G'morning user

g'morning user.
hope you slept well
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Because im not a fag that spams needless porn in every suicide discussion thread

Why do you do it? It has nothing to do with the discussion

name?

still working on that one. ive got surgery today

g'morning.
Donald Trump
g'luck. hope ur surgery goes ok.

im hoping the aenesthesia kills me but thanks man

no problem. see you on the other side. what you having surgery for ?

they have to remove my fist from your mom's asshole

I will not kill myself until we complete the western revolution, Equality for humans. We focus on maintaining our planet. Second put funding into developing shuttles for asteroid mining.
Farm asteroids, continue collection resources and new metals. use new tech to get off of earth, exploring and travel to another planet or artificial ozone area safely.
It all seems crazy, but it's a dream dont shit on something that could be. We are slaves currently but if we see the connections in us we may just come together for the future of our species.
I'll close with this, if actions are taken, we may Reach a goal of having a common ground. The nazis, were close, but far. we NEED alll peoples on board. No racism, as we are all human, we need to work together to further Humans. we need a Utopian society. We will become limitless, Dream, Imagine my Sup Forumsrothers

damn. i talk to my mom, last night she didn't say she was having surgery today.
that's unfortunate she had a fist stuck in her butt.
good luck to the both of you.

Ass fucking my GF tonight. That'll keep me going...

nice. does your gf usually enjoy that?great ideals, but unlikely to happen. society is fucked.

Yeah, she does. Fridays are ass days at our place...

Because its past 3pm and I need sleep will think bout it some other time

have a good nap, user.

Can't suck dick if I'm dead. You retard

i shattered my ankle. fuck the other user.

why would anyone want to do that ?
how'd u do that ?

I didn't want to. I needed to and it just happened.

Dropped a couch on it while moving

why would anyone need to do that ?

gotta get that fucking rank 60 in Chivalry nigga

I'm always gonna want to get drunk one more time

Because sometimes you just gotta suck some dick to get over shit

damn that sucks.
in what game?
nice trips.
so dick sucking is the answer ?

That's from a movie or porn?

>in what game?
chivalry : medieval warfare

Yes, obviously. Getting a divorce? Suck some dick. Car insurance increased because of car accident? suck some dick. Your son just told you he is gay? Just suck some dick and you will understand why. See? Just suck some dick. Ez like the easy button.

who knows
oh ok.
wow.
is there any other way to solve life's problems other than dick sucking ?

Highly doubt it. If you can't solve it by sucking dick than there is no problem to begin with. Ez pz

but i've never sucked a dick, yet i'm relatively problem free. how can that be ?

You answered yourself... Relatively problem free, you claim a lack of issues, hence the lack of desire/need to suck dick. You're just too young user. Grow up and get some real problems like an adult. Momma not buying you lunchables so u can be cool isn't enough.

can you just suck any old dick to solve your problems, or does only certain/special dicks solve your problems? What if I could suck my own dick, could I solve all my own problems ?

No.
Yes.
No.

Sucking your own dick is dangerous it creates a loop of unsatisfaction from satisfying yourself too well. It's a common mistake, the right practice is to suck as much as you can until the right special dick comes a long. Everyone is different but practically all the same in the sense there is a perfect size designed for your throat. Explore young one. Suck all the dicks. Suck all the sins away.

Same thread.
Every day.

i'll take your word for it.
I don't think i'm ready for the level of enlightenment that dick sucking would bring me.
but thanks for giving me the answer to life.
how are u user?

Ya no problem. You don't gotta wait and be afraid just suck a dick. It won't bite, but maybe you will.

Because I'm starting with a new therapist today. Might do it later

hope u like your new therapist.

cuz i worked this morning and a an appoitement with my osteopath. and i'm alone at home this weekend.

because i might start horomones today

for science

you might?

anyway congrats

i dont think my parents could get over it

today is my first appointment so itll prolly just be blood tests but there is a possibility of starting today

I have work tonight.

'Cause even though the love of my life dumped me and is already dating someone new I'm also dating again and slowly healing. I want her back every day and would drop everything in a heartbeat.

The irrational part of me hopes that she dates losers, deadbeats and drug addicts (given the area it's slim pickings). I want to die every day. It's been a year and a half.

There is a new FIFA 17 SBC to do. So.

>tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.

Today is a good day for somebody else to die.

Move on cuck, shes mine now

oh ok, good luck

Because I don't care about women, I am liberated in a way that people can only dream of, imagine needing nothing but yourself to live a life of happiness.

I have finals for literature today. I really really want to turn in my paper on The Dead, so killing myself would be a real debbie downer.
Oh dam, I also gotta drive back home and cook for my brothers as a mothers day gift to me ma.

good luck on your finals.

Hey OP. Don't know if you remember me from awhile back. Was thinking of offing myself if I didn't get into law school.

Turns out I got into every school I applied to, including Harvard and even Yale. Was super surprised, but shit is all good now. Life is looking up now.

all that, plus you got dubs.
Congrats bro. I hope you become a rich upper class lawyer.
Invite me to the yacht parties.
fuck many bitches

How do you feel knowing that you weren't good enough and she was fucking someone else months before she told you. This weekend she will be doing this to successful men like me because we aren't useless cucks like yourself. This turns her on so she allows us to put our cocks in her mouth while she sucks the cum out and swallows it.

>thinking college matters
Awww thats sweet. Now you can be a beta that gets cucked on the regular...with a degree.

I have shit to do

like what ?

Because I want to get fucked by a man with a pair of manly low-hanging testicles too. No homo

i have a job, unlike you

I just want some soup

How come asa's legs always look so funny

Sauce?

Can we get sauce plz

Thanks, man! Super happy about it.

Lol. You'll grow up one day. Degrees very often matter. Sometimes they don't, but most of the time they do. If you think a degree from Yale Law School doesn't matter, then you don't really know anything. This isn't a meme studies degree from Southwestern Kansas State.

Because she's built weird

Kek

i work as well.
that's homo.
like ha ha, funny ?

Looks like Layla London

Porn. If I recall correctly, that bitch used to do a lot of scenes with Jay Smooth. I just can't remember her name right now. That is if she was who I thought she is.

>mfw london keyes was my first fap
>mfw attracted to nothing but thicc/chubby oriental poon from that point on

too much work to do

Lucky Hiker starring Arwen Gold from X-Angels.

Cant remember this bitchs name..

Got too much to live for.
There's video games I need to play, porn I need to masturbate to, and comics I need to bitch about.
My life pretty much rocks.

Thank You

what video game are you playing currently ?

more of her?

Dude, its the jews normalizing suicide, yet they are so out of touch that they don realize ppl become heroes instead of doing.

Kill the Zionists who created Christianity to hide jesus actions


Jesus challenged their presumption and their
power in His day and He seriously interfered with
their graft when He drove the money changers- out
of the temple in Jerusalem. That act summed up
His entire career He was an indignant, earnest
reformer. The Sanhedrin had reached the lowest
depth of corruption. The murder of Jesus ended
its criminal reign for a time. The Jews as a
mass did not understand what was happening;
they had been misled by the Sanhedrin and the
rabbis. The Sanhedrin consisted of seventy men

who ruled civil affairs. They had previously ruled
criminal affairs which power was taken from them
by the Roman government. There was also an-
other Sanhedrin consisting of twenty men, who
ruled religious affairs.- Jesus fought both of them.
Why did the Sanhedrin frame Jesus? Because
he advocated the law of God and Moses, the law
of limitation, which Moses wrote in the old testa-
ment (Leviticus chapter 25). Jesus wanted excessive
private fortunes limited by law in order to save
civilization from collapse.

Why did the Sanhedrin frame Jesus? Because
he advocated the law of God and Moses, the law
of limitation, which Moses wrote in the old testa-
ment (Leviticus chapter 25). Jesus wanted excessive
private fortunes limited by law in order to save
civilization from collapse.

also the jews killed jesus.

Every time I come to this board, this stupid fucking subliminal messaging post pops up, EVERY GODDAMN TIME! Fucking end it you shitstain, nobody is falling for your garbage.

nice to see you again user.
i hope you are well.

Since op is being a faggot

I think it's layla London

i apologize for the faggotry.

Sauce

nice dubs.
wish i could help you.

fak me dead tiffany is top 3

The nigress name is skin diamond idk the other one can't get a good look at face

Do you even watch porn?
Fucking normans...

is it acne scarface chipmunk?

and nigger faggots think this is top tier kek

I just wanna see what happens

Because I know if I blow my brains out..it won't kill me..and I'll lash out screaming shoot me motherfucker kill me and nobody will listen. They'll just call an ambulance and I'll have to live the rest of my life looking like a mutilated vegetable with ass skin on my face. So I guess I'm just stuck here for awhile

i hope it's something wonderful.
damn, yeah that sounds bad.

>0730 woke up and played video games
>0930 wife wakes up, get laid
>0934 pft I mean two hours later take shower.
>1100 get on Sup Forums
>1200 wife goes to work and I go clean my car
>1400 Meet up with friend at a good restaurant and drink.

Anhero another day.

great start of the day, user.

cause drugs are fun

Cause I'm currently living in a $1.2m mansion in south Florida, I'm fit, beautiful and bitches love me.