/180/: 2017 WILLIAM HILL WORLD DARTS CHAMPIONSHIP DAY 9

72 men started but only 32 remain as the second round from Ally Pally gets going, although its opening session looks woeful.

Kicking off the last 32 are dab man Ian White and Welshman Jonny Clayton. The human branch of Wickes visibly struggled to dispose of left handed county clogger Kevin Simm on Sunday afternoon while the Ferret prolonged rugby roidlet Gerwyn Price's Worlds hoodoo by embarrassing the floor jobber on debut. Ill-tempered youngster Michael Smith then faces ill-tempered oldtimer Mervyn King; Blubby Boy's warp speed encounter with Rapid Ricky Evans was the game of the opening night and Merv's famed resilience rose to the surface again as he survived many match darts from Steve West to reach this stage. Another two at opposite ends of their careers play in the last match of the afternoon as Benito van de Pas is up against the quitting Terry Jenkins. Big Ben was quite poor against Malaysia's Tengku Shah and if the Bull plays like did against Josh Payne, Benny could be in big trouble.

The evening sees a rematch from two years ago as irritating manlet Darren Webster battles it out with Simon Whitlock; Demolition Dwarf removed Stephen Bunting from proceedings but with the Wizard back to his finishing best against Boris Koltsov, this may be too tall an order for Webster. Reigning champion Gary Anderson's reward for a walkover of giggling idiot Mark Frost is a meeting with that disgusting nonce Andrew Gilding, who beat fellow child-scarer John Henderson in a sudden death leg; Gando should still get through despite Gilding's slow pace. Ferry loving fat bastard Adrian Lewis ends the night against killjoy Joe Cullen; let's be honest here, we all wanted Lewis v Corey Cadby. Alas, the Rockstar had his greatest TV performance in the tie of Round 1 and sent the stupid bogan cunt back home. With Aidey looking utter crap against Swedish jobber Magnus Caris, a major upset could happen... but it won't.

Coverage starts at 1:00pm UK time on Sky Sports Darts (SS3).

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>Today's matches (1:00pm start, best of 7 sets)
Ian "Three litres of Diamond" White (14) v Jonny "Ferret Fondler" Clayton
Michael "Snackpot 2.0" Smith (11) v Mervyn "The Ex-Governor" King (22)
Benito van de Pas "the Dutchie on the left hand side" (15) v Terry "Oh bullocks" Jenkins (18)

>Tonight's matches (7:00pm start, best of 7 sets)
Darren "Demolition Midget" Webster v STRAYA (17)
Gary "Big Game Counter" Anderson (2) v Andrew "Deadly on the 8s" Gilding
SnackP&Ot (5) v Joe "Rock out with your cock out" Cullen (28)

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Opening session sure does look woeful. Although if King actually shows up, it could be a good one.

Do it Terry

>MVG was so dominant this year if he was only on a 1 year order of merit and everyone else was on the standard 2 year OoM, he would still be about 125k ahead of Gando in 2nd
The power of autism.

>Blubby vs. King
Well, at least one of them WILL lose. Big Ben vs. Aging Dull could be good.

Fucking hell

Also notable how bad Aidey & Thorn have played this year from that OoM

>Aidey & Thorn behind Joe Cullen

Huh...wow

Benito/Jenkins could be a good match if there's a bit of needle floating around.Other two matches don't really get me hard.

Hopefully aidey will get dropped from the premier league like they did with wade. Useless cunt.

Christ knows what Baz will do for the PL this year. Dropping Smith and Thornton for Jelle and MENS is the obvious move, but I can't see him going for it.

cheeky fiver on the ferret,

double session darts.

time to get comfy

And we're on now.

>not cadby

brb getting some coffee

Why do I believe he'd actually do that?

This montage makes it look like 96 darts players just died.

>no easy matches left
>Taylel vs Painter

>all the imminent 2004 world final montages
zzzzzzz

go johnny go

PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC, WHITE BOY

lel

>White dabbing
>no sign of his niece in the crowd

Dab Man already far better than he was at the weekend.

Must have been county team mate pressure that made play like shit

>White
>Clayton

ouch, that 180

thought the double 19 would have been a good height for the shortarse.

>you are now imagining a manlet battle between clayton & webster
Height-adjustable board, surely?

Pretty dull so far.

fuck you Clayton

DAT DOUBLE DOUBLE

>Floor nobody shitting his pants and averaging 83
Stick to the floor, Ferret.

>you now remember Geert de Vos whitewashing Clayton at the Grand Slam last year with a 108 average

dab man v clown man in the last 16...

I would rather stick a fork in my eye.

Scores?

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Clayton is playing SHITE

>Welsh darts
#bringbackburnett

>think thank fuck its over
>its best of 7 now

>I throw the superior triple 19 on a regular basis

>a mid 90 average can demolish a floor nobody like this
This shite needs purging.

DAT 111

>another set of this

>diamond shite

You can tell why this was scheduled as the first match of the round.

Absolute crap.

keep own set, then White starts to think

3-4 happening

>Clayton in charge of Mensur

>2016
>not hitting doubles

kek

>hitting double bull at the worst time

>BULL
>BULL
>miss fat single
>The city of White

well this leg is White's

>those Altern-8 guys in the crowd
Noice

bye cunt

thankgoditsover.wav.exe

>you now remember cadby could be playing instead of these jobbers

>93 v 86 averages
Wait a second, Lakeside isn't for another two weeks

Well he shouldn't have choked the cunt

He didnt choke its just that after 10 years of jobbing cullen decided to actually play

Best stream?

Livepdc.tv

White played better than his first round game but clayton was horseshit.

Two moany faced pricks next.

>Blubber vs. King
It will be like a car accident. It's ugly, but you can't stop watching.

>king crying happy tears

K I N G
I
N
G

pls destroy Lard Lad

I CAN'T SEE CLEARLY HAS THE RACE BEGUN?

>michael smiths neck fat.

Jesus Christ.

BOW DOWN TO THE KING

...

Should be a good'un

Still don't think /180/'s dislike of Smith is justified

That Smith beard (the graphic) wtf

Smith's attitude can be garbage and his ranking is solely down to floor performances.

DAT 121

>that 121
[trolling intensifies]

That's it, Game over, Smith is broken.

King is ready to conquer that fat midget's ass

Tbf he played brilliantly, especially when you consider that it was his first proper PDC WC match. Cullen just anti-jobbed out of no where

True but his face and overall personality makes me hate him. Cullen seems like a nice lad.

Worst thing is you know Cullen will revert back to being shit in his next match whereas Cadby would have put up a good performance at in every round he got to

Smart to let King win the first leg so he can't pull another epic comeback

Is this evidence of the mythical MERVYN KING A-GAME

Do you think darts is getting more popular? 10 years ago people knew who Phil Taylor was and maybe Barney. Now every cunt is #lovingthedarts

gotta go fast

BIG FINISH

SMITH ON SUICIDE WATCH

Big Merv turn't up

Smith looks like a dwarf with giantism.

Nice how you can see the distribution of King's hits on the board

"he starts with a 40 score"

Frank in charge of adding 3x20

Unicorn boards, best in the world.

FUCK

FUUUUG

What the shit was that set-up play?

ha big merv fucking seething.

Best thing that could happen is these two start knocking fuck out of each other.

He's the new Manley, and darts really needs a new Manley.

...

Brawl on the oche when?

Kind of expected it with Lewis - Price but that was tame after all the twitter shittalking

ew

>the modern darts fan

disgusting leg from King