>be me >be at work, fry cook at McFats >shit work but shekels are shekels >manager's walking around >asking people job-related questions >probably to see who's crew trainer material or some shit >she gets to me >“user! How do you hold an ice cream?” >wat >brain goes haywire from being asked that stupid question >spaghetti flowing out of every pocket and orifice >mime how to hold an ice cream >“L-like this” >five whole seconds of silence >“With a napkin, user.” >she walks off >mfw I realize what I did
Also greentext thread I guess
Nolan Cook
Anymore stories, buddy?
Thomas Kelly
i also work at mcdonalds
Colton Reed
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John Gutierrez
>Late 30s >have 2 kids and a wife >daughter son >happy as can be >bond with son cause he little me >his favorite food is tacos >always make up the food together and made up a cooking song >sing "neat taco meat" in a bad melody >really start to like our bonding >really like it a lot >after dinner we always bathe before bed >need to bathe cause he's always messy >wash him up in all his dirty areas >get dried off and start to get ready for bed >put my arms around him to tickle him pic related >start singing our special song >sweet neat taco meat son
Kevin Campbell
kek
Chase Hughes
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Andrew Foster
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Jayden Nguyen
whoa... epic story bro...
Austin Miller
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Jayden Phillips
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Hudson Myers
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Joseph Ortiz
The classic
Gabriel Martinez
>be me >want to kill myself >can't sad ending tbh
Jeremiah Brown
>Be me >Working at McFats >African American female customer comes in >Cuts in front of the two people at the register >"Quarter pounder with cheese and a large fry." >"Ma'am I need you to go to the back of the line and wait your turn" >"AW HELLLLL NAH! THIS CASHIER JUST TOLD ME TO WAIT BEHIND THE WHITE PEOPLE! CANT SERVE A NIGGA BEFORE THE WHITE FOLKS!!" >I look behind her >It's too blatantly white males >They're looking at her like you would a circus elephant >"Ma'am the gentlemen behind you are clearly Japanese." >One of the guys behind her says "Stupud amewican. Ching chin won chin." in a mocking japanese voice >African American woman screams in rage and confusion >It grabs our big plastic utensil dispenser >Runs off with it >Manager chases her while screaming at me >Get fired when manager comes back
Apparently I should have just taken the bitch's order, but I think I did the right thing.
Logan Howard
>>One of the guys behind her says "Stupud amewican. Ching chin won chin." in a mocking japanese voice
mfw reading this
Cameron Evans
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Jaxson Turner
That was a fucking waste of time
Chase Rodriguez
/thread
Gabriel Thomas
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Mason Hernandez
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Henry Perez
>be 28 >going to a restaurant >ordering a pizza pie >i said no ansjovis wtf >girl says sorry i say is ok >eat pizza pie while lying >go outside wait till restaurant closes >walk up to girl call her a bitch >yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT >punch her repeatedly in the left eye >shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy" >take her head and place it above my cock >let blood pour on cock >shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT >manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING >grab my pistol and blast him twice >then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth >let blood pour all over my cock >feels good man >escape and go home >masturbate with her blood still on my cock
Lucas Adams
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Gabriel Reed
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Asher Murphy
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Jaxon Watson
I'm full and even lying down its difficult to laugh.
So now I'm just fucking laughing like a retard for like 15 minutes and I can hear people calling me retarded in the other room for laughing for so long.
Worth it
Camden Collins
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Ryan Nguyen
I fucking love this one.
Andrew Gutierrez
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Chase King
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Jeremiah Evans
checkem
Noah Clark
forgot image
Jack Lee
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Daniel Rodriguez
bump
Christopher Barnes
wat
Easton Russell
>be me >42 yrs old >senior in high school >fail penis inspection day >spaghetti everywhere
Jack Scott
Real?
Nicholas Edwards
Yes, please end my suffering
Eli Cox
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Logan Long
Thank you user. just had the best laugh of today.
Ian Rivera
Ello Govnuh', that cheeky gobby fag, gun' stole me knickers, and me john thomas is hangin out with all the benders thinkin I'll go full monty with them down the lane as I'm chasin the cheeky fucker. So before I have her majesty's pleasure, I catch the bastard and people see me goin all rumpy-pumpy on tha' fucker.Well, bob's your uncle and I turned his dick into a fanny I did, but lookin around I saw I was snookered and I was like "great fanny adams", so I whipped him with me twig n' berries and I ran off to get pissed, I've never felt more tickety-boo.
