what is dead may never die (again)
Eternal /got/ general
Thank God it's not a Euron post
WHAT IS DREAD MAY NEVER DRY
mods are asleep post soph
Where my /got/ bros at?
I only have one picture. Need more for my collection
Can't believe people let 60+ posts go to waste
I want her to be my grandma, she can berate me for being pathetic. Even while accepting my homosex.
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Not fit to breed not fit to lead
Not fit to be bred, not fit to be wed.
Down with the False King Bran, down with the False Queen Danaerys, their lines are dead ends
Between books and show, only three girls are fit for marriage to Jon Starkgaryen, prove me wrong.
Dany
Yara
Sansa
Val, Margaery and Arya posters need not apply, Val doesn't exist in the show, Margaery's dead in the show, Arya's like 12 in the books and hasn't hit puberty.
You want more SOph?
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Azor Bran
Mah favs
Hail to the one true King
What happened to the blue-haired kid who travels along the river with the Imp?
He got the blues
Whom would you wineboard from GoT?
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He is no king of mine.
There's only one king I mean to bend my knee to, JON STARKGARYEN
You must be fun at parties
When brienne comes back, will she chastise Sansa for trusting Littlefinger over her own brother, or just go along with it since she's sworn to Sansa?
What dishonorable act could Sansa ask of her to break the vow Brienne made to her and her mother?
>Yara
>wasting master race Ice + Fire genes on an a retarded Iron nigger
In the books Renly & LF were buddies actually
Sup Forumstard detected
In the book Renly was a scumbag. D&D however were Renly fanboys and so white washed him completely (with the exception of making him a total stereotype)
He took Storm End. Probably going to take the throne. Cersei has stolen his role in the show.
Iron niggers are the scum of Westeros, the world would be better off if they catapulted all the supply of wildfire left into those shit stained islands
Well in the show, Littlefinger's an obvious scumbag and creep and everyone knows it but ally with him anyway.
And so Renly doesn't trust him, which should mean Brienne shouldn't trust him either, especially after he sold Sansa to the Boltons, and kept Brienne from serving her or getting her out before he could sell her to the Boltons.
I heard you faggots aren't praising your God. Do you fucking want another flood?
MORE FUCKING soPH
Most houses in the iron island just want to grow food and live peacefully. It's the greyjoys and the captains that are the trouble. Not to mention Farwynds are the most based house in Westeros
It's all good and well, but what do niggers have to do with that?
GYLBERT KING
I praise him every day. Sometimes three or four times a night.
Say what? I thought by the end of the book they were ready to ship off to Westeros.
If he'd marry all 3 then they could have amazing orgies.
That user got lost on the way to Sup Forums.
Ironborn act like niggers. Their culture revolves around stealing. Just look at Milwaukee.
>just look at all the Sup Forumstards, they all have the IQ of a leggings
oh for fucks sake GTFO
It's in the Arienne preview chapter from TWOW. Aegon holds Storms End.
D&D having Arya mention sailing across the Sunset Sea is foreshadowing something right?
Like either she, the Starks or the survivors of the War for the Dawn will sail away cause Westeros is fucked.
Well that or Euron will boast about having sailed all the way West since D&D had Jorah sail through Valyria with no problem
It would be weird though, because initially she was headed north to the wall to meet Jon? I mean when she was travelling with the Hound.
posting bran to save this terrible thread
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That is not really an improvement
thank you Uncle Benjen
Well it's always good to have dreams, just cause she wants to go to Jon or the rest of her family right now doesn't mean she can't eventually decide to set sail and maybe even bring Jon or whoever else along, unless she's planning to stick by Jon forever.
Why are you so fucking stupid? The Ironborn are comparable to the Vikings. Please take your ignorant and hateful racist vitriol back to your containment board.
you are embarrassing yourself, best course of action for you would be to just shut up
Vikings were niggers too
The only thing embarrassing is a couple of newfags that are offended by words even though we have been calling them Ironniggers for years.
it's not funny, I can assure you
0/10
Stop trying to destroy our culture you thin skinned faggot
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>culture
are 13? grow up dude
I don't recall seeing that ever. Must be just you.
Dany would probably be down for it judging by the books, up for anal, ass to mouth and cleaning his cock between girls and other holes too.
Yara would definitely be into it judging by the show.
Sansa would be too much of a prude though, get jealous, start crying or complaining and ruin the mood, only want baby making sex and more one on one intimate positions.
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This
Ironbabbies need to fuck off right away
Could Dany's technique(s) make Jon forget all about Ygritte?
No I'm not a child but since you are let me explain. I've seen boards completely ruined by homos like you who will ruin our fun because you have to bitch every time something triggers your faggotry.
/got/ is a blue collar working class board for people who happen to like ASOIAF. Some of us work hard and when we get home we like to relax with a drink and post about our favorite characters such as Stannis, Jon, Bran, Sansa and Maisie Williams. We don't want to worry about what some nu male queer has to say about us using scary evil words on the Internet. But if you are easily triggered I would suggest avoiding Sup Forums as a whole, not just /got/.
Wineboarding Cercie would be fun but not enough. I hate rape so much. It truly disgusts me. I consider it a worse crime than murder as murder is sometimes justifiable. All that said, Cercei truly deserves to be raped to death by Ironborn.
My only regret when Ramsay died was that he didn't get his mitts on Cercei first.
Lena is a goddess of an actress to make me feel so much loathing.
The only thing that beats fucking a redhead is fucking a kinky redhead who lets you put it wherever, whenever, however you want
So she'll have to dye her hair.
classy, very classy
"dey ruined da boards coz I can't say the nigga word, boohoo, that was the only thing in my sad lonely life that brought me happiness"
All's I'm saying is that Bran is just better than every other character by a huge margin.
>unironically posting shit like this in response to the other post
Pathetic.
That is objectively true.
Fuck off you thinskin jiggaboo
Except we can say nigger here so if it bothers you then go home
wtf i want to buttf*ck maisie now
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>/got/ is a blue collar working class board for people who happen to like ASOIAF. Some of us work hard and when we get home we like to relax with a drink and post about our favorite characters such as Stannis, Jon, Bran, Sansa and Maisie Williams.
Nigga plz. I'm upper class, cosmopolitan, smoke top shelf dank, and post about my nigga /Swagrobin/.
I look down on peasants such as yourself.
sauce?
Except people can call you out for saying dumb shit, too. If it bothers you then go home.
Since it seems to always drum up some discussion.
What are the arguments for or against Sansa teaming up with Littlefinger post season 6?
Bran
this, tbqhwy
filler shit, not relevant to the plot. that's why d&d cut it
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Sophie
who /branandjonareequallyshitandneithershouldbeKitN/ here?
ciansafags everybody
back to t*mblr
don't care, but the facts are the facts
bran can't be king, ever.
not fit to breed, not fit to lead. as simple as that.
nigger
Why do you find Jon boring?
How the fuck did some kid, JonCon, and like 3 minor Lords take over Storm's End?
because someone who can do literally anything with no lasting consequences is boring.
Attack 5k+ soldiers with a ragtag army of like 2-3k? Wins (because LF)
Rush into 5 thousands men by himself to save Rickon? Survive.
Gets in bad with all his officer and they kill him? Survive. Also frees him from his vows so he can become a king. Even dying made him more powerful.
There's nothing interesting about a character that always wins and always survive (even when he dies), especially if it's not because of his fighting skills or his clever mind, but only because everything around him makes him win despite the odds ( LF, Melisandre, etc.. ).
I guess I could just say "Boring mary sue" but here's a bit more meat around the bone I guess.
And if he's Azor Ahai it just makes him even worse, same reasons, someone being special not by earning it, just because he was born that way/destined to be.
The northern story being shit and full of plot holes/character inconsistencies from everyone in his "team" doesn't help. The only redeeming thing in his arc is the action packed battle scenes, but I don't really care about that. I'd rather have a good story with compelling characters.
>"i'm taking the black"
what did he mean by this ?
???
I don't know, probably with the 10k men in the black company plus a few others, archer divisions, elephants and shit?
Storm's end was not defended.
Stannis has a couple thousand with him and he was desperate for men, how many did you think he left at SE?
There was probably like 300 archers left or something, and it probably took Stannis much effort to leave "that many".
Cersei did nothing wrong though
>There's nothing interesting about a character that always wins and always survive
that wasn't jon character for four seasons. only from season 6 he started winning, but I wouldn't even call it that. his brother rickon died, how is that a win?
Really makes you think
So was he not boring prior to season 6?
I don't know man it doesn't take much to hold a castle.
>OI OPEN UP YA CUNTS
>no
Because Rickon will never be mentioned again (or just a couple words that means nothing to remind us this is so very sad). And just about no one gives a fuck about him anyway.
If S7 was about an emotional-driven character story with Jon reflecting on his brother's death and all that, I'd grant you a point. But it won't be that, it will just be Jon's ruling and stuff.
Rickon's death won't show anything/affect anything in S7+ Jon's story. It's a non-event.
But now Jon is king, THIS is a big event, this is what will matter from this point on.
(cont)
Basically, compare Jon's situation to Jaime's.
Jaime is a thousand time the fighter Jon is, but when he rushed into a dozen men to kill Robb Stark, what happened? He got captured. This affected not only Jaime's story, but the ENTIRE story as well.
When he escaped and then went full retard and fought Brienne for fun? He got captured again and got his hand chopped off. This STILL affect his story even now. This will affect it for the rest of his life, nothing will ever be the same for Jaime, everything is worse than it was. (well on the show he still kinda fights dornishmen because fuck the plot making sense, but still, he's not the warrior he was. And in the books he just plain sucks).
He suffers massive consequences for his actions.
Jon? He behaves like a retard just like Jaime did. Consequences? He wins a battle and is crowned King in the north. All that after melly rez'ed him up too, negating the only negative consequence he got.
If Jaime had a jon-like plot the dornishmen he killed would just happen to carry a spell book on how to grow your hand back so he could become a god-tier warrior again.
>Bran > Robb > Rickon > Arya > Salsa >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the bastard
Jon>>>>>>>>Arya>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Tullyfuckingshits
10k+ against 300?
Ned said that 100 men on the walls are worth 1000 the other side, but even with these numbers they're still outnumbered by 7000 effective men.
Plus they were being sieged already when Aegon attacked. They might have lost men against the Tyrell forces and stuff.
Now this is the real interesting thing imho. What happened with the siege force? It was just a token force, but what did happen? Did they talk? Are Tyrells aware of Aegon now? ARe Tyrell WITH aegon now?