actually horrifyingly dystopian to imagine. I really hope that's not real, but I 100% believe it is.

Glorification of fictional characters and the actors who portray them to the point where 100 zombies are staring at a projection on a screen smiling and clapping. Genuinely a terrifying thought.

I live in the UK and I was so fucking embarrassed that people started clapping at the end of Star Wars last year. Did this happen to anyone else?

People cried, clapped & cheered at the end of Lord of the Rings III i was one of them

100% real. I should have recorded it but didnt think to.

>Lord of the Rings III
Oh my god get fucked

I only clap if I really enjoyed the movie. When I was a kid my mom always said you should clap even if a movie is bad because the actors worked hard to make the movie.

I've lived in NYC my whole life and the only time no one clapped at the end of the movie was at BvS. Everyone just walked out at the end.

kek

kys famiglia

Do americans really clap when a plane lands?

My friends told me this the other day. This has to be fake.

Yes they do we also clap when someone hurts themselves doing something stupid

Kek you guys are oddballs, do you clap at a restaurant when a renowned chef finishes making your meal too?

Only if it's a sushi chef

I've seen Germans do it.

This guy probably actually has autism. Sad.

ive seen it happen on a particular turbulent flight. it was cringy as shit. also the black lady next to me kept death griping the arm rest on every little bump on bigger ones she would start screaming LAWD JEASUS oh LAWD and was praying the entire time under her breath

Only blacks and some southerners

It's definitely fake. I've been on dozens of planes in the US and I've never heard anyone clap.

Well well how particular :^)

>laugh

The fuck? Why would you not fucking laugh if something is funny?

Fujiyamas or really any restaurant where the prepare the food in front of you. Just do a flip or two and they lose their minds

In my question post I wanted to say 'renowned chef where they prepare the food in front of you' but you literally caught my drift. I thought it was a tv/movie meme but it seems to be real, I had no idea but it's hilarious as fuck

>but it seems to be real

It's not real, or maybe it's only something that happens in other parts of the country, because I've never seen anyone other than little kids clap at one of those "sushi chef making the food in front of you" places.

It's true. I've been there once on a date with a girl. You sit at a flat-top with other people and they cook it while you watch. It was okay but Jesus, the fat fuck next to me didn't shut up

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Autism.

Who is he supposed to be ?

They also shart themselves in wallmart

Fucking bizarre, what state is that

Yes. Yes, they do.
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I'd assume somewhere in the south, Texas or something. This was one of the first results when I looked up Fujiyama Steakhouse Kek

>be european
>get run over by a truck
>then get stabbed
>be american
>get shot at
>shoot back

>the south

Makes sense, those people are weird.

I think he's cosplaying the guy from walking dead. the thing I don't know is why he drew back his receding hairline

Holy fucking kek.

Black people talk during the movie but clapping is a white southern thing. I once went down to Arizona to visit family and the movie we saw had a mixed audience of mostly mexicans, some blacks and a tiny amount of whites. At the end the only people clapping were the whites and they got extremely self conscious when the mexicans and almost all the blacks did not join in the clapping.

sally lost her marbles

>america, land of the free, in one post

I remember when I went to see Avengers on opening weekend, everyone was laughing at the funny moments. When they formed that iconic circle, there was a good amount of clapping and cheering. Will never forget that. Shit was pretty fucking epic.

Top Kek.

I'm in the Netherlands, and the only time I saw people clap in the cinema was during the re-showings of the Star Wars OT back in the 90's

Why does Sup Forums get so autistic about clapping?

They don't like to have fun. That's all.

People with autism are very sensitive to loud noises. If a bunch of people start clapping near them, it's a very unpleasant, overwhelming experience.

went to see star wars 3 when it came out in theaters, waiting in line and everything because i thought i was cool when i was a 17 year old loser.

when yoda came out with that light saber everyone i remember seeing grown ass men standing up any yelling 'fuck yea get him yoda'


then after that scene a baby started crying (who brings their kid to a movie at midnight btw) and the same people were like 'HEY GET THAT FUCKING KID OUT OF HERE' 'SHUT THAT FUCKING KID UP'

that was when i realized i was a loser for being there and decided never to go to an opening day movie release ever again

I just think it's dumb in an eye-roll inducing kind of way. The filmmakers can't hear you, why the fuck are you clapping? This isn't the goddamn ballet