Was he a virgin?

Was he a virgin?

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he was a JGTOW

Jedi are supposed to be celibate and trained from birth. So probably.

His tiny green peepee was too small to penetrate anyone. He was content with watching giant wookie cock fuck his gf.

nah he was smashing Yaddle all night long

theonion.com/blogpost/dont-tell-me-youve-never-wondered-what-yodas-penis-10695

>It's only natural to be a little curious about Yoda's penis. I've certainly asked myself all the usual questions: How long is it when flaccid? How long erect? Is it circumcised? Is it shaped like a human penis? Is it the same shade of green as the rest of him? Is it wrinkled? Veiny? Freckled? How much pubic hair does Yoda have? Is the hair curly or wispy? Is there enough hair to hide the testicles? And how large are the testicles? And how pendulous?

it really makes you think

Luke knows the answer

In the prequels it's implied he sexually abused his students. Including Anakin.

Did you even paid attention?

Yoda was actually a shit jedi. Imagine what Obi Wan or Luke would become if they lived that long

i saw a webm awhile ago with yoda banning luke. it caontained this scene of your pic. started with luke, r2, and ben at ben's house. ben asks luke how dagobah went and the webm cuts to yoda pounding luke. never laughed so hard in my life regarding starwars.

I doubt his dick would be cut up, only the dumbest of thirdworlders of this single backwater planet do that.

You tell me

Or christfags tricked by jewish lies

t. cutfag canadian

I always wondered what yoda looked like with Frank Oz's hand shoved right up his anus

Sorry to hear that lad, just make sure you don't get tricked by the jew and make sure you spare your own sons.

I think we'd all hop on that saddle and straddle Yaddle given the opportunity

This was stupid as shit.

i love that one

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Does it really matter? He was hung with the force

This is what always confused me about star wars.
If Jedi are celibate.
But being force sensitive is hereditary.
Then how does the Jedi order continue for generations?

The Empire - Nazi Germany

Jedi Order - Nu-male 2016

No.

>space pepe
>not a virgin

>HE IS TOLD OLD
Welp, killing myself

their siblings are sent to the breeding grounds

Jedi are allowed to fuck, just not form connections. Obi fucked Satine seven ways til Sunday.

Only the one with gangly arms was allowed a family because his species was endangered.