HOOKER THREAD

HOOKER THREAD

>be me
>fin a young pretty escort
>call
>ok, meet in 30min
>drive to the adresse she gave
>mid life latina girl open the door
>fucking scam
>negociate price
>she start suck my dick
>phone calling
>she stop to answer to a client
>dafuckimdoin.bmp
>notice 2nd girl waiting in an another room
>ask for the two bitches
>negociate price
>2nd girl is younger 6/10
>deep throat like maniac
>ask her for buttfuck
>bring my own big dildo
>older pegs me
>fuck the younger in doggy
>fuck her like an old pillow
>itscomin.png
>condom rip off
>older put the dildo off
>jerk off
>...
>heavy load in younger pussy
>she run off the room
>older tell me "naah it's ok.."
>take a 30s shower
>mfw the dildo put off some shit from my deepness
>a lot of smelly shit
>go back in the room
>older wash my dildo full of shit
>put my cloth
>take my clean dildo
>say thank you
>leave
>...
>cross the street
>seat in front of beach
>smoke a blunt
>lel
>my finger still smell shit and pussy whore

Sounds gay as fuck

Your English is atrocious, and you're gay for liking dildos in your ass.

i learned english with Sup Forums

>being on 4chin
>not liking dildos in your ass

Was with a 52 year old hooker last week. Bad situation man. Everything sagging. Her pussy was actually cold. I asked about anal she said no her hole was too tight but I could put my finger up there. I do, start moving it all around and can feel some small shit pieces up there. I take it out and the smell of shit hits me gag. Never going to a hooker again.

Sick! How did you not nope-out the second you saw the old hag?

>52yrs old hooker

Fuck escorts and their bait and switch

I go to Tijuana and fuck model tier girls. Top hooker bars have 100+ girls, most in the 7-10 range.

About $80

Plus you can get warmed up at the soap show.

Basically 2 fully naked girls rubbing shaving cream over eachother, fingering, eating eachother out, dildos...

For a $1 tip you can grab anything you want. Finger bang...

Last time they pulled it this mechanical dildo contraption and started power fucking eachother.

I liked what I saw so I threw like $3 at them.

She pulled it out, handed it to me and bent over doggy so I could power fuck her.

Never thought I'd do something like this in a million years.

Can't wait for my next trip

Pic related

>Her pussy was actually cold

hong konggg

Hookerbro, I've been in your threads before. They were epic.

looks like a fun place

> wants hooker
> rummages through couch
> has juuust enough for toothless Tina
> complains about quality

You're the kind of consumer every industry hates. You buy the shittiest low cost version of something and shit all over the industry when it sucks.
Get rekt in a housefire faggot.

Some countries are even more fun.

Be me
26
In Shenzhen, PR China
>go to dinner with client at hotel
>client explains that hotel has in-house whore-house
>dial 4 for girl to room
>horny, drunk and jet-lagged I dial 4 at 2:00AM
>most beautiful women I have ever encountered knocks on door 10 min later.
>she spoke some english
>we showered together
>she gave me a massage
>amazing handjob - each time I was about to cum she managed to stop in time and let me go soft - only to do it all over again
>she rode me cowgirl
>we fucked doggy twice
>after two hours she left
>get billed for "haircut" on hotel bill - about $60
>add it to my expense report
>Dell paid for me to get laid.

Jesus it makes me sad that China is such a beautiful country. Stupid America, where we lock up the whores and johns.

Well.. You did get some trim.

Hell yeah, had been to US strip clubs and always end felt like they were shit

Cover charge, expensive drinks, limited touching, $20+ lap dances.

This place, no cover, moderately cheap drinks, walk up to any girl with$1 and grab some tits or ass, plus if you see one you like you can fuck them in the hotel above the club.

>China is such a beautiful country.
I can tell you have never been to China

Is this also TJ? I haven't been to a strip club in the US since I was a kid. I've fucked a few hookers, though. Strippers are jaded as fuck and the worst gold diggers and manipulators. At least with a hooker you know the outcome.

LOL yeah, true. Let me keep my fantasy, damnit!

You've never been to China have you?
Absolute shit hole by all standards and definitions, but hey the hookers are cheap.

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Answered that in the previous post.

It's a big country

this place has lap dances too but they aren't worth the money.

Instead you buy an $8 drink and she will sit with you. Based on the girl you can get handsy and she will with you as well.

Grab tits, finger, crank yanks... All for the cost of one over priced drink.

Good way to feel them out and see if you think they would be fun upstairs.

Why yes, yes it is

Thanks spunky

Jeezus, how many STDs you guys catch afterwards?

Yes, the hotel above the most popular strip club.

I won't go to US clubs but will drive down and spend a weekend of debautery in these clubs. The biggest ones are 24/7

I can advise you as a md, use condoms and pray

>>we fucked doggy twice

Poor dog.

Never been to the west coast, I'm from VA. TJ's still got a reputation in the states (at least in popular media) as a free-for-all. I'd be too damn chicken to play down there. But I guess it's no more or less risky than fucking a hooker here stateside with all the needleheads floating around.

Keked

Plus, if your a poor/cheap motherfucker you and get you $1 gropes in the club and then go outside and grab one of the street hookers for 200 peso. That's like $10.

Not as hot as the girls in the bars by some are pretty fucking hot and less than a moderate dinner in Orange County

Been in Thailand in feb. Best 10 days in my life. I want to visit it again but that will happen next year.

Creampied a 19 yo asian at lunch yesterday. Shit was cash.

> be travel photographer
> travel to an undisclosed country
> you know what kind
> be in the right kind of area for this
> approached by mama san
> offered virgin for a few hundred
> a little haggling.. get a prepubescent
> have her all day
> mfw it's a two week vacation

It's the most money some of these families will see in their lives.
I'm doing a service distributing wealth.

Environment wise, I feel less sketched out in many places in LA. keep eyes open and don't get too drunk and you'll be fine

Hooker wise, most are single mothers trying to make enough to support their family's. Not like the typical drugged out degenerate in the US

This is not illegal in TJ so the hookers come from all walks of life

Fml bruh... Hiv , hepatits C , hepatits B... Chlamydia trachomatis,neisseria gonorrhoeae , hpv...treponema pallidum... Just use a condom and live to tell the tale

kek

Here take my kek

I hit TJ for the convenience but Thailand is #1 on my list followed up by Columbia and Germany

That fucking creampie though. So fucking worth it.

amsterdam good for hookers and strip clubs?

this was my first trip, in bkk i ordered escort for 3 days to show me the city and fuck my whenever i wanted. Rest of holidays I spent in Pattaya which is way cheper

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hookerbro, thoughts on owo, do you partake or?

No, Amsterdam relies on tourists. Hookers don't expect repeat customers and it shows in their service level. €50 for a rushed 15 min mechanical session. I heard there are brothels any that would probably be much better. Probably require some internet research to find a good one.

Amsterdam is basically a rip off tourist trap. Germany however...

Owo??

where in germany? and what about prices?

That is similar to my game plan. For the first few days I plan on hiring one that speaks at least decent English to be my personal travel guide, translator, and BJ alarm clock.

Oral without

I appreciate this post

I live in Germany. Still on the fence whether I want to give it a go. From what I hear most hookers here are from eastern Europe, which isn't a plus as far as I'm concerned. I don't like condoms, don't want to catch STDs and I'm wary about going to hookers in Berlin, since like 90% of gambling dens (and whorehouses, too, I guess) belongs to some Arab clans. Should I not give a fuck, should I find some Asian "massage" parlor or should I find hookers in a smaller city? Also what should I expect to pay if I don't want to regret the whole thing.

Germany does it the best.

All major cities have FKK Sauna clubs.

You pay about €50-80 entry for the day. You get access to the full club(sauna, hot tub, porn theater, ping pong table, full buffet...)

You check in, get a robe and locker. Then it's up to you.

All the girls are fully nude. No hidden surprises. Prices are standardized, generally $50 for 30 min with bj sex and kissing included. Can negotiate for extras.

Stay all day and fuck as much as you want.

Do some research for the best ones

Depends on many factors but yes, that is preferred

Don't get it...

>manlet?
>giant woman?
>mods?

Nearly all forms of organised prostitution have some sort of connection to the underworld. At the end of the day, if you aren't a complete moron, you should be fine.

that's good plan. But for my net trip i will stay just in Pattaya. Fuck as much as I can and do diving course
Also having preety, obedient fucktoy is best feeling ever

What a great idea, why aren't these clubs in every city of every country. What a dream..

I plan to skip bkk and go straight to Pattaya but if I'm flying halfway across the country I want to do more than fuck as many hot girls as possible. I want to see some of the non tourist parts as well. Might as well get a tour guide/ translator and in Thailand, why not ge one that will suck you off on command as well...

*halfway across the world

I agree, that being said I would probably be broke and homeless really quick if those existed around here

Yeah baby, HONG KONG!

Have spent may enjoyable times at HK

>Hooker wise, most are single mothers trying to make enough to support their family's

These are the best. Desperate and worn down. I've had a few 'sugar babies' over the years, I'd catch them in their mid-twenties after life had worn theme down. Made things much easier (and cheaper).

that's what i did. Skydiving, scuba-diving, riding on motorbike thru te jungle, visiting the temples etc. And fucking girls at night.
Also don't fall in love in Thai girls, they just want the money. Got numbers from several girls, when I got back home all within one week asked for money for rent, sick parents/sister etc. They are lying whores

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Same with in TJ. My mother is sick, my father needs surgery... Once the see the $$$ flow they want to keep it coming.

Who was that wise man that did "you can't turn a whore into a housewife"...

Mongerer of 6 years here. Been with over 100 girls. Haven't had a single STI. Nothing. Not once. Don't be a dumbass, always used condoms, and don't fuck sketchy methheads and you'll be fine.

maybe if you will take her home with you. but thats retarded

Funny, I have like 5 girls I talk to and none of them have ever asked for money or even mentioned anything like that. Granted, they're all Eastern European, though.

I am talking about thai girls.

Yeah, could well be a cultural thing. My girls just chat and occasionally send me pics.

10/10 on the toothless tina bit

tom?

I somewhat agree about Amsterdam. There are some very good girls in the red light district, though. They're just harder to find. Many of them are in the smaller districts in Singel and De Pijp, but even De Wallen has a bunch.

There's a site called hookers.nl that reviews window girls, though it's all in Dutch. I'm in Amsterdam frequently enough that I've built a list of really good girls.

Basically, my advice for Amsterdam: always interview girls before you go in. Ask what you get for your money and be specific about what you want. Chat a little, gauge her reactions. If she seems impatient, or just blindly says yes to anything, or seems annoyed or overly businesslike, you'll probably have a bad time. If she seems warm and welcoming and relaxed and gives honest, reasonable answers to your questions, you'll probably have fun.

Remember, some of the locals do fuck the girls too and there are a lot of repeat tourists. Some girls so rely on regulars for their business.

Bump

bump for what? you waiting on something?

More discussion. It's an interesting thread.

Tom who?

>Basically, my advice for Amsterdam: always interview girls before you go in. Ask what you get for your money and be specific about what you want. Chat a little, gauge her reactions. If she seems impatient, or just blindly says yes to anything, or seems annoyed or overly businesslike, you'll probably have a bad time. If she seems warm and welcoming and relaxed and gives honest, reasonable answers to your questions, you'll probably have fun.


Damn it's a shame we can't do anything like that in the states, because all of the above holds true. You can do it to a certain extent by phone, but most of them want to text/kik.

Yeah, you probably shouldn't discuss specifics here even over kik/text, since if it's a cop, you're incriminating yourself. Most girls won't answer texts with specifics like that for the same reason.

Amsterdam, it's super chill, you just walk up to the door, they open it, you chat a bit, and if she gives you good signs, you go in, if not, you just politely decline and go try a different girl. I love the convenience and accessibility of it all.

Is Amsterdam expensive place to stay? Flight tickets are kinda cheap, and what can you do there beside smoking and fucking?
And every country should have convenient and easily accessible prostitution.
And anyone have any experience wih SEA beside Thailand?

I don't doubt that you can have a positive experience with the window girls in Amsterdam. And the girls are fucking hot.

My opinion is the window set up makes it harder to get a good feel for how the girl will be in the room.

In a bar situation you can talk to the girls and get a better feel.

My first hooker experience was with a window girl in Antwerp Belgium.

The bar set up in TJ has led to much better times.

Pic related: the windows in Antwerp

Hotels are usually fairly expensive, but it depends what time of year and where you stay. I like to go early spring or early winter/late fall. Less crowded, hotels are cheaper and the weather's not too bad. I like to stay in Centrum because you're like a 10 minute walk from the main RLD in De Wallen, but it is a bit more expensive.

Tons to do. Good food, lots of museums, boat tours, great bar scene, great shopping if that's your thing, nice parks, of course the smoking and fucking, there's something for everyone, you won't get bored.

Yeah, the bar definitely does give you an opportunity to get to know the girls a bit better, at least in theory, as opposed to just chatting at a window for a couple minutes. You do get a feel for it, though, as you become familiar with the scene, and as you find good girls, you can ask for their info.

I haven't been ripped off in Amsterdam in years, and if I can't find any girls that don't trigger my rip off alarm, I can always go visit one of my regulars.

How is Hong Kong compered to Thailand?

How effective are condoms in reality? I always hear mixed opinions on effectiveness. What about getting a bbbj? You can still catch std and aids from that right?

What your saying makes sense. Once you get the feel of the way things work you can watch for the positive and negative ques. I don't have as much experience with the window scene, only once. A quick chat outside the window seems too short to get a good feel. That being said, even experienced mongers get burned in it bar scene from time to time.

Hong Kong in China or HK club in Tijuana?

these places are awesome. i've been to one in dusseldorf some time ago. everything was clean and the girls looked like models. they give you comfy as fuck bathrobes to wear, the ability to shower, food included in the entry price so you can stay all day and don't have to change clothes to go out to eat

fucked 3 girls and inbetween went to the theater to watch a movie, played pool with naked ladies, went for a swim and sat at the bar getting pissed

all this for about €270 including drinks.. here at home it's €50 to fuck a b-class prostitute on a smelly matress for 15 minutes

Not AIDS but others like Herps and hpv

In China

They've been pretty effective for me thus far. BBBJ, I don't do that often but it's not a big risk, really. HIV can't be transmitted through saliva, so you'd only be at risk if she had a cut in her mouth, and even then, transmission rates between men and women are very, very low.

In general, blowjobs are pretty low risk. Almost everything you can get from a blowjob is curable, and herpes is almost a negligible risk unless she has visible oral herpes sores (in which case, you'd presumably not fuck her).

topkek

Never been to China but heard the scene is shit, especially if you don't speak the language.

Pattaya is basically an entire city that is one big open air brothel