What do you think he's doing for Christmas?

What do you think he's doing for Christmas?

Making a prison pizza by using crushed up saltine crackers for dough

getting bopped by his fellow inmates

Top Ramen spread

Ramen spread using chili lime flavor, crushed up doritos and cheetos, chili sauce, crushed up saltines, and nacho cheese sauce.

That's like a $8 spread right there.

aplying vaseline on his anus.

Tossing salad.

sipping toilet wine and gettin bopped

Dropping the soap on purpose.

Hitting the dab with his new black friends

crying

Getting a book of carpet samples

Decorating his cell with used condoms

Be honest here, would you actually fuck him?

10 black guys and 2 Mexicans

Like this?

Yes but red and brown for the holidays

But Christmas colors are red and gre.....
OH ;P

Me? No. Mentally ill criminals serving life behind bars? Maybe. His skin is probably pretty soft and you could probably tit fuck him

How much time does he have left?

not me man, he looks like the fuckin' penguin from batman, maybe he can persue a cinematographic career after this, guys with weird faces always manage to do great in hollywood.

He got 4 years 11 months last September. He has probably another year or so before they consider parole

Do you think one of the terms of his parole are he can't touch a computer?

They would probably consider that yeah

Gettin swole

His earliest possible release date is 07/27/2019.

Should he serve his full sentence his release date is 07/27/2020

Bopping around the Christmas tree

EDIT : full sentence release is 7/20/2020 not the 27th

PRAISE THA LORD

do you think lex has been hitting the weights in prison? he's now transformed into sexy lexy?

Ha ha ha
>2020
>He posts his ob Sup Forums and he's jacked
Would you lose your shit? I would

>4 years 11 months

damn, that's a lot of time for a prank phone call.

Land
Of
The

cucks

He can't vote anymore as a felon but do you think he was a trump guy?

>angry fat white guy with no gf
Isn't it obvious?

will he get the same treatment if he's a coloured person?