>be me >be 16 >have sis 18 going to collage soon >disgusting human being 2/10 but she's still my sister so I talk to her >being my sister we are pretty close we tell each other about shit >I'm kind of a degenerate, i smoke weed, drink, ect >dont mind telling my sister tho >think i can trust her >one day i walked into the bathroom after my sister was taking a bath >she left her vibrator on the floor >tell her she better get it cause mom could see it >dont really care that much about it >one day i invite friends over >sister is in collage at this point but comes home on the weekends >Me and my friends are being kind of loud but we're teenagers just messing around playing games and shit >my sister comes in >tries to impress us with shitty memes >no one laughs >unimpressed.jpg >my friend teases her >she seems unphased then leaves the room >comes back a few mins later >phone in hand, mother is on the other end >"user you need to send your friend home right now" >"why what's the problem?" >"you're being loud and throwing around the N-word and calling your sister a tranny"
None of those words left anyones mouths at all that night
>"ok thats bullshit but whatever" >hang up and talk shit to my sister telling her she's a bitch and shit >we go to my friends out and hang there >text my sister telling her how much of a loser she is being 18 in in collage getting butthurt when people make fun of her >"have fun with mom and dad tomorrow they know you smoke weed now" >fuck >i actually respect my parents and the hard work they do >I dont want to disappoint them or let them down >text parents telling them everything she says is bullshit >next morning wake up and go home >mom and dad say nothing dosnt even seem like she told them
Still going to take revenge
>sis is off at collage >remember, she has a vibrator >devious plan ensues
Continue?
Jeremiah Ward
college College COLLEGE but yes, continue
Brody Jenkins
shit my bad but when i type fast i dont pay attention to what i type okay here we go
Thomas Martin
put an m-80 inside of dildo, put the fuse into the vibrating mechanism, rig it to blow when turned on, so her pussy will litterally be destroyed
Leo Reed
>>>/global/rules/2
Leo Rivera
he didnt say this happened recently you stupid retard
Nathan Bailey
>About a week goes by after thinking of plan >got to make sure everything is right >get really lucky one night >sister is about to take a bath but dad visits >(parents are divorce so we only see our dad every once in a while) >she goes to talk to him alone >commence plan >go into bathroom >she left her vibrator, this is my only chance >i havent shit for 5 days >i've eaten taco bell for 3 of them >i grab the vibrator >sit on the toilet holding the vibrator right under my asshole >release the mightiest shit known to man kind >vibrator is now covered in shit >have to make sure she dosent know i shit on it but still make it gross >dunk the vibrator in toilet water a bunch >theres def shit on it but hard to see >put vibrator back >leave bathroom smelling terrible and go talk to my dad when my sis come back in
about a couple weeks later
>i can hear my sister and mom talking >her boyfriend (actually a pretty cool guy) broke up with her >she hasnt had sex with him in forever >just when they planned to she got a UTI and i disgusting infection >her only friends were her boyfriend and and some of his friends >it's been a good while since this happened >she's single >still has no friends >no job (she wanted to be an artist) >she still lives at home with mother >I now have a wife, steady job, and nice house >mfw my parents hate my sister cause she's a lazy leech and love me cause im successful
lesson is dont be a snitch
Luke Bennett
samefag op
Mason Sullivan
I'm older than 18 now dont worry
Jordan Flores
OP here, anyone else got a good revenge story?
Christopher Lewis
Nothing too epic, but yeah I'll post one. Bumping to keep thread alive...
Justin Nelson
>be me >about 4 or 5 years ago >work at small it firm >was there for 2 years >most employees we ever had at a time was 5 >boss was a dick >liked him alright but he was very self-righteous >asked intrusive questions all the time >seemed ok and would lull you into false sense of security >seemingly normal conversation >suddenly would ask about personal stuff >would get judgmental >fit, definitely ate right >would definitely lecture you abt it >lifestyle judgmentalism to put /fit/ to shame >picked him up from airport one day >proceeds to criticize my driving >been driving for almost 20 years >nobody else ever complained >stopped at a Wendy's >inb4 chef, $25/hr >don't remember what I ordered >he just got a frosty >a fucking frosty >his activated almonds were probably at home getting triggered just then >back on the road >lectures me abt my driving >starts asking me abt my education
>don't remember if it was the same day >maybe next day >in the office >he's there and his daughters are there >like 9 and 15 maybe idk
>don't remember how it came up >might have been talking about proper nutrition or someshit >just casually let slip he had a frosty on trip from airport >girls flip their shit
DAAAAD!! YOU HAD A FROSTY???!!!!?!?!!!
>never seen a grown man's face turn so red
Seems kinda lame just writing it out like this. Guess you had to be there.
Jason Cook
because of a uti that anyone can get at any age? thats rubbish.
going out with a butterface arsehole. cheated on me. pissed in its bottle of ck one. spraying itself every day with my urine.
also put immac(hair removal cream) on its hair straighteners. put pics of it dressed up like the girl frim lazytown all over the place, as in, fly posting them to walls.
Evan Johnson
>be me >abt to ask for tits >realize that there is literally nothing to indicate gender of anyone
Well-played, user. Well-played!
Cooper Cooper
if you're talking about me i'm a guy
Jose Robinson
well having a vibrator isnt smoking weed you retard
Camden Myers
What do you mean
Grayson Flores
Kinda mundane, but I still respect that shit. Can't usually get your boss with that kind of shit without some repercussions.
Anthony Miller
>Be me >Freshman in High School (2009) >Playing Pokemon in Study hall with my bro >Suddenly whale approaches >My friend and I had made it pretty clear to people that we were atheists (edgy I know) >Whale starts telling us how if we believed in God we wouldn't have to waste our time playing Pokemon >Friend and I spend the rest of study hall making a church style brochure inviting her to join our church >Inside is a bunch of awful depraved shit about her weight, her attitude, and other satanic shit >Slip it in her bag in the hallway >About 20 minutes later called to the office >Bitch gave my note to the principal. >Principal is fuming mad, yelling about sending me to JDC and shit >Have to go home, tells me cop will be there tomorrow to let me and my family know if I have to go to JDC >Next day, cop comes and reads the letter, laughs at how obviously it was a joke and says there is no way I'm going to JDC >Principal is furious, but can't get me sent to JDC >Get 3 days out of school suspension >When I get back someone donated a $60 backpack and a pair of $60 Nike shoes (I was a poor fag) >Went up to the whale my first study hall back and said "Hey thanks bitch, I got 3 days out of school, new shoes, and a new bag. I should make fun of your God more often"
I know it's kinda lame, but it's the best revenge story I've got.
Jeremiah Torres
He needed me more than I needed him. There were a few times during my 2 years there that the company was literally just me and him.
He was hard to work for, expected two or three people to run what should have been a five- to ten-person operation, and ultimately I left for a much better deal.
I have him my THREE weeks notice and he was a bit put off that I didn't let him know a month in advance.
He thought 2 weeks wasn't enough and a "real professional" would give AT LEAST a month's notice.
And even after that I kept working for him part-time for the next year just on random projects that he needed help with.
I could take him in small doses.
But eventually I just stopped agreeing do that too. No idea if the company is even still in business.
Blake Ward
Still justice.
James Williams
Bump this shit
Owen Stewart
Christfag here. I respect your atheism and I kek'd at that landwhale getting taught a lesson.
Nobody can insult Pokémon and expect God to be on their side. She needs to act more like the Jesus she claims to worship.