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fuck canada

CANADA BLEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNN THE FUCK OUT

>Best division in the NHL is the metro
>Zero (0) canadian teams in it
Really makes you ponder

also
>rags and hasb BTFO
L O L
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L

First for wanting to kill myself.

Hockey is an ok sport desu

where can i buy an aho karpat jersey desu

merry xmas my furry friends!

Birds dont have fur. They have feathers only.

>Americaitlyns

Keep up the streak for our meeting, I want it to be a good one
t. CBJ

>leaffagot
>Trudeauhighfivinggays.jpg

Merry yiffmas (๑・v・๑) ~awooooo

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"Oma nimi & numero" is where you insert name & number.

I feel ya senpai

>french
>french
>american
>swede
>norge
no canadians is why they won the cup

M-Merry Christmas from E-Edmonton...

Bill deserved the Smythe too

>le chubby goofy hotdog man

who can stop him

first for Neil Broten

>tfw no hockey to keep me distracted
>tfw even hookers won't come spend time with me on christmas because they have the day off

what did he wish for, /hoc/?

a head that fit his face

playoff win

>le chubby goofy hotdog man who scored 22 playoff points

FTFY cuck

Jesse Puljujarvi

>rags

I work as a visiting lockeroom attendent in the NHL ama

Who has the best smelling jockstrap in the NHL?

Wouldn't know, the equipment managers and trainers unpack the players bags on arrival then the players pack themselves after the game we just carry them out

What would you do if a coach tried to do a Tortorella and charge into your room?

merry christmas

Nothing probably, Im just there to assist the visitors not run security. Torts is actually the most staff friendly coach in the league great guy desu

chris neil is the worst, nick backstrom the best

Its that sad part of the year when the number of Finnish posters decreases due to suicide. Shortest days and being alone over the holidays tests even the most stoic Finn.

Are you ready for Christmas

Steve Downey seen clebrating xmas like a Finn

Noice. -1 C and approximately 20cm's of snow here.

+3C and no snow here. Assuming forecast is spot on +6C on boxing day.

>2 days off
>NHL '96 season mode
>created a player with my name and the characteristics I 'd have if I played hockey with self-confidence

TOO COMFY YANKEE MOTHERFUCKERS

Blues will take the cup this year

+4C and 0 cm's snow here.

-15c and 30cm snow here

Hyvää joulua

Jesse looks drunk

youtube.com/watch?v=lUSOElHjROE

Oikein surullista joulua.

HEY, ARNOLD!

le sit at the top of the circle for ez crosby feeds man

Kesslel could have been replaced with any competent LW and had the same result

>never really been into hockey
>visit family on the East Coast
>get a sandwich from Publix for lunch
>no Publix where I live
>Boar's Head Italian
>wash it down with craft beer
>made me want to watch a hockey game tonight
Am I /hoc/ nao?

Are waffles the most meme breakfast?

who is the all time leader in points?

Jackets desu

The Columbus Blue Jackets are an elite hockey team

Fuck off.

Rest of the league: are you even trying!?

>boars head Italian
Great taste

Have you ever been to a Waffle House?

if meme = GOAT, yes

>+5

CELL KEY

Pulju for cell key

Did someone say Cell Key?

Certainly sounds like it

hockey is fucking GAY lol

>23 game goalless drought

Merry Kwanzanukkahmas friends

>rags

66th for Ilves.

>TFW Broons fan
is there anything redeeming about this team outside of Bergeron, Rask, and Pasta?

Bergeron is goat

Stop wasting the rest of Bergies career reeeeeeeee

too late he is
>our
franchise player and there is nothing to be done about it.

But he's gonna be like 36 after a proper rebuild
Just trade the poor fucker

Bergeron has 10 points right now. Even he is in the shitter

>Be American
>Cry to the janny because you can't handle the bants

Even on Christmas, amerilards are acting like children. Good thing they'll be nuked by a russian manlet soon

Americans are the worst posters. Range ban when?

Whose streak will end first: Jackets or Wild?

the real question is when canacuck cupless streak will end

NEVER EVER
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>range ban the Sup Forums website
good one dumbass

also, merry christmas

>build a team to beat Canada
>lose to every team including Canada
What did the USA mean by this?

youtube.com/watch?v=z51apErmAuw

>build ~7 teams to win the Cup every year since 1993
>fail every single time

lol

>no hokkei

just opened my pressies and am now cracking on to some beers

It's Christmas friend

There's always your imagination.

I didn't get anything but I'm not young anymore, it's more about giving for me now

>tfw no hokkei

This is the worst fucking holiday. I hate my family.

Why user?

>hire Canadians to build 22 teams
>they fail every time

He's not even a LW, and Nick Bonino and Carl Hagelin were his linemates. Did you even watch the playoffs?

>leaf flag

Oh, I guess not.

How hard is Russian to learn?

At least you're home lad
I am unironically working all night 500 km away from home

Just wait a couple years then move to America, they'll be speaking it by then

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Da Tovarishch. We Russian now

Is Eberle better than Nyqvist?

>he can't answer the easiest hockey question there is
Even before I got into it I knew who Gretzky was

They'll probably each keep it until they meet. That ought to be fun