Alden Ehrenreich. This faggot Jew will be the new Han, or is it HAND, Solo.
IS Sup Forums EVER WRONG ABOUT THE JEW?
Ehrenreich was born to Sari and Mark Ehrenreich, both Jews. He is from a Jewish family (from Austria, Hungary, Russia, and Poland), and was raised in Reconstructionist Judaism.
Nathan Lewis
harrison ford is a kike too, dipshit
Robert Stewart
Oy vey, could you give the Joo thing a rest for one night?
James Watson
and a real one too since it comes from is mother
Andrew Reyes
>Hollywood >not expecting peak kikery
Eli Perez
>5'8"
fucking manlet. Ford was 6'1" as Han Solo
This guy wouldve been a better pick
Jonathan Scott
>harrison ford is a kike too, dipshit
Never said he wasn't. But at least he's not a FAGGOT KIKE
Owen Foster
Sup Forums----->
Isaiah Turner
Thank God I grew up and don't concern myself with movies for children.
Anthony Garcia
He was great in Hail Caesar. I'm okay with this but I wasn't planning on giving them my money anyway.
Asher Kelly
I smoked weed with HF.
Bentley Thomas
the only reason they are hiring a manlet is because he is a shlomo
Charles Flores
Maybe they want to use a shorter guy to play jewbacca so they need han to be shorter too
John Watson
>Harrison Ford's a jew I came here to post this
But instead I'll post this:
>op is a fag
Camden Clark
>cast Peter Dinklage as Chewbacca >freak the fuck out and cast manlet as Han Solo to counter-balance
Hunter Anderson
The thing Sup Forums fails to realize (because they believe a 100 year old hoax about Jews), is that the important part about his linage to Hollywood, is not that he is a Jew. but that he is Hungarian.
Gabriel Miller
>harrison ford is a kike too, dipshit >Never said he wasn't. But at least he's not a FAGGOT KIKE >>Harrison Ford's a jew >I came here to post this >But instead I'll post this: >>op is a fag
Sure am. OldFag at that
Justin Johnson
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David Perry
Ehrenreich was discovered at a friend's bat mitzvah reception by Steven Spielberg, when Spielberg saw a short comedy featuring Ehrenreich.
Ehrenreich has described the comedic performance he gave in the movie as: "I ran around as a skinny little punk, trying on girls' clothes and eating dirt."
The meeting with Spielberg led to acting roles
Parker Foster
>watching the galactic Jew
Asher Allen
Pics nigger.
Easton Roberts
no, no it's not.
Are you aware that 5'8" is in the band of 'average', you know that Americans aren't generally over 5'9"... right?
Ryder Evans
Appearntly when he was 13 he did a "funny video" for a friend of his when she was having her bar mitzvah. Spielberg was in attendance and picked him out and coddled him to be an actor. Thus you have your new Han Solo.
William Gutierrez
>no, no it's not. >Are you aware that 5'8" is in the band of 'average', you know that Americans aren't generally over 5'9"... right?
Try again AusFag.
Avg American Male is 5'10"
Kevin Sanchez
>Appearntly when he was 13 he did a "funny video" for a friend of his when she was having her bar mitzvah. Spielberg was in attendance and picked him out and coddled him to be an actor. Thus you have your new Han Solo.
Apparently you didn't read the thread >Ehrenreich was discovered at a friend's bat mitzvah reception by Steven Spielberg, when Spielberg saw a short comedy featuring Ehrenreich. >Ehrenreich has described the comedic performance he gave in the movie as: "I ran around as a skinny little punk, trying on girls' clothes and eating dirt." >The meeting with Spielberg led to acting roles
Gabriel Harris
You've never been to Texas have you Manlet?
Mason Murphy
some Sup Forumslacks just have a sexual fetish for pointing out a when someone they don't like is a Jew. Maybe they get off to the idea that they are always getting cucked by Mordecai.
Landon Gomez
Fuck off nigger. I was typing before I read your gay post.
Brody Parker
gay jew here. That's the cutest gay jew they could find? man, i guess we really are all uggos.
William Sullivan
Also reform jew here. recinstructionists are literally atheists and you don't have to be THEIST to be jewish but you DO have to be agnostic. To me they aren't even jews.
Adrian Gonzalez
>Fuck off nigger. I was typing before I read your gay post.
Dude... It took you 4+ minutes to type 3 sentences.
Ok, Rakim
Tyler Parker
wow, 5'10", positively a tower. i am awestruck by the massive difference. wow. huge. immense.
Robert Lee
No pics. He was shooting film. We were smoking weed. He figured out what apartment we were in by counting floors then windows. Knocked on door and was let in to smoke bong hits while Numan vinyl played on hi-fi in fridge. Zero film talk as we were not sci-fi nerds. Totally un-Jewed Jew. PA was sent to fetch him. He came back a few more times. Probably appreciated the fact we couldn't care less about pop culture kino. This was in Maryland Staat.
Isaiah Johnson
>Also reform jew here. recinstructionists are literally atheists and you don't have to be THEIST to be jewish but you DO have to be agnostic. To me they aren't even jews.
Only Jew I'd ever even consider as a friend is a Messianic Jew. All others I never relax around.
Carson Butler
Um they are evangelistic. that's heretical....
Dominic Garcia
>tfw 6'4" >tfw not tall enough to be a freak but not short enough to be a manlet
Austin Russell
is that 6", lying down?
Logan Bennett
That's some weak bantz
Ryan Williams
>when Spielberg saw a short comedy featuring Ehrenreich.
I flew in premiere class from Las Vegas to the NY metropolitan with him as a child. He is a fucking creeper. Heavy faggot freak aura surrounded him.
Thomas James
>Um they are evangelistic. that's heretical....
Messianic Jews are the only sect that believe Jesus was The Messiah. ALL other sects believe he was just some guy; one who got what he deserved.
Sebastian Cooper
They believe he was a warlock deceiver.
Zachary Cook
>you don't have to be THEIST to be jewish but you DO have to be agnostic. To me they aren't even jews.
OK, Schlomo Shekelstein.
I have a picture of YOUR god in my wallet.
Alexander Cox
I think he was a good person who tried to to good things but he was not the messiah. I don't think he "got what he deserved".
Isaiah Lee
Um we don't know what Hashem looks like, we don't even know Hashem's name hence we call Hashem, Hashem, meaning, the name.
Cameron Baker
Warlock was awesome! But was Warlock Deceiver a band rebrand?
Luke Hernandez
..Bal'aam? Fuck off Juif.
Isaac Ross
300 million Amerikanische guns will be looking for you so very soon.
Lucas Cook
>we don't even know Hashem's name hence we call Hashem, Hashem, meaning, the name.
Exactly. You are afraid to give him a name. And why is this? There is power in a name. The last thing most Jews want is to give Power to Jesus.
We know you.
You reveal yourself with your actions.
Jack Morales
Harrison Ford is Jewish. What's your point faggot?
Ryan Jackson
Too specific to be false. That sounds dope as shit family.
Andrew Anderson
I'm a native Texan and I'm 5'6
Landon Walker
Sad day in Star Wars history...Anthony should have been picked.
Kayden Bennett
>Harrison Ford is Jewish. What's your point faggot?
wut?
Jace Lewis
You know as well as I the avg here is about 6'1
Alexander Watson
>shooting in Maryland that would have been when he was shooting Patriot Games, right? They supposedly shut down half a city to film a car chase on the real city streets
Chase Torres
If they just needed a faggot, I think Milo would have been a better choice.
Sebastian Cooper
The average hight for Texan male is 5'8".
look it up.
Hudson King
The real question is why the fuck are they doing a Han Solo movie at all? He really, really doesn't need one, the character is already as cool as can be and this will only serve to destroy the mystery and suave of him.
I wouldn't mind a movie starring Ford that delves into his adventure between the trilogies though.
Blake Brown
You know I'm really offended that they didn't cast a black woman to fill in the spot as Han Solo.
Jackson Fisher
There was an entire trilogy of Han Solo books written in the very early EU days (early 80's?) by a don't-tread-on-me-snekman I remember one of the books he was attacked and shot a guy with a holdout blaster and the corporate sector cops sent him to a prison planet because owning lethal self-defense items was illegal. Also there was an alien that looked like Big Bird from Sesame Street with a laser canon under its wing
Camden Howard
>gay black Israeli tribeswoman who don't need no missus.
Is that so much to ask?!
Brody Lee
>star wars is meant for children JEW JEW BINKS GTFO
Nicholas Fisher
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Connor Robinson
>Harrison Ford is Jewish. What's your point faggot?
Another retard to lazy and/or dumb to read the thread.
Austin Gonzalez
>Are you aware that 5'8" is in the band of 'average', you know that Americans aren't generally over 5'9"... right? >wow, 5'10", positively a tower. i am awestruck by the massive difference. wow. huge. immense. >is that 6", lying down? >The average hight for Texan male is 5'8". >look it up.
user Ausfag confirmed for height obsessed manlet.
Hey faggot, try hanging upside down for a wile. Maybe that will make you taller.