What illegal thing do you do regularly?

What illegal thing do you do regularly?

cross the road when lights are red
download torrents
smoke pot
rape 9 years old

Stay woke.

Download vidya games...
Without paying.

Literally it. I'm a good boy.

>cross the road when lights are red
so damn illegal !!!

Grab a road beer on the way home from work

Cocaine and pain killers sometimes

Adderol sometimes

Sex in public places with my girlfriend

I smoke weed in a state where it is not legal to do so, and I do so nearly every day.

>Don't do other drugs
>Don't drink
>Don't get in trouble

>Will go to jail if caught with a little bit of pot in me pocket.

That last bit sounds pretty fun, how do you get away with it?

>pic unrelated

smoke weed and skateboard a lot in public property (always the best spots, pulled up by cops constantly)

but other than that im a good boy

Ride my bicycle while not being completely sober.

Not drunk, just a few drinks in. But here, riding a bike under the influence is treated exactly likely a car, and no amount of alcohol is legal is that case.

Breathe

Dropped ecstacy one a month for a year.
Torrented music.

I dont break the local laws

Cp

I steal balloons on the national free balloon day

>weed, xanax, adderall
>underage drinking
>underage smoking (switched the age to 21 a few months ago)
>torrent programs
>music downloading
>driving with no license
cant wait to get pulled over and finally get away from it all ya know

what the fuck man

This and torrent shit

he said illegal, faggot

>underage drinking

>17 in USA
>O man, Beer? I dont know..

>17 in EU
>LETS GET WASTED! TEQUILAA

Nice try, FBI

Your kind is what's wrong in this once great country. I hope they give you the death penalty for your twisted ass. People like you piss me off and make me sick. I want to find your ass and stomp it right now.

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Kek

nice try, FBI.

>Various drugs
>Torrenting
>Lying to keep getting free government money

That's about it.

me too
and also lowkey hacking

Officer! I'm clean!

ddos is not hacking

>Torrents
>Weed and LSD
>Used to shoplift
>Drive while high

no shit... i am working on making my own botnet in c++ because im intrested in how to do it... that's why i said lowkey... also sql injection is pretty funny, idiots can't even protect a website kek

i shitpost frequently on Sup Forums

you get the most fun out of xss

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>download torrents

you sicken me.

threatening people because I hate them

I like to cut these mother fuckers to ribbons.

I have sex in the missionary style for the sole purpose of recreation.
With a 13yo.

don't you dare, user
don't you dare...

smoking pot and downloading torrents aint illegal at my place, seeding is

I roll joints before bed, always have a cig case full of them (about 18-20 depending on how fat). This habit has led to me smoking weed casually whenever I feel like it including sparking one while driving like most people spark a cig. I'll chain smoke joints while driving then be so baked I can barely keep my eyes open. If I didn't have cruise control I'd have a lot of duis.

I post mlp related images outside of /mlp/

> Except by the consumer

Turn the knife on yourself faggot

masturbate

Where the fuck do you live? Saudi Arabia? Iran?

I get drunk at bars in other states and fuck randoms. I'm hiv+ so it's illegal but no fucks are given on my part.

Inject weed
Use pron
Enjoy beast
Other fun stuff

that's nice

Way to turn that into a federal case user, literally.

yeah it's pretty fun, but i can't find any sites that allow users to input html

This is so true kek

More images like this

also check em

Littering (cigarette butts), outdoor urination, not updating the address on driver's license, driving a few miles over, & occasionally turning cocaine to freebase for quick profit.

Little things.

Hello Oklahoma

>weed and acid
>piratebay yarr har har
>drive w/o seatbelt

I spilled chocolate milk once

Whyte people need to stop saying woke!

Torrents and occasional toke. Nbd. Possible driving violations, since those are easy af to do without even realizing it.

Play pirated video games and watch pirated movies. I guess that's it.

Also I browse Sup Forums and play the troll online to piss people off. although not illegal, it still is an act opposite of human decency.

You fucking WHAT

In Austria in two or three states the legal drinking age of light booze and stong liquors is 16.

Funny thing is, I actually am Austrian

Funny thing is, I am from Vienna.
When turned 18 the legal drinking age for strong liquor was still 18, then they lowered it to 16 and suddenly my sister got smashed drunk more often than I ever did in just one month.

Weed in a Country where it's illegal
Torrentz
Hacking business in mah town to get free stuff because "I already paid it" if they have a security bad enough

>Weed
>Shrooms
That's about it.
Allways keeping it straight when it comes to my work. Would never wake n bake before work

Prostitutes

>this thread

and where is your place? Fantasy land you fucking mother cuck.

I love spoonerisms.

Raise your glasses, for the dear old queen

Glaze your asses, for the queer old dean

Hi me (I say anxiety, what you got user?)

>reads his list
>asks exclusively about sex
What's it like to be a virgin?

that's a Cunning Stunt

Weed, speed sometimes, torrenting. I fucked a prostitute once too, good time.

I lie on the internet.

Most of the 3rd party software on my computer is illegal.

savage ass faggot

Liar

aaaayyyy

These are actually pretty gud.

Almost reminds me of cockney rhyming slang

>girlfriend

Ha. Aha. Ahahahahahahahahaha

Nice 1

that's not true.

That's false.

>got kicked out of the military
>5 speeding tickets
>street racing
>drive while buzzed
>browse Google images for illegal images
>vehicle doesn't abide by emissions laws
>carry my handgun while I drink
Probably more

Smoke weed
pirate IP
Ignore traffic lights

I don't think owning bestiality porn is illegal here, just producing.

>spoonerisms

I just searched that, and found out one of my favourite things actually has a name

You're a stunning cunt!

I call this underrated

Negroes need to stop saying 'whyte'

These are so good I might have a Wafty Crank.

I stopped torrenting shit a while ago. Once I started making six figures it seemed like bad form not to pay for the shit I wanted to consume.

So right now the only illegal thing I do is speed.

Man I'm boring.

Border running and transporting Rancor pheromones.

cp

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Just because you're a beta virgin doesn't mean everyone else on the board is

Go on Sup Forums

Damn right! Especially road beer.

MOOOOODDDSSS!

Nice assumption. I'll let you have that one because arguing with you is pointless.

Germany. No different than the places you mentioned

>making my own botnet in c++
But why

You sound like a skiddo trying to talk tough

Smoke weed, and speed more than double the posted speed limit. Sometimes at the same time.