Why didn't they just call child protective services?

Why didn't they just call child protective services?

there were no child protective services back in....

also
>call child protective services
>Olaf shows up disguised as a child protective service agent

>back in....

????

How did he know?

Because The Count was their legal guardian and he talked his way out of trouble with other afults every time. AND YOU KNOW THIS, MAN

>How did he know?
haven'ts you read the books? he's always a step ahead of little brats

That looks like miss Alice ...

she looks so weird yet so hot at the same time

>it never took off as a film series

hard to call anyone when your being buggered by a count

Mein gott those DSL

>DSL

????

Hi Leddit

fuck you

Of course not

It's alienated fans of the book and crapped away anyone who would be interested in it

>It's alienated fans of the book

Why?

>It's a Mr. Poe doesn't believe in the kids chapter
>It's a Count Olaf has a shitty disguise yet only three kids recgonize him chapter
>It's a Violet cucks Ducan chapter
>It's a Lermony Snicket pulls a Pulp Fiction suitcase scenario chapter
>It's a bad guy is sympathetic chapter
>It's a Lemony talks about his dead wifu chapter
>It's a cakesniffer chapter

i bet her snicket is lemony

>Pulp Fiction suitcase
are you talking about the sugarbowl?

Remember when that video of her leaked where she was naked and smoking in bed while eating room service breakfast all sunburnt in that hotel room? Good times.

not video just pictures