Wwyd if you were in the bathroom at a club taking a piss, and this guy walked up behind you, unzipped...

wwyd if you were in the bathroom at a club taking a piss, and this guy walked up behind you, unzipped, and started pissing against the back of your legs?

push the fucker and knock his shit in

let's hope he likes being raped

I'd be fuckin' amazed because I pee sitting down.
Also I flip my balls above the penis so they don't get dribbled on.

nice roidbelly dickhead

Reach back and start stroking his cock

Destroy him.

thats the belly from drinking 12+ beers a night

What kind of question is that?!

This is the obvious answer.

Tren? d-bol? Deca?

mirin your lats and neck, I have a thick neck from jerking off with a belt around my neck

I'd cuck for him so hard, he'd take me as his girlfriend.

I'd internet tough guy him so hard, I'd take him as my girlfriend.


Can we move on now?

Punch to the throat then a left hook on his jaw

After the random hobo that is hiding in a stall yells
>FINISH HIM! TADA-DAAAAAAAA

I'll just finish taking a whizz in his open mouth

>implying I go outside

I'm not 15, is this what an intimidating guy is supposed to look like these days? He'd struggle to fight his way out of a wet paper bag.

instant boner

Literal cringe

With your cock, faggot.

post shirt off and flex, my money is still on roidbelly

Are you implying this moderately fit lanklet knows at all how to fight?

Beat the shit out of him? What a dumb question. Muscles don't mean shit if you don't know how to fight.

Looks like a fat guy that was granted one wish and he chose biceps.

I would pull my pants down, bend over and let him stick it in my oh so tender anus.

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Fucktard, this thread is a joke, my answer was a joke

Deal with it potato

quads is a faggot

Don't start crying.

U ok m8?

Are you 4 feet tall?

i always carry with myself a butterfly knife. (live in a weird area)

so yea in case he gets dumb stab him on the side just to ffrighten him and obviously run

Mmmmmm quads

turn 360 degrees and walk away

>Turn mid piss
>Start to piss on his leg
>Look him directly in the eyes
>Not a single word spoken
When confronted with a socially abstract situation. One must partake in order to assert dominance. He is peeing on your leg because he thinks that you'll react in a way that he can beat you in (violence). No, you must play the unsteady hand he has dealt and take what is rightfully yours.

nice b8 m8

ask the club security to throw him out for disturbing a customer.

that's reasonable

6 foot

me too

>knows its a joke thread
>posts tough guy jokeless response
>Gets called cringy
>cries about it

Make him slurp up his piss.

I have to agree as well.

Yeah I got fuckin quads. Show me some tits faggots

i nose exhaled nice comment xd

For real straight fags, don't entertsin this homo faggot. He wants to get off to his sick fantasy based on our comments about the guy in the pic.
Pathetic homo scum, go masturbate silenty in ypur room.

lol thats illegal u idiot

I love the mentality of you morons

I'd fight him
>Yeah right tough guy faggot

I'd probably take it because I doubt I could win in a fight
>That's right you beta cuck take it like the bitch you are

Mule kick to the balls assuming he's tall enough.

he gets off on violence and funny comments?

horse kick him in cock.
turn around as he grabs nuts and falls to knees.
rear naked choke, hold till he passes out.
hog tie
rifle through wallet.
stomp on his fucking face.

you look like Beavis on steroids fam

I would turn straight around without a word or hesitation and give him one across his jaw. I'll keep my dick out pissing for good measure.

Assuming his dick is out I'd probably try to turn and knee him in the dick as hard as I can, maybe try to punch him in the face afterwards. I'm not very strong but I would rather get my ass kicked than to let something like that go.

In that situation, you need to seriously be prepared to grab another guy's dick. Grab it and yank as hard as you can. Dick and balls separately and in different directions. No amount of muscle is gonna power through that kind of pain

Tren and Deca are both Nor-testosterone analogues which are progesteronic. You have to be careful stacking the two cause it can really fuck with your balls. I love tren though.

you ever gone 3 weeks without a hair cut? aahaha fucking hair grows fast.

It's legal where I live. Kansas even allows for switchblades.

Probably get the security of the club? Or call the police because that is most definitely illegal

lmfao i really laughed

The most effective thing would probably be to donkey kick straight at his knees

Ha I was just about to reply with the same shit. Even if he wrecks me, I couldn't let it go

now this makes me cringe (not the guy you faggots are responding to)

this just got me rock hard

id call him a fag. i mean look at his face. fucking faggot lmao. hipster bitch

ok

Suck his dick. That is one sexy fella. Plus his winky is already out.

I am seriously dying with your comments hahaha

Well, I guess I'm about to lose a fight cause I'm not going to take that shit.

Can confirm. Legal in smaller counties in Oklahoma and Texas as well.

explain why this makes you cringe

Turn around, make direct eye contact, and return fire.

we're all cringing at you

turn around
cup hands
catch urine
throw into the air so everyone gets some

Lose my shit and choke him to death, I have ego problems when it comes to such irrationality