It has always been a dream of mine to play for a club like Shangai

>It has always been a dream of mine to play for a club like Shangai

Really makes you think

wew

>It has always been a dream of mine to make a shitload of cash playing in a league where I will look like a God among men.

who could blame him

Why don't you post more often my uncommon friend?

Im not that good at shitposting, still learning lad

Seriously, what do you do for fun in Bolivia?

They complain about Chileans blocking their access to the Pacific.

>further my career
>such a prestige club
>I'm not moving for the money

Vidya, Drink, Clubbing, Traveling.. the usual stuff?
Yeah right thats what low income people here usually do, politics bs desu I know Chileans are bros and I hope they understand there are not retarded people living in my country that are decent lads

>bolivia

they make cheap clothes in a hot basement

>paolo

don't know why but this post absolutely killed me

>I'm not moving for the money

>I'm not moving for the money

I love you, Bolivia!

BASED boivia

please post more lad

I like how the statement was all bullshit pretending that he moved for anything besides money, then at the end they just stop trying to beat around the bush and literally say it wasn't for the money.

no way this is real

I would have done the exact same thing if I was him tbqh

Only top 10 players wouldn't

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all third worlders posting here are part of the upper class, or at least that's what I like to believe.

It's fake you fucking aardvarks.

Cholita Women Fighting?
Going to the beach?
Chew cocaine leaves?

But seriously, what would you say?
>popularisation of football in china
>wife likes the culture
is what i would go with

wtf i love bolivia now?

I've just realised that bolivia has a traffic light flag

What about cocaine? What's it like in Bolivia? Heard it's the best

This nigga

top kek

Not really, I'm poor as fuck even by Argentine standards

lmao you sepoy faggot

a real Bolivian hates Chileans

Who else is /lifelong/ Shanghai Ching Chang FC?

holy shit

blue moon

I even got second hand embarassment from this.

exception to the rule i guess.

would ask your life story and how it led you to this new zealandic dressage irc, but don't really care.

Do you have Blue rays?

No, if I had one I'd be considered upper-middle class

Nah, you (or the guy I quoted if that's not you) suggested only a few people in the third world have internet access and know how to speak in English, which is false. It's the 21st century nigga, everyone has a phone with internet, even in the worst parts of Africa

Des becoming a sort of god for the fans of a shit team in a shit league doesn't bad, provided they pay well.

Yeah that was my thinking, you caught me.

niga mexicans in america can't even speak english

Says a lot about the American education system

>muh shekels

Disgusting.

this is that fake twitter account again isn't it

The state of the absolute cretins in this thread that believe it's a real quote

>when you remember there were Chelshit fans who actually rated this fraud above QTinho

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Coutinho:
>£75k/week
>zero titles (and will never win any if he stays in that shitty club)

Oscar:
>$400k/week
>multiple titles

Has a chinese team bought a big name defender? Or do they spend it all on attackers?

>Brazilian defenders

Good thing he's not even top 50

t. John Stones

Fuck off you Brazilian subhuman animal i hope trump nukes your entire useless country

>American Christmas spirit

>pepe
wew lad

>american 'banter'

surely you could get a decent job considering you speak two languages

all these nerds laughing at him when he's earning more in a week than you will in your whole life lmaoing @ your life nerds

Plus he has a 9/10 sister who likes to cuddle with him

Ah, yes. The famous Red Eagles.

Who can blame him really?

Because it's true.

not me
I literally eat only rice for whole 2 weeks

That's what eplel is about

>Since I was a young lad I have always dreamed of playing for Guangzhou Evergrande FC

JUST

BASED Alan

>this is quality comeback in america

He lied blatantly, but for the shitload of money he's getting I would even say that I had a dog named Shanghai

>oscar
>70m
wtf nice business for chelsea

Chelski BTFO

>red eagles
>tv
>brazil
>chinese league

is Oscar even trying

>70 million euroshekels for le scored twice against juve in 2012 man
Do Chinese even try to negotiate? And they say the chinks will dominate the world economically lmaooo

>more in a week than you will in your whole life
lel no

But yes, he will make a hell of a lot more money than I do for a while, until the Chinese guy bankrolling it says "nah, I don't feel like paying you any more" or "I have offended the government and now my business has been taken away so I can't pay you any more" and he is left hanging, just like Drogba and Anelka were in Shanghai.

Do you even "money laundering"?

>for a while
Yeah, an entire life while. Kek.

If he is making $500,000 a week and someone works for 40 years then they'd have to average making less than $12,500 per year to not earn in a lifetime what he earns in a week.

If you're going to try to be a smartass, then the details are important.

And, like I said, the Chinese do not honour contracts very well in general and there's no way that they will honour this one throughout. It'll be Drogba & Anelka at Shenhua all over again.

Seriously, did they pay him more for this blatant lie of a statement or is it part of his contract?

>People attacking the Chinesr because the have Chinky eyes and are animals, as opposed to how EPL ruined football the last 20 years, bunch of inbred football fans and only reason EPL was tolerated is because they speak English

I think this too familamilam, even from places like bolivia I asume they are 1 of the 50 or so whites over there.

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Bolivians are bro-tier

Fuck your president doe

You mean Boca fans?

Well said