It's a truman pretends he's a sea monster in the bath for an hour episode

>it's a truman pretends he's a sea monster in the bath for an hour episode

>Its a Truman finds Mistress T scat videos and faps for 4 days in row episode

>it's a Truman experiments with anal masturbation and ends up getting shit on his fingers episode

>Truman stays in bed for 12 days straight, leaving only to urinate or eat ramen
Remind me again while people watch this shit?

>It's a Truman hits a black extra with his car and smiles which puts the entire network in an uncomfortable ethical position

>It's Truman buries himself up to his shoulders and pretends to be a carrot episode.

implying he didnt have piss bottles

>it's a truman wanks 4 times in one day and shitposts on Sup Forums for 9 hours episode

>It's a Truman stays awake for 3 days straight, masturbating with a loaded gun in his mouth every few hours

>Its a Truman is home alone and falls down the stairs screaming in agony for help for hours episode

>It's a Truman wears his wife's clothes and cums into his own mouth episode.

kek

this episode sounds very familiar

>It's a Truman finds his mothers dildo and has never been more aroused in his life episode

>It's a Truman spends a little too much time watching the neighbour's son in the pool episode

>It's a Truman changes in front of his cat and gets a boner episode

>it's a Truman kicks episode
The first 9 months were so fucking bad, I don't get how the show got renewed.

>it's a truman tries whipping his cat in the face with his dick while changing episode

>its a technicians continue to place dogshit all over Trumans lawn for a month and Truman snaps by knifing the runt that had been pestering him every fucking day episode

>it's a Truman cruises down to the ghetto to buy drugs from the perfectly diverse multi-ethnic token female gang

>It's a Truman accelerates so fast he leaves the galaxy, hurtles through deep space before passing through the veil of 2D information at the universes edge, only to enter a realm of pure thought episode

>it's a Truman commits a hit and run on his neighbors dog episode

>It's a Truman makes weird noises and sounds alone episode
>It's a Truman gets drunk and starts ranting to himself episode
>It's a Truman masturbates at least six times a day episode

Oh wait... that's me.

>at petrol station this morning
>notice some guy keeps glancing over his shoulder to look at me
>worry that im in my own truman show or im a lolcow on the internet and dont even know it

>it's a Truman has to shit really hard in public, so he drops a quick one in the alleyway

>It's a Truman masturbates to his pile of Dog Fancy magazines vepisode.

>It's a Truman starts pricking people on the street with a little needle while making a high pitched whining noise episode

>It's a Truman masturbates to the pictures of Rockwell-esque woman on products and the sponsors are threatening to pull out episode

>It's a Truman follows the rabbit hole, realizes we're all pawns in the globalist's game and becomes severely depressed episode

>It's a Truman verbally abuses his office's developmentally disabled custodian episode

>it's a Truman kills another hooker using a tack hammer episode

>It's a Truman strangles his neighbours dog and thinks he got away scot free but everybody acts nervous and distant to him from then on

>It's a Truman it's a Truman episode

>It's a Truman dates a girl but he's afraid to have sex with her because last time he had sex, his dick wasn't hard enough

What should Truman do, guys? Viagra is too expensive and he's more anxious than fucking Tony Soprano.

>its a truman hates being alive but keeps doing it anyway episode

>It's a Truman pretends to play guitar in front of his highschool audience when he is home alone episode

Truman should get an oculus rift and watch porn while having sex

>It's a truman gets the vacuum cleaner out to do some cleaning up and finds the hot air venting out the back of it so relaxing that he sits down in front of it and masturbates to nothing in particular

>It's a Truman took a big shit in his friend's bathroom, but the shit don't get flushed away, so he has to use his hands to torn the shit into pieces so he can flush it episode.

And for some reason they don't send his best friend over, either.

Too real for me.

Relax, be honest with the girl about how nervous you are. If she's a keeper, she'll understand and help you.

Was he always called Truman, or did the name change as he aged?
Frist he was called Truchild, and the Truboy, etc.

Truman seems like such a weird name for a kid.

>It's a Truman drinks a whole bottle of Blackberry Brandy and passes out, later awakening and vomiting into his Microwave, which is on the floor, vomiting on the floor, and in the bed, but decides to go back to sleep anyway episode

I did this

>its a Truman changes his name to "Truperson" to be more gender neutral episode

>it's a Truman sees a slutty picture of a woman in a thong onesie on the internet that may or may not be his mom and spend the next four days fapping to it nonstop episode

>It's a Truman masturbates while his cat watches episode

>I did this
No shit, that's the whole point of this thread

I thought this meme was a spin-off of Raimiposting

>it's a Truman spends the day farting in his dogs face episode

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i wanna do that to a guy

It's a disgusting mix of both. A perfect example of what posting on Sup Forums is like

>It's a Truman starts getting more interesting in Shia Islam and decides to convert but during the Day of Ashura flagellation hits himself on the back with a machete too hard and almost dies from a deep muscle cut and blood loss episode

It was weird how Marlon encouraged him to do it when Truman talked to him about it.

Raitings were "unsatisfying", as producers put it. So, yeah, everytime they want to re-envigorate interest in this show they let Truman go a little more insane than usual.

Wow, never would believe THAT episode...

I usually wank more like 6 times desu senpai

>it's a Truman starts talking with a girl that clearly wants his D and constantly makes moves to just get him to say that they should fuck already but he keeps talking about random shit because he's drunk and completely oblivious until she just leaves episode

Haha
;_;

>it's a Truman show gets cancelled and the whole staff is evacuated and Truman thinks he's the last human alive, the powered sun is eventually shut down and Truman thinks this is the end so he blows his head off with a shotgun
Now that shit was intense

Underrated post

>it's a Truman waits two years to have sex with his Catholic high school sweetheart but when she finally agrees, he finds out that his dick is too big for her and after a month's worth of failed attempts and bloody sheets, her dad finds out and she isn't allowed to see him again episode.

That zombie apocalypse arc was insane. They clearly didn't expect Truman to have the guts to actually shoot the "zombies". I hope the families of those extras got compensated handsomely

>yfw the Truman show was made to warn you that you're in a real life Truman show

>It's a Truman gets revenge on the shitlords in his Algebra class by jizzing in the shared hand sanitizer bottle and mixing it around for everyone to unknowingly use episode

Eh, are the advertisement buyers okay with all these?

>it's a Truman goes on Omegle to get girls to show their teeth episode

I thought this was the case when i was a kid, and tried to figure out what in the movie was trying to throw me off the real show runners case. I decided bugs were cameras at one point. Also my neighbor's dog used to watch me eat my after school snack at their house, and i was pretty sure it was a camera, and then one day she (the dog) had BOTH of her eyes removed for some medical reason and i felt responsible - like they knew what i was thinking and took her eyes out to throw me off.

>It's a Truman shits in his neighbour's lawnmower episode

Sup Forums is your only escape, we're trying to warn you you fucking idiot, wake up!

>(the dog) had BOTH of her eyes removed for some medical reason
that sounds really fishy

>It's a Truman meets a 15 year old girl on the internet and gets her to send him nudes episode.
>It's a Truman bangs her while she's underage episode and films her sucking his dick.
>It's a Truman keeps 200 photos and the blowjob video on an encrypted Micro SD card for fear that one day the police might come knocking.

Haha crazy episode you guys!

Honestly, that's what bothers me about the Truman Show. Nobody cares about other people's babies. Nobody would watch the first 3-4 years of the show, the network would have pulled out long before Truman had a life worth watching 24/7.

I don't remember that episode user

>It's a Truman thinks he'll be smart and go to the cheap Chinese buffet for dinner and save a bit of money but the next day winds up on the toilet for 4 straight hours shitting his ass out and with all the explosive BRRRAPs echoing off the bowl and walls he knows outside the door it sounds like the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan is being played at full blast in surround sound in the bathroom so thank God he's alone and nobody can hear it episode.

Was probably a standard sitcom at first. With the hook of a real baby being there 24/7

Didn't they rationalize it by saying when he was a baby people put it on while they were going to bed as just something relaxing to put on?

It's been awhile.

>It's a Truman is secretly very depressed and suicidal but tells no one but a Vietnamese shopping mall forum.

They can do all kinds of pedo shits on him until he can remember

Everyone except the wife had a cushy as fuck job. Getting payed say hi to truman once a day is pretty good. You even get a free house out of it

Still don't know what this thing is.

I remember that episode.

I imagine that either they got paid only for an hour or two a day when they were visible to Truman (just regular commuters) or they were being used as office workers. Wave hi to Truman, walk into your 'building', then keep going until you hit a secret outbuilding full of computers where you do the accounting for a school district.

No way they'd pay for the entire town to just sit around all day.

Cloud with a face
Might be representative of wind

>it's a Truman is convinced by /r9k/ that all women are deceitful lying whores episode

Based Truman

But you probably have to commit to a whole fake life in case he gets sick at work or runs home for lunch.

>it's a Truman doesn't rewind his Blockbuster tapes before returning them episode
>it's a Truman accidentally records over Blockbuster's copy of Star Wars with shaky footage of the neighbor's daughter swimming in the pool next door episode
>it's a Truman breaks the world landspeed record on his bike trying to get back to Blockbuster so he can swap out the Star Wars/girl swimming tape with another tape so he doesn't get arrested episode
>it's a Truman gets to Blockbuster and sees that there are 49 copies of Star Wars episode
>it's a Truman rents 49 copies of Star Wars and has to manually go through each one to find the tape that he needs episode
>it's a the producers swapped out the tape that Truman needs in an effort to force a mental breakdown episode
>it's a the producers place the tape on the girl's roof the next day episode and Truman sees it in his binoculars while creeping on her episode
>it's a Truman scales the neighbor's roof in the middle of the night to get the tape episode

Best storyline I've ever see play out on TV, to be honest

kek

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samefag

>it's a Truman shoves hard-boiled eggs up his ass while masturbating and is shutting blood for days and contemplating going to the hospital episode

>It's a Truman is woken by an earthquake, while outside the studio is shaken by multiple nuclear detonations.

>it's a Truman makes bad excuses to keep going in the bathroom to smoke crack during his wife's son's fifth birthday party episode

>It's a Truman faps to a Land O Lakes box episode

>Its a Truman watches the local hobo overdose on heroin and laughs when he asks for help
That was pretty dark.

>it's a Truman snaps and rapes the neighbor's wife then hangs himself episode

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She watches show like this?

>it's a Truman talks his high-school girlfriend into a murder suicide pact, but doesn't follow through with his part episode.

>its a truman snorts too much zoloft before cold calling and has a stroke where he shits himself and doesn't become mobile for three days alone in his apartment by himself.

> That moment when you realise you're life is definitely not the Truman show, simply because you're not interesting enough