BURGERCLAPS WILL DEFEND THIS

>BURGERCLAPS WILL DEFEND THIS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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I would honestly rather live in America 2bh m8

Yeah, this was pretty funny, Also vegemite is real food!

10k rounds for 12 emus, no wonder your government had to ban guns, your soldiers couldnt even hit a target.

I gotta say, this is really pitiful. I know emus are pretty hearty, but Christ, you guys had military grade weapons. No excuses, cunts.

congratulations, you have just posted something that only applies to niggers outside of the have more money thing. Enjoy being a fag australia.

mo money mo problems

So Americans are 22.79 % richer than you and you think you can laugh at them?

>Says the country of convicts and chinks that cant win a war against flightless birds and is now declaring a war against trash fish

>tfw most of that is because of north american pavement apes

>100% less likely to declare a war with fucking animals

LoL

>casualties and losses
>dignity

We'll take you in as a refugee when this fish war doesn't work out.

take the money all day tbqh

>be American
>get sick
>go bankrupt

MUH MORE MONEY

>Be Australian
>Pay for obese fuck's diabetes medicine with your tax money
>Be broke by default in comparison of an American

>be Argentinian
>btfo ausfags

A lot of those downsides are true only if you're black.

you could have sex with literally anything just by saying hello

>be in prison, unemployed,murdererd, aids
you can avoid all those problems by not acting like a nigger
plus 22% more money is nice

Factor race into this and watch those stats flip. Niggers skew the results like crazy.

More money to raise more kids, you can piss through natural resources and your chance of being incarcerated only increases if you're a fucking criminal. What's not to love?

>Non-americans don't realize you have to off-set the blacks and mexicans, including the mexicans that identify as white.

this

if you're white, then this entire chart would be green

>niggers and mexicans bring down the entire nation

I defend nothing. We should have dealt with the problem decades ago. Now the vermin are limitless and breeding faster than roaches.

AUSTRALIA BTFO

HOW WILL THEY EVER RECOVER? HAHAHA

>skewed statistics
>still poorer than us

>not wanting more money

>it's a 'only Americans have minorities' episode

1 hick with an AR could do more than the Australian forces

abo's are not like africans, son.

So pretty much you work 1/2 an hour less than me for a shit ton less...

Yes, I will defend that.

Everything from experience up is because of niggers.

>he actually thinks people pay their medical bills

I have people sending collection letters to my parents since that's the only address they have on file. I'm never going to pay that shit.

>spend 44.87% more money on health care
Why don't Americans have cheap health care?

I don't understand what's so hard about making it cheap and affordable for everyone like we have here.

Yeah and you'll never be able to use a credit card or get a loan either. if you want to clear out your medical debt, I might have some suggestions for you.

cutting edge technology, research, and development.

E M U
M
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>consuming more electricity/oil is bad
if you're not a nigger, the only stat on there that matters is money made

see

I met with an Australian for work via Web cam the other day. He was a bretty cool guy

If you're a dindu the stats make sense

Except i'm white so none of those reds have any effect on me.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Cottage
DOn't forget how retarded all wars can be

>Decisive Emu Victory
My sides.

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Credit card for what?
Loan for what?

I pay cash for everything

They got theirs in the end, m8.

holy fuck
>3.5 times more likely to be murdered
>6 times more likely to have HIV
>40% more likely to die in infancy

holy shit, sounds like fucking Africa to me

Hey, if you like not being able to buy a new car or house, then do you. Also once the collection agencies that are in possession of your debts get a judge to give them the okay to garnish your wages, you'll be crying your eyes out.

Unless you're just planning on NEETing it up forever that is.

freedom ain't free fgt

yeah, the niggers skew the statistics. But if you're a non nigger in the USA you have nothing to worry about

Problem is that it includes the South, white or black that place is a shit hole that drags down the rest of the nation.

theres negroland in the united states, brings us down :(

>Cheap
Your taxes are not cheap and American healthcare is the best in the world they dominate the charts of patient survival rates for surgeries, cancer, etc and they contribute more to research and technology than the rest of the world combined.
Your healthcare is literally a charity of the USA's you should pay for the medical knowledge the American healthcare provided to your doctors for free.

It's been almost 10 years, they haven't done it yet, they're not going to. Also taking out a loan for something that immediately depreciates in value is probably one of the dumbest things you can do so no I will not be buying a new car ever.

As for a house I'm sure my index fund will cover that since I put all of my non-essential money into it

>be 4.8 times more likely to be in prison
you dont go to prison if you dont commit crimes, that is not a chance, if you are in prison chances are you deserve to be there
>28.07% more likely to be unemployed
again a choice not a chance, im not a nigger or pathetic neet so it doesnt apply
>3.5 times more likely to be murdered
will you be murdered test
do you live near niggers or in a large city
if yes, maybe, be careful, carry a gun everywhere to prevent it
do you not live near niggers or in a large city
you wont be murdered
>have hiv/aids
a choice, you dont just catch aids from the air, you gotta be a fag to get aids
>make more money
also a life choice, if you have a shit job in america you wont make more than someone with a better job in australia
however most jobs pay better in america, so theres that
>experience class divide
poor me set apart from niggers and trust fund kids
>have 6.32% less free time
depends on your life choices and what you do and even then, isnt much
>spend 44.87% more money on health care
thats because of obama
>consume 30% more oil
>this is a bad thing xd
>use 28.47% more electricity
so i have way more shit than australians in my house? cool
>40% more likely to die in infancy
not only did i not die in infancy, thats also pretty much because of obama and pro choice retards who think its ok to kill children
>die 2.51 years sooner
a choice, if youre /fit/ you wont die sooner you will die later
on the other hand if youre Sup Forums you will die earlier
>have 10% more babies
a choice, and a bad thing?

>If all blacks suddenly left America:

-The prison population would go down by 37%
-There would be almost 50% less gang members
-Rape would go down significantly
-Overweight and obesity percentage would do down by 10%
-Average IQ would go up 7 points, putting the USA tied for third with Japan
-SAT scores would go up by about 100 points
-ACT scores would go up by 5.5 points
-AIDS and HIV would go down by over 67%
-Chlamydia cases would go down by 50%
-Syphilis would go down by 58%
-The average income would be over 20k more per year
-The amount of people in poverty would go down by over 30%
-Homelessness would go down by 57%
-And the number of welfare recipients would go down by about 40%

>Sources:

en.widipedia.org/wiki/Demographics_of_the_United_States
bop.gov/news/quick.jsp#1
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nytimes.com/books/first/j/jencks-gap.html
amfirstbooks.com/IntroPages/NonToolbarTopics/IdeologicalQuiz/Quiz-3-Commentary/IdeoQuiz_Answer_02.html
aids.gov/hiv-aids-101/statistics/
cdc.gov/std/stats11/gonorrhea.htm
cdc.gov/std/stats11/syphilis.htm
cdc.gov/std/stats11/chlamydia.htm
census.gov/compendia/statab/2012/tables/12s0697.pdf
kff.org/other/state-indicator/poverty-rate-by-raceethnicity/
homeless.samhsa.gov/ResourceFiles/hrc_factsheet.pdf
statisticbrain.com/welfare-statistics/
nationalgangcenter.gov/survey-analysis/demographics
nces.ed.gov/fastfacts/display.asp?id=171
nces.ed.gov/programs/digest/d10/tables/dt10_155.asp
Anthony Walsh (January 2004) Race and crime: a biosocial analysis. Nova Publishers. pp 23-24 ISBN 978-1-59033-970-1

>If Australia were your home instead of The United States you would...
>be 5,000 times more likely to die from a snake or spider bite
>be 120 times more likely to get banned for being Australian
>lose 100% more wars against emus

>As for a house I'm sure my index fund will cover that since I put all of my non-essential money into it

I'm sure it will :)

FPBP

The statistics are skewed by minorities. White America is as boring as Australia.

The red ones only exist because of chimp areas like Ferguson and Chicago, any other place puts your savanna nation to shame. USA also makes more money and doesn't lose a war to 12 birds. C'mon aussies, that war you guys declared on emus makes even Canada's military look like Russia's military.

We work less hours that's why. Work life balance is more important than having more money.

Also the reason why they have more money is because they have more billionaires. The average burger is no better than the average Aussie but they have huge amounts of income inequality which skews the stats.

>Have 22.79% more money, higher fertility and 100% more freedom
>Literally about to become a bastion of prosperity.

The best country is fairly obvious from this image.

So fucking what retard? They're still your niggers. Deal with it. They're American. They're part of America.

We don't shit on Australians for Abbos even though they're your abbos and they're Australian.

>If Australia were your home instead of The United States you would...
>have a 400% higher chance of being able to talk with animals
>and you know what? life's never been the same

>make 22.7% more money

Auspoors BTFO.

Because there aren't 44 million abbos living in Australia you dumb fucking retard. America is 12.6% African American.

︎ fuck bitches
︎ get money

best country on earth

niggers fuck up the statistics m8

That's because you have more billionaires you dumb nigger. America has the highest levels of income inequality.

There is less income inequality in Australia so we're actually better off.

And how is our fault? If your abbos fucked more and learned basic survival skills, they'd be a significant portion of your population too.

>Have 22.79% more money,
Income inequality. Look it up, retard.
> higher fertility
Yer. More niggers and Hispanics not white people hahaha.
>100% more freedom
NSA, Patroit Act are freedom? LOL

Retarded redneck thinks guns are the only measures of freedom.

>Literally about to become a bastion of prosperity.
For Jews maybe. 15% are living of Americans are living in poverty.

15% of Americans are living in poverty

>America is 12.6% African American.

Isn't it so wonderful, how such a relatively small percentage of a single population can have such a vibrant and enriching influence on the whole of a country?

That 22.79% difference isn't derived from comparing average incomes, it's from comparing MEDIAN income. Which means it's not skewed by big outliers.

America wins this round. Cook a burger and pray to Trump.

At least here we don't perpetuate the lie that Marijuana causes schizophrentia. You fucking censored internet vegemite eaters.

Don't forget that these people are going to take over America.

White America is dead.

You white Americans are hopeless and stupid cunts who will be extinct in 50 years.

MUH LAND OF THE FREE

MUH GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH

And yet you have millions of fucking people in prison for Marijuana possession.

MUH LAND OF THE FREE

>best country on earth
So what does it need to be made great again?

LOL.

It's funny seeing the arrogance of ignorant Americans.

The rest of the world is laughing at what an absolute joke you are.

Australia's highest minimum wage in the world is doing well for them it looks like

America? More like everything, m8.

It's a great thing that natural selection was artificially stopped in Africa, because now everyone - particularly the kind, humanist whitey in Europe, North America and elsewhere - will be able to enjoy the rich and diverse panoply of perks that come with Sub-Saharan Africans in their own nations!

Isn't this so wonderfully progressive?

Fuck off, moving to america wouldn't just magically turn me into a nigger.

The majority of that can be explained by niggers.

You all didn't seriously nuke the Emus did you?

>be American
>be responsible person with health insurance
>don't go bankrupt
>don't have to pay higher taxes to take care of a bunch of fat fucks

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Guns are the best measure of freedom. Your DNA is ingrained with boot licking.

that goes to count all the ghetto shitholes


america is comfy as fuck outside of those

That's something we don't talk about.

The lame duck excuses these faggots have are truly pathetic, holy shit. "Cutting edge technology means more expensive healthcare", you'll never be treated with that shit faggots, get real

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Most of those negative stats come from blacks 2bh. That money earnings is pretty surprising. Makes me wanna move, since we make less than aussies here and our property prices are insane.

fauxstralia has it right

USA
USA
USA

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