I've solved a problem plaguing Sup Forums

I've solved a problem plaguing Sup Forums

>Go to Chinese butcher
>Buy cow vagina
>Fuck aforementioned cow vagina
>No longer virgin

What have you got to lose?

Is this actually a thing people do?

>tfw cow vagina says no

Why else can you buy them?

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laughed like a retard

>Chinese butcher
is this a delicacy or someshit over there

Those fucking chinks eat pussies too? Like... is the anything anymore they dont?

does it feels good ?

"What have you got to lose?"
Perspective, self-respect, any chance of going to Heaven, your pocket money and membership Of The Human Race.

You forgot the most important part. Your virginity.

idk man it looks a bit too shallow

>missing the step where you microwave the cow vagina

Only the loser OP would regard fucking a dead cow's amputated vagina as the same as having sex with a human, male/female. Losing your virginity is a rite of passage: fucking dead meat is a satanic rite. Or the thing you'll spend years trying to explain to your mum's psychiatrist and your parole office.

wtf are you talking about , you think what are hotdogs made of ?

Fuck, man.
You're right. That would make it so much better.

No. Two generations Communism can really fuck you up.

Chinese people eat them because they apparently have a lot of protein

Isn't it the same as fucking a fleshlight? My gfs are just as cold.

Fucking hell

Processed horse penis and Chinese people.

>overreacting this hard
reddit please, is just a piece of meat

Obligatory

Like that would stop me

No means no!

I think protein is what gets pumped into them by the bull donger.. Which they also eat.

You people are pathetic, fucking dead cow vaginas instead of going out and meeting a nice real cow. Fuckin beta fags.

How can it consent without a mouth?
>TRIGGERED

sounds about right

Hahahaha, good point.

Wow...

Question: Would you rather fuck that cow pussy or this cow's pussy?

Either post something constructive or crawl back into the cavernous stink hole that is your mums pussy and die
FUCKING NORMIE FAGOTT

This is OP were talking about - he probably went balls deep and didn't come out the other side.

My sides

Fucking kek

Nuh-uh I made sure to push my balls in it because I was making the sex and it was good.

Tounge punch with pic user
Will make a great cap and best of Sup Forums future thread

The one on the left looks like a whore.
I have no idea what's happening with the one on the right. It looks like when a Muslim cuts off a chicks flaps
The white one looks like a loli

This needed to be posted later at night
Bump

>Start hanging out with cow vagina
>meet all of cow vaginas girl friends
>emotionally support cow vagina when chads dump cow vagina
>help cow vagina with studies during college
>offer financial support even though you know cow vagina is just spending it on nights out with friends and hooking up with chads.
>hope that eventually cow vagina will see you for the nice guy you are
>cow vagina starts seeing Asian dude
>last STRAW
>drive over to asian guys house on your mobility scooter
>demand to see cow vagina
"i spek naw ingrish"
>calm down, relived to see cow vagina isn't there
>Asian dude is pretty chill
>invites you in to play vidya
>brings out some home cooking which tastes great
>some sort of lemon and ginger beef stew with noodles
>anyways play vidya for the rest of the night with asian dude
>never see cow vagina again, will always have a special place in your heart
>the one that got away

lolli cow pusay
The world has gone to shit

Right in the feels.

Is fucking a dead woman also not losing your virginity? "cause that seems pretty much like not being a virgin anymore

Nice trips
Question is, what are the things that people wouldn't do?

Fuck, this is some true nuBeta shit right here.

10/10

Someone's mad they didn't think to fuck a delicious butchered cow pussy before they were 30.

It's better than boipussy

I would love to, but you first gotta meet the meat

when you wanna cross necrophilia and beastiality off your list at the same time

It is, but the mortuary attendant is a fucking Chad and keeps them for himself.

Nothing that involves balls rubbing together.

I know he's pathetic

Sweet

Aliens did it first. They were carving them out before most millenials were born.

Prenus goes in the bergina so I think it counts

Is it because of the Bull jizz sauce ?

fuck goat/sheeps. you eat animals = you can fuck animals. drive to country and date a living goat/sheep

In my country, it's said that to make someone shut the fuck up, you force feed them a deep fried pig vagina.

post timestamp, faggot

Czech'd

Did the Ayylmaos fuck the cows in their foreheads with their triangle aliyan dongers?

big black bulls

But I'm not Welsh.

Goats and sheep have bad attitudes user

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>Date
Beta.

Thread turned out better than initially expected

I work in a Chinese restaurant and have gotten to know the staff rather well, they even make me authentic chink food sometimes, they don't let anything go to waste, one dude eats the bone marrow from chicken wings

doesn't count as losing your virginity if the vagina isn't attached to a living creature. using a dead cow's vagina is basically the same as using a pocket pussy

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This actually gave me a boner, thanks user

>Getting cucked by the bull
>'C-can I fuck her when you're done?
>Kicks you in the balls
>Hospital tells you they had to remove you testicles
>Now you're truly a sissy.

What is your get a bunch of tape and stick the pussy onto the back of a live cow and then fuck it?

Lost it.

Search for cow pussy meat online
>how to spot cow prolapses and treatments
MFW

Go to Bad Dragon with your Idea

when i said attached i didn't mean go staple it to a living creature, at that point you might as well just fuck the actual living cow

Well, you do want to avoid those blown out cow whores.

But fucking a live cow is incest and gross.

So if I fuck a corpse I'm still a virgin?

Pigs and cows aren't related. It's all good, hambeast.

left pussy looks like real girl pussy :O everyone see last time michelle.O ?

Yeah. My question is how did you get by Chad the mortuary attendant?

He told his sister to distract Chad.

True
Curiosity got the best of me having a bbq at weekend and getting drunk and high it would be amazing to grill a cow minge and feed to my friends pussy with them being totaly unaware until I tell them

Dude, if the Chinese ever find life on Mars or wherever that shit is going straight into a wok with some black bean sauce.

If it shows signs of life it got ate by a chink.

that's enough Sup Forums for me today

>'Hey sis, can you fuck Chad so I can get laid at the mortuary?'

yes. and a necrophile on top of that. fucking a dead person or animal is also no different that using a pocket pussy. you're not really have sex, you're masturbating, because there's no sort of response from the other one.
even if you drug someone and rape them, they might be unconscious, but their body will still respond, they will still orgasm, if you manage to give an orgasm that is

>that's enough Sup Forums for me today

agreed.

In their defence, shit taste pretty good with black bean sauce.

Also something that tripped me the fuck out, I live with a Chink and a Korean, they legit use MSG in their cooking. Like they have giant fucking bags of the shit they put in all their shit.

This is origanal and amusing thread Sup Forums needs more like this

As long as you cum it counts.

So if I fuck a chick and she is sober but bored as fuck with my penis pumping, and doesnt react, I'm still a virgin?

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Yeah, black bean sauce is kind of the bomb.

But yeah, they cook different man. What weirds me out is that Chinese folk almost all smoke, eat MSG like mad, and get fucking drunk whenever they can. Yet they're healthy as shit, it makes little sense.

Best start eating Mars cucumbers and shit too l guess.

Visited Korea a few years back with ex gf
>balute or similar in ramen fucking beutiful if you can get past the eyes and head part

No, it just means you gave her too much Xanax, or you didn't pay enough for the GFE.

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