When i cum, i lose all muscle control over my body, i cannot bust standing up, i will fall over. Is this normal...

When i cum, i lose all muscle control over my body, i cannot bust standing up, i will fall over. Is this normal? wtf is wrong with me?

You might have poonarnee in your hoonarnee?

your a faggot

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I will never give a girl a facial

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When I cum, I scream "Pussy is my Jesus" at the top of my lungs.

Sounds like you're a woman user

Its called an orgasm

no it's not, you probably have prostate cancer, put a finger in your ass to check, faggot

You're just a weak little bitch. Nothing can really be done about it. You just have to live with your condition.

My orgasms are really intense tbh

webm or didn't happen

on the bright side, my dick is bigger than average

That sounds great, actually. When I was a yougin (10 or 12) I couldn't walk right for a few hours after fapping.

I barely feel anything from orgasms anymore, tbh

you know thats actually a trap, from paraguay


right?

Its not, i was doing my gf doggy style, i felt a wave of pleasure and fell over jizzing all over my fucking bedsheets.
I think i masturbate way to much, pretty much everyday.

Honestly, sounds like you have low blood pressure or you're a hypochondriac.

and?

its real tho, all i want to do is jizz all over a bitches face and i cant

Yeah, then you probably have really low blood pressure. Get it checked for free at a place like Walmart and if it's fucked, go to a doctor.

So are mine. I've injured myself multiple times. I don't lose all muscle control though.

my gf jerked me off in the shower one day, i ate shit and almost broke my neck

OP, go see a neurologist.

Sometimes I'll get heart palpitations after jerking off. Only when I'm sober though. If I have a nice buzz going, I'll never get them.

Gunna see a docter but where do i go if i dont have insurance

Don't go to a specialist until you see a GP. Then again, I guess if you're not American, you can do that.

>Be American
>Go to specialist
>They make follow up appointment for a test with no real info given
>Thanks, that'll be $3,000

lol I'm telling you it's probably all in your head but you might have low blood pressure. Anxiety can really fuck with you and make you think there's something seriously wrong.

its not anxiety this has been going on for 20 years

Do you hold your breath not knowing you're doing it during?

Well a friend of mine had nosebleeds when he came...

I never really thought about it... I guess but thats less than 10 seconds

can you piss around other people (shy bladder?)
>you might be a bitch

i piss in the toilet, urinals get piss all over your legs fucking disgusting

Don't listen to these fuckers. It is a tell tale sign you have better orgasms than most others, it is a godsend, embrace it and try to enhance it.

sometimes user gives good advice

or just go to the fucking doctor you fucking retard idiot