My wife is about to give birth to a baby boy

My wife is about to give birth to a baby boy.

Trips names the baby.

Skeletor

rr

Dick Butt [whatever your surname is]

Jaqual Jaquanson

Cum whore

Elliot Rodger

Kekpop

Adolf

Toppest kek

biglad

cumslut

Also shit, think them lips are loose AF now. Wait til afterward

nigger breaker the 3rd

ruiner of vaginal

Nate Higgers

or Mike Hunt

Hitler

uglymom

Sharkbait

Le meme man xDDDD

Niggerfaggot

Rolling for this.

Crippling depression

bigmac butt

roll

dylan klebold

Tyrone Jr

Name him:
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

schoolie mcschoolface

Dylann Roof

nigger faggot

Adolf

I AM GAY BOI

Sama-chan desu

Ketsu Khan

Chad

Leroy jenkins

so close..but go back to tumblr

Pepe

Rerolling

vaginated

PussyStretcher Magee

Faggot

Ted Bundy

Media kike

Re rolling for Nate higgers

Niggerfaggot Jr.

Adolf Hitler

'Baby McBabyFace'

Rolling again

kek

old pasta is old

M00t

Billy

Niggnog

Cock Monger

Dick Butt

Roll3

Donald

Mr poopy butthole

I am so glad I will never have to squeeze out a fucking baby. I’ll just make some hot girl pregnant and let her to the job oh yeah

LaQuan Tyrel Jefferson the 3rd

roll

Stalin

FaggotNines

Harambe

Hannah

pantson fire

nyehhhhh~

jailbait

Dante Q-Peppers

Jewsdid711

Roll

Barack

Josh

mayonnaise

Uvuvuvuewuweuwue Ossas

Failed abortion

Cunt

Mc'Cockster O'Cummy

Nova

Nathan

worldstar

bill-bob mcpants

Pepe the frog

Onefaggot

Gape Horn

Rulling

Charlie

James Smith

rolling for this

Lolita Con [Surname]

Neo

Tyrone

Nick-Guyre Dickinson

Stretch

L'chaim Sheckelberg

Chin-chin

Thomas

Amin yashed (your last name).