/epl/ & /efl/

Croydon Carvery Grand Opening Edition

NON-LEAGUE ARE WELCOME AND APPRECIATED

Monday 26th December

/epl/
Watford 12:30 Crystal Palace
Arsenal 15:00 West Bromwich Albion
Burnley 15:00 Middlesbrough
Chelsea 15:00 Bournemouth
Leicester City 15:00 Everton
Manchester United 15:00 Sunderland
Swansea City 15:00 West Ham United
Hull City 17:15 Manchester City

/efl/
Brentford 13:00 Cardiff City
Aston Villa 15:00 Burton Albion
Barnsley 15:00 Blackburn Rovers
Huddersfield Town 15:00 Nottingham Forest
Ipswich Town 15:00 Fulham
Preston North End 15:00 Leeds United
Reading 15:00 Norwich City
Rotherham United 15:00 Wigan Athletic
Wolverhampton Wanderers 15:00 Bristol City
Newcastle United 19:45 Sheffield Wednesday

Other urls found in this thread:

tuttomercatoweb.com/europa/esclusiva-tmw-pratto-dice-no-alla-cina-lo-vogliono-siviglia-e-west-ham-917253
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

big sam for england

>filename having fuckall do with cavery
baka

>Go from managing England to a relegation club in 3 months

How did everything go so wrong

Someday a real rain will come and wipe this /efl/ scum off our threads.

carvery meme is the fucking worst

>implying this wasn't his plan all along
he out-tacticed sunderland and the FA. Big Sam never loses

Reposting from old bread:

Hull City 1-2 Everton
Burnley 2-1 Sunderland
Man U 2-1 Middlesbrough
Swansea City 0-2 Bournemouth
Chelsea 2-0 Stoke City
Southampton 2-1 West Brom
Leicester City 0-1 West Ham
Liverpool 2-1 Man City
Watford 1-3 Tottenham
Arsenal 2-0 Crystal Palace

entrapment by the English journo's because theyre all southern fairies who hate him

>Unfunny carvery shit
>Inviting non-league shitters
>Australian OP

0/10 worst OP of all time. OF ALL TIME.

>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:32:38 No.73243336 ▶
> big sam for england
>>>
>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:33:08 No.73243339 ▶
> >filename having fuckall do with cavery
> baka
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>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:33:18 No.73243340 ▶
>
> >Go from managing England to a relegation club in 3 months
> How did everything go so wrong
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>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:33:50 No.73243344 ▶
> Someday a real rain will come and wipe this /efl/ scum off our threads.
>>>
>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:33:59 No.73243347 ▶
> carvery meme is the fucking worst
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>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:34:51 No.73243352 ▶
>File: BdttlBhIUAAYern.jpg (45 KB, 598x374)
>45 KB
>
> >implying this wasn't his plan all along
> he out-tacticed sunderland and the FA. Big Sam never loses
>>>
>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:35:13 No.73243353 ▶
> Reposting from old bread:
> Hull City 1-2 Everton
> Burnley 2-1 Sunderland
> Man U 2-1 Middlesbrough
> Swansea City 0-2 Bournemouth
> Chelsea 2-0 Stoke City
> Southampton 2-1 West Brom
> Leicester City 0-1 West Ham
> Liverpool 2-1 Man City
> Watford 1-3 Tottenham
> Arsenal 2-0 Crystal Palace
>>>
>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:35:13 No.73243354 ▶
>
> entrapment by the English journo's because theyre all southern fairies who hate him
>>>
>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:35:26 No.73243357 ▶
> (OP)

Carvery is hands down the worst meme ever created on this board.

And that's saying something.

Fuck that autistic Dutch bastard.

ahh yes, everyone's favorite poster, the australian spammer

Manchester United 1 - 2 Sunderland.
t. Santa Claus

>/efl/
It's the EFL Championship so that'd be /eflc/ or something. EFL refers to Premier League + Championship + League One + League Two.

>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:37:51 No.73243371 ▶
>
> Carvery is hands down the worst meme ever created on this board.
> And that's saying something.
> Fuck that autistic Dutch bastard.
>>>
>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:38:03 No.73243372 ▶
> (You)
> ahh yes, everyone's favorite poster, the australian spammer
>>>
>Anonymous 12/24/16(Sat)22:38:15 No.73243374 ▶
> (OP)
> Manchester United 1 - 2 Sunderland.
> t. Santa Claus

>hating Carvery meme
fuck off telegraph fags. Big Sam is a hero

>ywn get quoted by this aussie shitposter

Oh wait, EFL doesn't include Premier League. My bad

All /efl/ is welcome but putting in every single schedule would make the OP way too long

I like big Sam but the carvery meme is shit

>he thinks a mentally disabled Dutchman spamming the same comments over and over and over for weeks is funny

*walks towards the premier league*

Did not miss this gimmick

Spring is best

>all the lads watching a shitty stream
Don't think you'd like that very much

the question of whether carvery is a good meme or not is tearing our community apart

Wonder what it would be like to set up an underground streaming service. You set it up in the basement of some pub with a projector showing the worst quality first row type stream (do they still exist?)

Bet it would make a killing off fat old blokes

friendly reminder

jesus fuck

>le don't compete for anything man

KEK

tbf Sam's done alright out of the whole England affair. Left Sunderland, ended up at Palace, a better team

Draxler to PSG happened

WENGER OUT

arsenal will be worse without him as well. That team is going to get found it

Wenger IN

Who are >we gonna sign to fill the DAS IT void?

>when you're in the pâtisserie deciding what to have

>tfw the fans scream for a left back but you put Milner on every match

lel

Chances are that someone there will be a snitch and report you.

I reckon Arsenal will get moyesed even harder than moyes himself when Wenger leaves

Milner's been unironically great this season m9

They should learn from Uniteds mistakes and get a manager that has actual experience in managing a top club. Like Simeone.

Watch them get Howe instead and plummet to 9th place.

Arsene Wenger has been underachieving very hard for about 4 years now.

Na, Wenger is holding them back

They will win the league straight after he leaves

thats what everyone said about Moyes at Everton.

...about holding them back.

No they didn't, Everton were obviously shit.

Arsenal are a quality team who just need a manager who does more than tell them to go out and play

>(TMZ) West Ham look to follow tradition of signing Argentine forwards with their interest in Atletico Minero forward, Lucas Pratto.

(Sport) F.Perez doesn't want to sell James for anything less than €70m. Abramovich is relying on J.Mendes to tone down the price

>(Mundo Deportivo) Bob Bradley is interested in a Aleix Vidal loan. But the newspaper say that the player is expected to be back at training (for Barca) on the 30th of Dec.
>Other clubs from other leagues are also interested in the player but Swansea's Spanish influence could give them the advantage

(A Bola) Benfica are comfortable with also letting Nelson Samedo leave for the Red Devils but only if he leaves for the summer.
Samedo's clause, btw, is €80m...

>(Gazzetta dello Sport) Inter are heavily interested in out of favor Liverpool midfielder, Lucas Leiva.

(Sportbladet) Västerås’(Lindeloff's former club) president Bengt-Åke Nilsson said that the player's transfer to United could be a huge christmas gift for the Swedes.
The club can get an estimate of £8.73m from the deal due to contractual obligations with Benfica, making them the second richest club in Sweden behind only Malmo

Only links I'm hearing are Thiago Maia and Amine Harit(19, Nantes)

who'll be m/a/nager of the year and why is it conte?

>Somehow go from managing relegation clubs to managing England
>Wind back up at relegation club after getting sacked by England

It's his level

>TMZ

No way. Say what you want about Wenger, but playing under him is still appealing to a lot of players. Without Wonga, they're drop like a lead balloon just like Man United did, and they refuse to spend enough money to buy themselves out of trouble.

Think about just how many mediocre players they have (Walcott, Monreal, Xhaka, Coquelin, Giorud, Ox, Iwobi, Ozil in big games) and he still somehow gets that shite into the top 4 every year. No other manager will be able to get a tune out of those wasters.

>The club can get an estimate of £8.73m from the deal due to contractual obligations with Benfica, making them the second richest club in Sweden behind only Malmo

>tfw your club could buy the entire Swedish league

>*TMW
tuttomercatoweb.com/europa/esclusiva-tmw-pratto-dice-no-alla-cina-lo-vogliono-siviglia-e-west-ham-917253

>100% record with England
>english papers bait you offering hundreds of thousands of cash just to give a keynote speech across the world
literally did nothing wrong on the field or off

If it wasn't for shitty climate, Nordic countries would probably have the biggest football leagues in the world.

>Abramovich is relying on J.Mendes

How was Christmas?

Christmas is tomorrow.
Or is today already for you guys?

Links are with Brandt and Pomes(?)

Oh I see, yes it is senpai

theyre only 8 hours in front

>Christmas due in 11 hours
>haven't bought any presents

It's ok senpai, they already know you are a shit son/boyfriend/father.

>not celebrating Christmas on the 24th

>You now remember Mario Gotze

How is he doing for Dortmund

can't wait desu

Sam was railroaded senpai. Who gives a fuck if he's corrupt, eveybody's at it.

...

>hummels now plays for bayern

eh

scored a goal the other day, but overall isn't as outstanding as when he initially left.

>you now remember Gervinho

>he plays with kakuta in china

>When I first went in my real target was Gareth Bale. I felt all along that he was a Manchester United player,’ said Moyes, who left with United seventh in the Premier League. When I first went in my real target was Gareth Bale. I felt all along that he was a Manchester United player,’ said Moyes, who left with United seventh in the Premier League
>The other one was Cesc Fabregas, who we thought we would get right up until the last minute.
>And I remember when I first met Sir Alex, he always said there was a chance Ronaldo might come back
>Toni Kroos was agreed to come in the summer. I had agreed it with Toni himself and his agent
fucking hell, I hope United lynch him at FT on Monday.

...

Why?

I can't wait when Sunderland play Manure. Because no matter the result, we either get to spam
>Moyes
or
>Mouyes

Anyone else have this same feeling?

Ed Woodward knifed him.
He still think's he's in charge but Mou will dump all his signings.

>Ed Woodward's Transfer Dealings LTD.

just Moyes talking more bollocks about 'should have had more time'. He couldn't sign anyone he was all false promises and he talks now about how he almost signed them all. Kroos was all agreed but still didn't get him.

Me

Because United, at every level fucked him.

what if it's a draw :/

>Moyes still talking about utd

It wont stop....

A draw is a bad result for Mouyes.

He was a clueless dithering twat. Could have signed Fellaini earlier but didn't

>sacked all the previous staff to bring in his own failures

Moyes fucked himself up by having these delusions of signing every top player world.

a new manager always brings his own staff, it shouldn't have been a big deal

OFFICIAL TIME TO OPEN PRESENTS POWER RANKINGS

1. After lunch
2. After eating leftovers for dinner

91. During lunch

9001. Christmas eve

900000825. First thing when you wake up

England is relegation fodder

nonce

Holy shit this so much

He clearly should have kept Phelan and Meulensteen just for the sake of integration to the team, and the fact theyre both good coaches.

No, we're midtable shite

He's done it again the absolute madman

Turns out now that MU were, in every aspect, just 'Alex Ferguson FC'.

Once he was gone, there was no motivation for top-notch players to go there.

this

You can either ban Canada or Australia from Sup Forums, what do you do?

I'd still go with Straya.