Things you can say to a dude but not to a chick
Things you can say to a dude but not to a chick
suck my dick
I love you
bowling sounds good, pick you up at 7.
you're a real chick, even if you have a dick.
Glad to have you on the team, I've seen your previous work. Impressive.
Well done with the promotion
Let's get some bitches!
I've decided to give you a promotion
You earned this.
You're a great driver
Good idea
I'm broke
tell me all about it
you're hired
relax
You guys are sexist as fuck. Even the new host of Whose Line is female, AND black.
help
i trust you
You cool as fuck nigguh hahaha that bitch was ridin on yo damn cockle-doodle-doo.
I know what you're trying to do and trust your judgment.
Nice invention.
i respect you
watch my six
Nice one
...
smart move
No I can't, I've got plans.
alternatively
dude something came up, I apologize, we'll make new plans. (chicks take this as a personal insult)
Crude
good choice
No homo bro
you're getting fat
Fuck me in the arse with your dick.
tits or gtfo
what do you think?
hold this
any sentence starting with "how do you..."
watch your step
do you require assistance?
let me get that for you
you smell funny
not my problem
thats your problem
I will fuck every Girl/Women.
Hmmm, cum in my ass~
if they try to run shoot them
That's a nice penis you have there.