Tfw you are retarded... but also a pervert

>tfw you are retarded... but also a pervert.

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I guess porn and talking are the only things we can do. I should probably finish eventually

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Idaho is alright.

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It's just not the same! I need a nice wet tongue on my hole.

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>chastity pic
>looks down
>oh right, that's there

I know, but what can we do?

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I also need a nice ass to paddle and tenderize.

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Chasity and pladdles now? Something new everytime.

moarrrr fags

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How else am I going to make you a good boy?

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I feel sleepy.

Oh I'm sure there are many many ways you can do that.

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Spanking gets right to it though, don't you think?

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oh shit yes pls

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I'm glad you like it.

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well i've always wanted to try being blindfolded like that.

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Needs more cute.

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It make sure you pull hard while you do it.

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How about blindfolded and gagged while getting fucked in chastity?

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i'm already 1/3 of the way there.

Pls make it happen

nah

Chasity locked huh? How's that?

Calling Mike Pence

Nigga you what?

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>implying it was ever filled with anything but faggots

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Sorry getting to that tipsy point where I fuck up typing. Looks like you got someone else who wants the d now too

fine until i'm horny

There's enough D to go around.

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would that I could; my blindfold and restraints are in the mail.

He was def one of my biggest crushes.

i have a gag and a pair of cuffs here.....

The character or the person who's sona it is?

The character, I don't know who any of those faggots are.

I also have handcuffs, a paddle, a prostate massager, a dildo, a fleshlight, and a bunch of lube.

that sounds almost perfect

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Its the ponytail aint it? Men with ponytails are certainly somethin.

Well, like I said, my under-bed restraint system and blindfold are in the mail.

only thing missing is the key.... which i really think is an important thing.

Damn, put the dildo in and fuck my face.

No, I don't think that was it, the cute face that just says "I'm going to make you drain your balls in me" I guess, it really gets me going. Also, the outfit is cute.

Looks more like a cross between 80s David Bowie and a furguy

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I don't know who that is other than he died recently, so I'll take your word on it.

Key for what?

Can most certainly do. The dildo is a bit big, though.

How big we talkin?

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the cage of course.

His penis looks like a damn popsicle.

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I'd lick it

I think it was like, 6.5" long and 5.5" around.

You lost your key?!

It wouldn't taste like blue raspberry.

I'd still lick it

Popsicles were invented to train you to suck dick: FACT.

That's not too bad, I could take that, how big are you?

Bet you would you peter puffer.

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If true, that makes a lot of sense.

What can I say? I love puffing.

Someone's holding it.

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You're not wrong.

Weed and dicks

The gubermint is trying to make you gay.

yee

Turn to the backside.

I'm also not a bottom so I guess it seems bigger to me -- I can't take it. It doesn't matter how big I am, you'll be made to take it regardless.

That's just too bad, huh?

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Backside?