ITT: movies aimed at millenials

ITT: movies aimed at millenials

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this ""movie"" was shit
they literally just took anything that was good in the original trilogy and pushed into one movie where the main characters are a black guy and a woman
I dare you to name one thing in VII that was really original

Stopping the laser blast with the force was pretty good

sausage party

Kylo's lightsaber

>stops a laser blast shot behind his back and hold it midair
>gets shot by a screaming chewbaka right in front of him

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id aim my millenial at her if you catch my drift

Finn was great

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He was distracted by the fact that he just murdered his own father, but you already knew that. You just want to shitpost.

>cuck memes

can we stop this shit already? He was fucking awful and felt totally out of place.

Stormtroopers felt more alive and like soldiers and less mindless clones

At this point in time due to ageing much faster the storm troopers were actually enlisted people and not clones.

If you're not a millennial (35+) and still browsing Sup Forums, kill yourself

Ok. So they effectively portray stormtroopers that felt more alive and like soldiers and less mindless clones.

why is this board full of morons

No he wasn't, autismo.

Show perfectly set up for a sequel, if you Compare A New Hope and The Force Awakens, TFA definitely win, sets up a nice spiders web perfectly for an even better Empire Strikes Back.

Why is Daisy so perfect bros?

AYOOOOOOOO FUK DAT WHITE HO NIGGA YEYE WE ON TOP NOW BIX NOOD

I always thought the point of using blasters instead of bullets was because blaster bolts couldn't be stopped by the force. I guess this movie proved me wrong.

you have terrible standards

he definitely deserves a few awards for his excellent performance!

>implying someone who can stop a laser fired at his back would have any problem killing all the protags in the first 10 minutes of the movie
It's a nonsensical power spike that only exists so JJ can have his dank lens flare cgi cartoon shot.

>puts effort to set up the sequel
>this is a good thing
>no John, you are the cancer

Yeah, really original there JJ

Every opener in a movie has to setup the world and objectives, just look at the original LOTR movie, very boring if you expected it to be the only one, the movie itself isn't strong, just setting up the world.

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You do realize everyone born after 1980s are called Millenials, right?

You have to be 36 years old or older to not be a millenial.

>just setting up the world
>of a movie with 6 sequels

That's the dictionary definition, but a lot of people associate the term millenial with children born around 2000.

>someone born in 1981 is seen the same as someone born in 1999

This generation thing was created by the Jews, right?

>just look at the original LOTR movie, very boring
Well that's dumb for several reasons.

Why not look at STAR WARS where every film has had a similar ending EXCEPT the Force Awakens.

>a lot of people associate the term millenial with children born around 2000

Did you pull that out of your ass just now?

>a lot of people
He means himself.

No, I just see that mistake a lot.

Remember, friend, it's always the Jews.

>a lot of people
t.sources never cited

The fuck you want me to cite? a bunch of anons on 4chins? jesus christ

>REEEE GET OUT OF MY SPECIAL WEBSITE
Get cucked oldfag

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lurk more pls

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Bat wiggerified vilains Squad.

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McFucking Kill Yourself.

That's because A New Hope was never meant to have a sequel.

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Did you see the part that the nigger gets cucked at least.
White ends fucking the asian, god is so good.

kek

Disney just makes Star Wars for SJWs now.