Things you can say to a dude but not to a chick

Things you can say to a dude but not to a chick

suck my dick

I love you

bowling sounds good, pick you up at 7.

you're a real chick, even if you have a dick.

Glad to have you on the team, I've seen your previous work. Impressive.

Well done with the promotion

Let's get some bitches!

I've decided to give you a promotion

You earned this.

You're a great driver

Good idea

I'm broke

tell me all about it

you're hired

relax

You guys are sexist as fuck. Even the new host of Whose Line is female, AND black.

help

i trust you

You cool as fuck nigguh hahaha that bitch was ridin on yo damn cockle-doodle-doo.

I know what you're trying to do and trust your judgment.

Nice invention.

i respect you

watch my six

Nice one

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smart move

No I can't, I've got plans.

alternatively

dude something came up, I apologize, we'll make new plans. (chicks take this as a personal insult)

Crude

good choice

No homo bro

you're getting fat

Fuck me in the arse with your dick.

tits or gtfo

what do you think?

hold this

any sentence starting with "how do you..."

watch your step

do you require assistance?

let me get that for you

you smell funny

not my problem

thats your problem

I will fuck every Girl/Women.

Hmmm, cum in my ass~

if they try to run shoot them

That's a nice penis you have there.