DR*MPFTARDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

TOOOOOPPPP KEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>youtube.com/watch?v=aC0AKDu7zxs
>m-muh shillary ww3 emails libyagazy
>-b-bubt muh four deee chess
>m-muh f-false flag
>h-he's just pretending
>no-no we didn't get conned even when everyone said he was a con artist
Dr*mpf supporters BTFO, Assadcucks on suicide watch

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fuck drumpf and fuck white people

Americans elected this retard...

better than Hillary still.

are you having a stroke or something?

If you are shilling for escalation of our intervention in Syria you are a grade A fucking retard

>militarily I don't like to say what I'm doing
The fuck?

I wonder how much longer will you be able to keep this up.

Even when this guy tries to be serious he sounds like he's just being a goofy retard like he always is... oh wait!

What did he say this time? I can't be bothered to watch the video.

you must have a cows tongue for a brain.

BTFO? He doesn't say wrong things and if Assad really does it, he should be stopped probably, right?

I just can't take such words seriously coming from an American politician. Not going to talk shit about regular people but their government is the biggest international agressor in the 20th century after Germany. It is like some communist will start teaching others how to deal with their own people.

Why didn't you vote for Bernie? He would be up there right now.

Lmao what a fucking moron. I fucking guarantee he has early stage Alzheimer's

And he would've probably applied Nordic militarily foreign policies as in militant do-nothingism.

Drumpf was all like how Shillary was bad because she wanted war with Syria, and he didn't want war in Syria, drumptards and assadcucks all loved him for that and now he's done a complete 180 and supports a war with Syria just like Hillary. Drumpftards are coming up with all kinds of excuses

Hey, I never said he was good.

>implying this would be a bad thing

wrong board

>Hillary would have continued Obama's policies
>Trump stepping up bombing of Yemen and considering direct intervention in Syria

5D CHESS

>Trump voters end up getting Jeb's foreign policy and immigration program after all

youtube.com/watch?v=xECUrlnXCqk

I know, I am still wondering for how much longer will people deflect to "but muh obongo", "but muh shillary".

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Forever. After all, he did say that he could literally shoot someone in the middle of 5th Avenue without losing a single supporter.

Wait. Wasn't he meant to take the troops out

This is not a politics board, fuck off

no he meant to make friends w syria

Well, looking at how braindead both sides of the fence are, a little longer yet I imagine.

I'm totally with "shaking things up" by putting him in office, but the constant cocksucking and defending his shitty policy is pretty depressing.

He considers himself a very flexible person

>I fucking guarantee he has early stage Alzheimer's
it's undeniable at this point

I never REALLY listened to Trump speak. He sounds like Bush (the dumb one) after a botched lobotomy.

He's better impromptu, but still not great.
Obviously a big part of his appeal is exactly because he's unpolished tho.

>dumb RED LINE statement
He got played

Decent.

At least you can tell he is a very serious president, what with the all caps. Motherfucker means business, even if he isn't exactly sure what the business is or where he is at that given moment.

>694 dislikes

Ayy rt magic

This will be the end of Trump's campaign.

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kys subhuman.

btw

All right the Trump meme was very funny but for real when is he getting impeached?

Why does he speak and write like this?

His lexicon is lacking...

"Bad!", "Sad!", Etc.

People still blindly support him for some reason and refuse to see he's a screw up

>inb4 bombarded with replies from reddit fags

Now he has his loyal following on reddit he can just do whatever he wants and get away with it. He could introduce national healthcare and still be loved

hello melbourne

if he implemented single payer or an NHS his popularity would probably skyrocket actually

>3. All politics and current events belong on Sup Forums.
Delete this thread at once.

is that where the smart people are in Australia?

TULSI
WHEN?

Doesn't go that way irl. No American president since the end of the WW2 has been capable to do anything with neither military industrial complex nor intel agencies. News may say whatever they want, but the undercurrent still does whatever they want. Things don't change because change means instability. Instead, stability is wanted and maintained very much.

It's not about cynicism nor nihilism, it's just how things are and how people make their cut. That's all there is.

This is Sup Forumsernational news tho

>USA finally starts to admit that Assad remaining in power in Syria could be possibility
>In less than a week there is chemical attack in Syria targeting civilians and babies that gets instantly worldwide media attention
How convenient. Makes you wonder if someone profits from instability in Syria.

I want her to bully my cock so bad

Ladies and gentlemen, the 46th president.

Smart aussies are all in perth

please christ no

WOW really makes your gray matter stir

>trumplets will deny this

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Wouldn't change anything much irl, really. News media (both corporate and social) would be happy though.

>Or does that foam you spray on your bald head make you high?

>I can't resist hitting lightweight ___ verbally when he starts up because he is just so pathetic and easy (stupid)!
Oh boy. He was actually doing fairly well until then, but that sounds like something my (four year old) kid would say.

Kek. Brand is a bit of a trollip but that wasn't half bad.
We live in an age where national leaders and pop culture icons insult each other in under 140 character textual outbursts, signalling there millions of sycophants to join in. What a fucking hysterical mess.

3 more years and 9 months of Sup Forumss lefty tears feels good

We aren't lefty.
You keep making threads and replies about how we suck so why don't you return to Sup Forums?

>3 more years of Trump and his cucks humiliating themselves

Tears of laughter, maybe. The US is like an extended episode of Jerry Springer at the moment and here I am waiting for the crowd to start chanting "Steve, Steve, Steve!" while Trump performs a suplex on a midget.

i'm honestly glad trump was elected, at least for now.

this year has been pretty depressing for me, and all the jokes and memes from late night tv shows are keeping my spirits up.

i will actually be sad when he gets impeached, trump is just good television.

>We aren't lefty.

Most of Sup Forums are center left leaning fags roleplaying as centrists because you know your brand is damaged lel.

>You keep making threads and replies about how we suck so why don't you return to Sup Forums

I didn't make this thread, one of you lefties did and I'm just laughing at you

>Sup Forums lefties the authority on humiliation

Sounds about right actually

I can see the butthurt in these (You)'s.

Wait, I thought the meme was 8 years?

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nah, lefties cried when he won (a lot), while alt-righties will go full damage control, and everyone else in the country, will cry during 3 years and 9 months

and I'll be comfy at home like pic related enjoying the memes

>dr*mpf tards keep LARPing like they're intelligent
You can't make this up

He talks like a retard and his shits all retarded

Is he going to enact a no fly zone in syria, causing war with russia, and starting World War III?

lefties haven't stopped crying. Funny too because Trump isn't even really right wing he's a mild reformer at best, he's a centrist with America first policies. Not my ideal candidate but I like how he makes the lefties rage.

>Brand is a bit of a trollip but that wasn't half bad.
His politics are shit and he talks kinda weird but he's pretty clever and witty if nothing else.

>We live in an age where national leaders and pop culture icons insult each other in under 140 character textual outbursts, signalling there millions of sycophants to join in. What a fucking hysterical mess.
Do you keep up with Ramzan Kadyrov?

The blokes got a reputation as shady as any African warlord, but his insta is filled to the brim with shit like this

Would Putin give him permission for that?

>3 more years and change to spare

I can't make this up

>Do you keep up with Ramzan Kadyrov?
First time I've heard of him. Don't have a Twitter account and all that jazz.

>donald trump
>centrist
Bernie Sanders is centrist.
America is just so right-skewed he seems like a radical socialist compared to our status quo.

same, I think they overreacted like motherfuckers, I bet they believe he's Hitler 2.0 or something, although he didn't make any of the ''racist'' things he promised yet (or at least I didn't knew of anything)

Based Ramzan
instagram.com/kadyrov_95/?hl=en

>tfw no QT pure virgin Islamic Chechnyan waifu

>the holocaust didn't happen but it should have
the post

3 more years until drumpfkiddies get btfo, can't wait

>Don't have a Twitter account and all that jazz.
I just have insta myself. No fb or anything.
He bantered old johnno pretty hard.

can i come over and watch with you?

i would love to try some argentinian steak too.

There's something about his face that's hilarious but I can't figure out what it is.

abandoning the ship when it's sinking? shame on you user! where's that famous burger patriotism when it's needed?

but in a serious note, both candidates were shit

probably his big peasant nose

Real life is so fucking bizzaro these days.
Also had to look up what insta was referring to. The Internet outside of Sup Forums and russian/chinese image hosting sites is scary.

>Trump is a Russian shill
>Trump is a zionist puppet who will start WW3 with Russia

>Trump is a xenophobic fascist
>Trump is just exploiting anti-immigration feelings among his supporters

>Trump is an unstable rogue who's undemining US democracy
>Trump is just an insincere con man who will do business as usual

The agitprop could at least stay consistent.

Sanders is a socialist nutjob. Nobody with right wing principles would do the things Trump has done. He came to Canada to advocate for feminism with trudeau and no republican in history has embraced the LGBT community the way he has, he also said he wants to clean up black neighborhoods and supports Caitlyn jenner taking a shit in his washroom lel. He's not socially right wing except for his America first approach but that use to be a virtue for both the left and the right until the pendulum swung so far left that respecting borders has become a muh racist wedge issue. He's a centrist. Inb4 he's 100% fiscally conservative. He's not.

What the fuck?
If this is r_thedonald then they're miles above Sup Forums

holy shit he's like a little kid who can't handle the slightest amount of pisstaking. I can't tell if it's hilarious or scary that this fucking clown is in office.

Third times a charm! She can still win here's how. Donate ALL of your lifes savings or else that evil bigot Trump will win again! You don't want to be a racist and misogynist, do you?

Bernie sanders is not a centrist in America. Why should the politics of other countries matter when discussing the politics of ours? He didn't have a good plan to fund the programs he advocated, and when he attempted to create universal health care in vermont he failed as well due to funding. I still voted for him in the primary because I didn't like or trust Hillary, but didn't have illusions about the practicality of his claims.

Hillary was about as centrist as you can get in the US, being a neo-lib. Just like Obama, just like Bush. I lived 16 years of my life under their bullshit and had enough. When the election came around, I didn't vote for either Hillary or Trump.

absolute madwoman

Man, it would be such a disaster to run Hillary Clinton again. Just let the old vampire die and run a bright eyed young NeoTrudeau for the youth vote.

>Make fun of trump
>Canadian rushes in to defend him
Every time