>enter bedroom
>see this
>wat do?
Enter bedroom
Ask her who the fuck she is and why she's in my house
Turn 360 degrees, walk away, call cops.
Bitch needs to leave, I've got sleeping to do. Lol
Misterbrate
Is it finally time for the thread OP?
yeah i think so. head to your laptop.
Get the bitch out of my fucking house and start playing vidya like the worthless piece of shit i am.
On my way. Make the thread!
Ask her what contractor she used to change my walls and Windows while I was at work because I fucks with that company real talk
>Does 360
>walks right back into room
>see her
>turn 1080 and walk away
don't you want to be a better man?
??
check for penis between thighs
Since when did they start letting NIGGERS on the internet.....?
ready?
Rip out his heart and feast on the soul trapped within
Why should i?
"You want it with or without a condom?"
or
"I'm gonna eat you out for trespassing."
Depends on my mood at the time.
don't you want to be happy?
marry her
Furiously rip my clothes off get on top of her and start pounding that delicious caramel pussy and suckle on those chocolate chip nipples! Mmmm mmm gooey mmmm chewy mmm
she's already married :,(
Get her addicted to my cock and make her my love slave
*her
hahaha idiot
Happiness is irrelevant
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