/epl/ & /efl/

Pardiola Sacked Edition

NON-LEAGUE ARE WELCOME AND APPRECIATED

Thread Video: youtu.be/Bp3fxyZFCoo

Monday 26th December

/epl/
Watford 12:30 Crystal Palace
Arsenal 15:00 West Bromwich Albion
Burnley 15:00 Middlesbrough
Chelsea 15:00 Bournemouth
Leicester City 15:00 Everton
Manchester United 15:00 Sunderland
Swansea City 15:00 West Ham United
Hull City 17:15 Manchester City

/efl/
Brentford 13:00 Cardiff City
Aston Villa 15:00 Burton Albion
Barnsley 15:00 Blackburn Rovers
Huddersfield Town 15:00 Nottingham Forest
Ipswich Town 15:00 Fulham
Preston North End 15:00 Leeds United
Reading 15:00 Norwich City
Rotherham United 15:00 Wigan Athletic
Wolverhampton Wanderers 15:00 Bristol City
Newcastle United 19:45 Sheffield Wednesday

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WE

First for Sup Forumsnime

no anime

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Sup Forums is love

That image quality is literally facebook tier, I made something that at least looks good.

Fucking kek,did you edit it to make his skin yellow?

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lads...

remove croissant

Guess the kits
dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-4055466/Can-guess-football-team-shocking-old-kit-theirs-entertaining-quiz.html
How many did you get, Sup Forums?
Pleb here with 14.

*walks towards the premier league*

Shit choice of images, both garbage.

17
btw that napoli kit was nice tbqh

Which images did you not like?
>all of them

When the fuck will someone investigate Chelsea for these shady fucking deals

Roman's new way to deal with FFP. Now time to spunk these funds on James.

TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMPZ

>Roman is likely getting his Chinese oligarch buddies to shift money like this
>And there is at least 4 people in this thread alone thinking this team aren't frauds and are actually the 'good guys'

sickening desu

they're the necessary evil, or rather more of a likeable anti hero that in the end turns out the good guy

>fraud
>likable

Maybe in your 2nd world shithole, gypo

what part of necessary evil don't you understand? or does Sup Forums fail to load words on your mid 80s internet '''''''''''''connection''''''''''''''

da-te-n pula mea dani mihai

Fraud though transfers isn't necessary, stupid gypo.

They could just sell themselves more sponsorship like City instead of propping up the 'China Stronk' meme

>a likeable anti hero
>Foreign Chelsea gloryhunters unironically believe this

kek he's a Russian billionaire working in oil he's ordered more assassinations than you've had hot dinners.

How do you pronounce wonga?

Like it's spelled

lasa-ma sa imi fac si eu rundele, oricum nu stii tu sa trolezi cum stiu eu
>if not for chelshit liverpoo or likely arsenal would win the league
>not necessary evil to do everything in your power and stop them

(you), now begone before you burn through your data cap silly bogan
chelsea are a foreign club
*puts french fries between bread*

plus anyone that goes against based roman has it coming, such an amazing lad, based jew too (fuck off to stormfront if you disagree angry subhumans)

Pay £60M for £30M player
-Chelsea keeps 35M, 5M is a service charge
-25M goes into numbered account or offshore trust owned by Chinese executive who is trying to get his dirty money out of China

Chinese club pays inflated salary, player kicks back 40% to the same dirty account or company. Remember, taxes are paid in the country where it is earned, so no European oversight.

THAT is what is happening. Ask your accountant friends.

don't the chinese clubs regularly skip out on paying though because human rights laws are so shit there

But (You) never cucked, Liverpool, you deluded gypo. You do know It was Man City who cucked them, even though they slipped against Chelshit, they managed to finish above the money launderscheme that is Chelski. Since football has been invented in 1992, Chelsea has prevented Liverpool from achieving the title zero (0) times.

Sure, you guys blocked Arsenal once, they are still less evil than you, also thanks for asking about my internet, Lord Tony Abbott gave me NBN years ago, so I get to post at 5 mbps.

Not Europeans.
They do that shit to poor South Americans, etc.

YEAH YEAH YEAH I'M STILL ABOUT

>he's ordered more assassinations than you've had hot dinners.
kek'd

>Chelsea
>likeable
>good guys
Only that one time against Barca

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I honestly have no idea why my words don't successfully reach you, it could be a myriad of reasons such as data packets from the real world flooding your sub-african tier infrastructure or maybe you could just be trippin' on some venom that mysteriously found it's way in your body. Shit did you sit out in the sun all day?

Either way have a pre-emptive happy new years from me, might reach you just in time

Blink twice if the only reason why you shill Chelsea is because Russia threatened to send you 'tourists' in green suits, Gheorghe.

>all these fighting

s-stop,this is a meanie free thread!

If you post anime, shit's just gonna get worse

no I just like triggering people, russia is based tho, can't wait until they destabilize NATO and EU and we join our serbian brothers in the true european alliance

Which league are Norwich in this year?

this is true the australian has had enough, I apologize for the mean words

>literally wanting to be annexed by Russia

talking about Gheorghe, was Hagi GOAT desu.

>He fell for the pan-slavism meme

Didn't you learn anything during the Cold War and from Yugoslavia?

Why are Chelsea fans constantly trying to convince everyone Chelsea are likeable? Sort your lives out ffs

>get brought down into western degeneracy or kiss and make up with our moldovan brothers and ally with the hardy, hard working russian people

geeeeee what a hard choice
I learned what the power of western destabilization can do yes, its quite the opposite right now

Oh, so being Russian fucktoys for century was much better than a shaky economy due to Russian fucktoys fucking up the privatization?

i will never understand why people feel the need to try and justify being a bandwagoner to strangers online

What are you listening to right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=04mfKJWDSzI

youtube.com/watch?v=Uf-W9YkWISU

Actually, only /trans/ is bully free. In /epl/ threads you are allowed to be mean.

youtube.com/watch?v=FnpqKXIm4T4

youtube.com/watch?v=gMZOCHIlAU8

youtube.com/watch?v=KZ3nZlcSjYc

based trump friend of israel

why does Sup Forums have the worst taste in music

Why is everyone else's opinion wrong?

>when the paki thinks he has good taste

i bet you listen to Metallica don't you

ONE STEP BEYOOOND

no I listen to good music

youtube.com/watch?v=fXSnmAdan2o

Reminder that Leicester won the league

>music
>good
I shiggy diggy

Remember listening to this years ago. Good one. Taking it back to the old school. Ripgroove is a certified #banger.

youtube.com/watch?v=f9Hacr7qji8

pic

Reminder that Leicester is going to win the Champions League

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youtube.com/watch?v=HQp3qJlxkcU

youtube.com/watch?v=_7KgvJVg2Nw

Good lad. I'm listening to Peter Evans Quintet rn.

youtu.be/eMqsWc8muj8

The news. Plane out of Malta has been hijacked with 117 onboard.

STOP SWEARING AT ME

>Peter Evans Quintet
Nicee, didn't know there were Jazz heads ITT

Oh but we beat Chelsea, LETS GO WANK IN A SOCK....

Sup Forums used to be the place for it

>Oscar set to make £400k p/w

highest paid?

What's the tax like in China?

Ronaldo signed a new contract this year, probably him.

>tfw no Romanian qt to bully

Wonder what the conversion rate between BR and Chinese currency is.
I also wonder are footballers really that stupid to go to literal hell just to play non league tier football.

Tevez on £615k per week.
China, of course.

If you are rich China can't be that bad

Nowhere's that bad if you're rich. Blows my mind when you see people comparing their experiences with people that make double their annual wage in a week.

Is there a /trans/ thread already or are we using this one?

I love /trans/ lads

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why do chelsea players always want to go to china?

Are you mourning the loss of your husbando?

Because they are mercenaries and the chinks pay the best.

fucking hell
twitter.com/MAndrewsEcho/status/812027998077681664

>Poor mans simon rowntree

@73231804
You are unable to contribute, so you flag-bait for attention.
Pathetic.

His recent tweets haven't been as good desu. I usually use Steve Redgrave but hes gone missing

>Jose Mourinho confirms Morgan Schneiderlin will be allowed to leave #MUFC "for the right offer"

pls dont be something shit like £10m

What went wrong

[exisential crisis intensifies]

>supporting clubs based on morality