Just matched this babe. How should I open up

Just matched this babe. How should I open up

Dubs decides

"r u real"

How bigs your cock?

ohhh trips

How about "hey"? Or should I be realistic?

Do u like anime?

A girl that skinny who likes baking yeah fucking right learn when you being catfished son

100% a bot

Nice

She must not get stressed

Here's another since the other is slow to respond

Hi, who is this and how did you get my number

How much for an hour?

i can almost look into your vagina already

What about this one haha

>Need someone tall and funny to take me out to dinner.

Goddamn, why are girls so fucking up themselves.

Just say "nigger! please

this girl is just a bitch, not all girls are like this, there is still hope

Under 6 ft. manlet detected.

reroll

truly a prophet

White Knight detected

roll

Does she mean bake like smoke a joint, or bake like cookies? Cuz if it's the second one she must be bulimic or something.

Immediately blast them with a flurry of dick pics. Not your just random cocks. Different sizes and colors. Then claim them all as yours.

I thought she meant weed.

Are you a school? Because I'd love to shoot some kids up inside of you.

nah just a girl who is not like that

Loved you in the new ghostbusters

>shareka
i swear some black parents spin a fucking 2-3 part wheel to come up with these names wtf

Girl detected

rip

yes exactly

if i ever get a pet bird i'd teach it to say, "Help! They've turned me into a bird!"

hahahahaaha smh

OP is not a faggot for once.

>not all girls

Beep Boop I am the robot.

yeah just said that that girl was a bitch, so some girls are yeah

There are no girls on the internet, also send nudes.

does your pussy smell a lot

Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them

kek winrar

"I eat baked good when I'm stressed, we seem like a perfect pair"

All hail Chief Sosa

I stress when I'm baked

bang bang

Trips for my nigga keef gang gang

How big is your cock?

Funny.

my guess, "bake" means
exposing herself to UV radiation, to damage her skin and make her more attractive to BBC.

e.g.
exactly what she's doing in this picture.

OP: tell her she needs to see a dermatologist about that mole

Uhh that was clearly tongue-in-cheek you fucking autist

Tits or GTFO

ask her opinion on mutual assplay