72 men started but only 32 remain as the second round from Ally Pally gets going, although its opening session looks woeful.
Kicking off the last 32 are dab man Ian White and Welshman Jonny Clayton. The human branch of Wickes visibly struggled to dispose of left handed county clogger Kevin Simm on Sunday afternoon while the Ferret prolonged rugby roidlet Gerwyn Price's Worlds hoodoo by embarrassing the floor jobber on debut. Ill-tempered youngster Michael Smith then faces ill-tempered oldtimer Mervyn King; Blubby Boy's warp speed encounter with Rapid Ricky Evans was the game of the opening night and Merv's famed resilience rose to the surface again as he survived many match darts from Steve West to reach this stage. Another two at opposite ends of their careers play in the last match of the afternoon as Benito van de Pas is up against the quitting Terry Jenkins. Big Ben was quite poor against Malaysia's Tengku Shah and if the Bull plays like did against Josh Payne, Benny could be in big trouble.
The evening sees a rematch from two years ago as irritating manlet Darren Webster battles it out with Simon Whitlock; Demolition Dwarf removed Stephen Bunting from proceedings but with the Wizard back to his finishing best against Boris Koltsov, this may be too tall an order for Webster. Reigning champion Gary Anderson's reward for a walkover of giggling idiot Mark Frost is a meeting with that disgusting nonce Andrew Gilding, who beat fellow child-scarer John Henderson in a sudden death leg; Gando should still get through despite Gilding's slow pace. Ferry loving fat bastard Adrian Lewis ends the night against killjoy Joe Cullen; let's be honest here, we all wanted Lewis v Corey Cadby. Alas, the Rockstar had his greatest TV performance in the tie of Round 1 and sent the stupid bogan cunt back home. With Aidey looking utter crap against Swedish jobber Magnus Caris, a major upset could happen... but it won't.
Coverage starts at 1:00pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS3).
>Today's matches (1:00pm start, best of 7 sets) Ian "Three litres of Diamond" White (14) v Jonny "Ferret Fondler" Clayton Michael "Snackpot 2.0" Smith (11) v Mervyn "The Ex-Governor" King (22) Benito van de Pas "the Dutchie on the left hand side" (15) v Terry "Oh bullocks" Jenkins (18)
>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start, best of 7 sets) Darren "Demolition Midget" Webster v STRAYA (17) Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson (2) v Andrew "Deadly on the 8s" Gilding SnackP&Ot (5) v Joe "Rock out with your cock out" Cullen (28)
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Camden Roberts
Opening session sure does look woeful. Although if King actually shows up, it could be a good one.
Joseph Fisher
Do it Terry
Eli Gray
>MVG was so dominant this year if he was only on a 1 year order of merit and everyone else was on the standard 2 year OoM, he would still be about 125k ahead of Gando in 2nd The power of autism.
Michael Myers
>Blubby vs. King Well, at least one of them WILL lose. Big Ben vs. Aging Dull could be good.
Luke Nguyen
Fucking hell
Alexander Murphy
Also notable how bad Aidey & Thorn have played this year from that OoM
William King
>Aidey & Thorn behind Joe Cullen
Jordan Williams
Huh...wow
William Harris
Benito/Jenkins could be a good match if there's a bit of needle floating around.Other two matches don't really get me hard.
Landon Ramirez
Hopefully aidey will get dropped from the premier league like they did with wade. Useless cunt.
Wyatt Turner
Christ knows what Baz will do for the PL this year. Dropping Smith and Thornton for Jelle and MENS is the obvious move, but I can't see him going for it.
Ryan Rivera
cheeky fiver on the ferret,
double session darts.
time to get comfy
Mason Cruz
And we're on now.
Juan Watson
>not cadby
Brody Wilson
brb getting some coffee
Jace Myers
Why do I believe he'd actually do that?
Eli Hill
This montage makes it look like 96 darts players just died.
Eli Cruz
>no easy matches left >Taylel vs Painter
Hudson Collins
>all the imminent 2004 world final montages zzzzzzz
Carter Anderson
go johnny go
Julian Lopez
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY
lel
Isaac Wilson
>White dabbing >no sign of his niece in the crowd
Jayden Lewis
Dab Man already far better than he was at the weekend.
Must have been county team mate pressure that made play like shit
Nathan Clark
>White >Clayton
Austin Wilson
ouch, that 180
Brandon Gomez
thought the double 19 would have been a good height for the shortarse.
Mason Walker
>you are now imagining a manlet battle between clayton & webster Height-adjustable board, surely?
Liam Lee
Pretty dull so far.
Jeremiah Butler
fuck you Clayton
Daniel Martin
DAT DOUBLE DOUBLE
Austin Kelly
>Floor nobody shitting his pants and averaging 83 Stick to the floor, Ferret.
>you now remember Geert de Vos whitewashing Clayton at the Grand Slam last year with a 108 average
>I throw the superior triple 19 on a regular basis
Eli Turner
>a mid 90 average can demolish a floor nobody like this This shite needs purging.
Sebastian Cook
DAT 111
Colton Butler
>another set of this
Ethan Green
>diamond shite
Parker Butler
You can tell why this was scheduled as the first match of the round.
Absolute crap.
Kevin Watson
keep own set, then White starts to think
3-4 happening
Julian Morales
>Clayton in charge of Mensur
Justin Anderson
>2016 >not hitting doubles
Andrew Butler
kek
Cameron Sullivan
>hitting double bull at the worst time
Eli Jackson
>BULL >BULL >miss fat single >The city of White
Adam Taylor
well this leg is White's
Nicholas Butler
>those Altern-8 guys in the crowd Noice
Caleb Ramirez
bye cunt
Isaiah Long
thankgoditsover.wav.exe
Ethan Powell
>you now remember cadby could be playing instead of these jobbers
Michael Wood
>93 v 86 averages Wait a second, Lakeside isn't for another two weeks
Xavier Brown
Well he shouldn't have choked the cunt
Jeremiah Ward
He didnt choke its just that after 10 years of jobbing cullen decided to actually play
Lucas Morales
Best stream?
Jonathan Bennett
Livepdc.tv
Jaxson Roberts
White played better than his first round game but clayton was horseshit.
Two moany faced pricks next.
Juan Scott
>Blubber vs. King It will be like a car accident. It's ugly, but you can't stop watching.
Nicholas Green
>king crying happy tears
Jordan Carter
K I N G I N G
pls destroy Lard Lad
Camden Myers
I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY HAS THE RACE BEGUN?
Chase Edwards
>michael smiths neck fat.
Jesus Christ.
Lucas Taylor
BOW DOWN TO THE KING
Isaac Young
...
Jeremiah Foster
Should be a good'un
Still don't think /180/'s dislike of Smith is justified
Christian Price
That Smith beard (the graphic) wtf
Isaac Sanchez
Smith's attitude can be garbage and his ranking is solely down to floor performances.
Thomas Gutierrez
DAT 121
Kevin Gonzalez
>that 121 [trolling intensifies]
Benjamin Kelly
That's it, Game over, Smith is broken.
Hunter Watson
King is ready to conquer that fat midget's ass
Mason Perez
Tbf he played brilliantly, especially when you consider that it was his first proper PDC WC match. Cullen just anti-jobbed out of no where
Justin Morris
True but his face and overall personality makes me hate him. Cullen seems like a nice lad.
Isaac Morris
Worst thing is you know Cullen will revert back to being shit in his next match whereas Cadby would have put up a good performance at in every round he got to
Aaron Rivera
Smart to let King win the first leg so he can't pull another epic comeback
Caleb Watson
Is this evidence of the mythical MERVYN KING A-GAME
Xavier Parker
Do you think darts is getting more popular? 10 years ago people knew who Phil Taylor was and maybe Barney. Now every cunt is #lovingthedarts
Mason Reed
gotta go fast
Ian Green
BIG FINISH
SMITH ON SUICIDE WATCH
Landon Nelson
Big Merv turn't up
Nicholas Richardson
Smith looks like a dwarf with giantism.
Jack Butler
Nice how you can see the distribution of King's hits on the board
Cooper Martinez
"he starts with a 40 score"
Frank in charge of adding 3x20
Connor Reed
Unicorn boards, best in the world.
William Lee
FUCK
Evan Reed
FUUUUG
Ryder Sullivan
What the shit was that set-up play?
Levi Thomas
ha big merv fucking seething.
Best thing that could happen is these two start knocking fuck out of each other.
Gavin Richardson
He's the new Manley, and darts really needs a new Manley.
Jose Martin
...
Jose Wood
Brawl on the oche when?
Jacob Thomas
Kind of expected it with Lewis - Price but that was tame after all the twitter shittalking