Some people fold pizza "hotdog style."

Some people fold pizza "hotdog style."

I want to see a pizza that is folded "hamburger style."

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Shine on, you crazy diamond...

*eye roll*

12 year old autist...

sage

I looked online but I couldn't find any.
I don't have any pizza to photograph myself.

Like this.

Guy I work with eats pizza somewhat the way you're asking for. Takes one slice, dumps half a packet of ranch on it, takes another slice and puts it upside down on top of the first.

Fat fuck then proceeds to drip ranch dressing everywhere as he shoves it all into his fat fucking face.

That's fucking disgusting. I'm a fat guy and that makes even me a little sick to my stomach.

Man, that sounds rough.
Do you work at the pizza store?

Auto repair shop.

It's even worse because he doesn't see the need to wash his hands between working on a vehicle and eating.

start with the muffin, slowly work your way up to the calzone

God damn he sounds nasty.
Have any pics??

Holy shit that is perfect for my office setting where everyone brings cupcakes to our weekly meetings and I always end up with frosting on my nose.

Some fat, food fetishizing motherfucklers ITT-

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Unfortunately no. Just picture your typical 300 lb neckbeard wearing a blue work shirt with a name patch on it, black pants, black work boots, hair that probably hasn't seen a shower in weeks and we can't fucking say anything or even suggest he get his shit together thanks to company HR sensitivity bullshit.

I'm much more fit that you.

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I'm a skinny guy and I shovel food in my mouth often.

Today I was just cramming chicken nuggets and bbq sauce and french fries and honey and HiC orange and a cheeseburger into my face. S'just how I roll.

That ranch dressing pizza sandwich is some nasty shit tho.

That's hotdog dumbass

Looks like everyone likes to turn two slices into some kind of taco.
I prefer to eat it like a sandwich too, OP. Cleanest way of holding a pizza.

I think it looks more like a pizza taco.

Uh Huh...

This is a fish taco. I like to put ranch dressing on it.

Is that kielbasa?
Also thats hotdog.

chicken nuggets
bbq sauce
french fries
>honey
HiC orange
cheeseburger

>I always end up with frosting on my nose.

... here's how to avoid milk on your fingers.

american ingenuity right there.

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man that fish looks like roast beef tho

just living the dream

this fancy nigga know how to eat oreos

fries and honey is bangin.

Bang. Ing.

yeah, and some other ass hat told me to make a grilled cheese with mayo instead of butter.

wtf

Yeah I don't know why they call it a fish taco.

Well, I do but I don't agree.

I just like that vagina

One fry dipped into honey isn't that wild and wasteful an experiment.

McD's has honey packs.

You can also dip the fry into a vanilla milkshake. But then I'd be some kind of fucked u Glutton like the guy who makes a cheeseburger pizza w/ ranch dressing.

And fuck that noise you know.

looks more like a burger made entirely out of flesh

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we live in a universe where you are dumb

it is a nice vagina.
it evoked a 2.4 on the boner scale.

you've got standards and i appreciate that.

It's the girls in the center.

She's my girlfriend. She's in canada tonite tho while I'm on Sup Forums on friday at night.

You are both savages, the honey should be dipping the nugget, not the fries.

but wtf is a curvature?

oh snap my boner just went to a 6.

Get calzone pizza you retard

dude thats totally fucking different and you know it!

methinks somebody needs a hug

No the McNugget goes in BBQ or sweet and sour-

Fries go in honey.

You could dip the McNugget in honey and THEN BBQ, but thas some bobo shit.

burger style is used when the cheese is sliding off the tip like a rotting dick

I guess no one has ever done it before : [

I'm going to order a pizza and fold it in half hamburger style and post the picture.

it will be the first ever.

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piza

Don't you mean a stromboli?

I work in a pizza joint and can confirm that a calzone is just a small pizza with extra ricotta folded over into a pouch and crimped at the edges with sauce on the side. With better sauce distribution and more toppings than your usual pizza. it is the superior pizza folded hamburger style.

kowabunga dude

>ricotta

wtf you talkin bout lazagna pockets

man that naruto

You mean a turnover of sorts, with mozarella and other meats, possibly ground beef?

yeah man!
just less turnt

pizza or pussy or both

>You can only put one kind of cheese on a pizza/stromboli/calzone

When I think lasagna I don't think ricotta first, I think about the iconic noddle style.
Take your cheese autsim somewhere else

eat the pussy - fuck the pizza
jizz on both

... or ...

man, you're a cool dude.

interesting

>not eating with grease covered hands
Are you gay?

>iconic noodle style

haha, man you're gay!

>implying I don't know 'zones because I destroy twink boipussi on Grindr
Your point?

good point.
pounding butt holes must give you a lot of insight into alternative pizza lifestyles

you guys obviously nrver tried fried pizza.
google for "pizza fritta", that's the italian for it.

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nnngh

GOD DAMNIT THATS A HOT POCKET AND YOU KNOW IT!!!!

Well, that is how I picture user.

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ITDS HABBENING

nope good sir.
itafag here, was eating it 2 weeks ago. we don't have hot pockets here, but sure it looks close

also it's perfectly acceptable to cut it in 4 and pick it up with your (washed) hands.
I know a godly pizzeria in Palo Alto that could make those probably

please fold one of those slices hamburger style.

you mean cutting it in half and placing it upside down over the other half?
it's really like the hotdog style except you can't keep the toppings together. not worth it probably