Does anyone have any more info on that remake of The Mummy?

Does anyone have any more info on that remake of The Mummy?

Is Brendan in it?

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He's the mummy

For the last fucking time you gibbering slog, it's not a remake of Brendan's Mummy movie but the original Boris Karloff version.

Brendan needs Money more than Mummy

>its another forced redditor meme thread

No, but Russell Crowe apparently playing Dr. Jekyll.

E P I C

>mfw the mods just deleted my JUST thread
YOU HEAR THAT, MODS? THE ALIMONY IS HERE TO STAY

Does Brenny look okay in this pic?

Unfunny redditor garbage.

The first two Mummy movies are good flicks, but the rest are quite garbage.

Sounds like your shit got fucked up senpai

I do feel for Brendan, and realy hope he gets involved in a succesful movie or something

Based on this recent pic, I don't think he'll be playing anything anytime soon.

WHERE ARE THOSE HAPPY DAYS THEY SEEM SO HARD TO FIND
THE ALIMONY GREW, THE PAYMENTS WERE BEHIND
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO OUR LOVE?
I WISH I UNDERSTOOD
YOU USED TO LIKE MY FILMS, YOU SAID THE MUMMY WAS GOOD

900 GRAND YEARLY
DIRECTORS WON'T COME NEAR ME S.O.S
DIG ME A GRAVE PLEASE NOTHING ELSE CAN SAVE ME S.O.S

thats last years pic

this is the most recent

JUST

He'll be fine.

He's the alimony though.

there's something behind that statue!

When i was in college i took my sweetheart to movies to watch the first Mummy flick. Back then i wished that i would look good as Brendan Fraser because he was really a good looking dude back then (no homo)

Now my son watched this Furry Vengeance dvd and i saw Brendan looking like this.

JUST

tfw you found that out and lost all interest

>I-I'll give you an a-autograph for 5 bucks

No, he isn't.
Mummy is female.
It's not Imhotep.

And here's the look. This Mummy's got an ass on her!

>college
>sweetheart
>son

FUCKING NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Brendan used to normie too

>remake

what is this expression trying to convey?

Nothing will ever beat the original JUST, it's just too damn funny

Stop with these edited pics, man. This one in particular is just tanking things too far.

POST RARE BRENDANS

Is there a more dated movie than Airheads?

inb4 Empire Records

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we watched Airheads in our class during the 4th grade

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watching the alimony burns.

what happened to that series about Texas that had brendan in it? wasnt it supposed to be Brendans official return?

most of his scenes were cut

was it because he's incredibly bad actor

he looks so happy there :(

She looks so happy too

they never give him a chance.

the jews

more like The MOMMY

Shush now. Everything is the fault of that she-devil and Brendan is perfect.

PUNISHED
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he is twelve now, the age when you start to see your parent's flaws and weaknesses

So, I guess we can say he's the Alimummy

The year Brendan loses his last, true fan.

Brendan is not perfect. Look how messed up he is.

>Hair looks like bird nest
>Drunk
>Dirty pants
>Suit messed up
>T-shirt
>Playing pocket pool next to young girl

>got money for plugs, and he ain't afraid to flaunt it
>probably comes from whiskey and cigars with fellow gentlemen
>real man that isn't afraid to get a bit dirty when something has to be taken care of
>counter-fashion is the new fashion
>obviously a laid back and chill dude
>charming mix of sexual and subtle

Stay delusional, me

Yup Brendan is just a really laid back person. A really chill and cool dude.

This whole thing of him being "fucked up" is just a stupid meme. Look how happy he is.

youtube.com/watch?v=9dX5fO5PWLY

he even got a free hat! wow Brendan.

how much did he get for it in Ebay?

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*JUSTS*

enough for 1 (one) day of alimony.

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LOAD UP ON GUNS, AND BRING THE BRENDZ
HOW MUCH DOES HIS EX NEED TO SPEND?
HIS FINANCES ARE UNSECURED
ALI-MONY IT IS ABSURD

OH NO, OH NO, OH NO, I’M BROKE
NO NO, NO NO, NO NO FILM ROLES
SOME DOUGH, SOME DOUGH, CAN I BORROW?
HOLLOW, HOLLOW, HOLLOW

PLEASE CAN I MAKE MUCH LESS PAYMENTS?
BOX OFFICE TAKINGS, THEY ARE GAINLESS
ALL MY LAWYERS, THEY ARE BRAINLESS
HERE WE ARE NOW, MUCH LESS FAMOUS
HOW MUCH ALIMO’
CAN I PAY THOUGH?
BANK BALANCE LOW
GIVE ME HELP, YO

Top kek

APOLOGIZE

What's your favourite Brenny?
Pic related, mine.

Trapped gas

He can make any expression he likes, but his eyes always say the same thing; Alimony

deepest Brendan ever.

JUST

FUCK

MY

SHIT

What happened, Sup Forums? He was so handsome no homo.

UP

YOU FUCKING FUCK
FUCK YOU

You mean Taxes Rising?

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WHAT HAVE I BECOME?
MY SWEETEST FRIEND
EVERY CENT I EARN
GOES AWAY IN THE END

JUST?

DELETE THIS

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MAKE IT STOP PLEASE

>yfw you realize it's too late to improve your life.

>buy you are just in time to browse dank memes on Sup Forums.

I feel legit bad for the guy, I love the first Mummy movie

I hope he gets a chance to unJUST

Oh em gee

I just rewatched The Mummy movies yesterday!!!

Conclusions......okay hahaha for real dont hate me for this butt.....

The Mummy is pretty much every comic book villain in modern movies. Between the 2 movies, he sends his henchies and big setpieces to kill the heroes and when given the opportunity himself - his mainstay is chokeholds and pushes instead of crazy superpowers. Its modern films a decade ago! Anyways....The Mummy 1 is a slow starter but thats good for tension but an issue detracting from that tension....is the egyyptian ruin sets look cheap there I said it. A lot of closed corners of rooms and tunnels meh....anyways the actors carry the movie very well. Everyone is well cast - the biggest star is Benny - and carry the adventure feel all the way!

Okay now onto the Mummy Returns.....this KID is ANNOYING! I dont like his face and lame reactions. Random observation: John Hana DOES NOT TALK FOR LIKE 30 MINUTES in the middle of the movie! Anyways I felt the prophecy stuff was a cop out for our characters but the extra themes of love and reincarnation were cool. The main issue here is chemistry. Brendan is a poor dad. He can do romance tho sure sure but he really shined with Benny when he could play up a wacky relationship. My point is Brendan is low energy here (nevermind how everything funner and lighter). The first was pretty horrifying, but this one is Jurassic Park level of 'horror movie for 12 year olds'. Lastly, I enjoyed the expanded Magi guy role because the portrayals of Arabs in the first movie were TURRIBLE and he's a cool actor the Magi guy and he gets more chemistry off Adewale than Brendan with anyone in this movie. Have Brendan fight Adewale then dummy! The Mummy actor smirks his way through i all. Its a downgrade but I could tell SOMEONE was enjoying the job - the special effects guys ha! The big scorpion shadow with little scorpions in it. Animating the Rocks brow raise onto a cg scorpion. All the pygmies! Theres a lot of fun here!

>new Mummy movies
>not even based on the Kharis ones
It's just going to be a disappointment

PLEASE

>tfw smashing Bollywood

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Damn, Brendan Fraser looks like *THAT*??

He's lost all sense of shame now.

Why the fuck is he standing like that?

He doesn't function like a human anymore, bones and muscle don't hold him together, only the power of the alimony.

DEAD OR ALIVE YOU'RE PAYING ME, BRENDAN

i thought he was gonna be the next indiana jones he rocked in the mummy movies!

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Don't let this thread die. Get Brenny to the bump limit.

CANT JOLT THE JUST

>mfw I came up with that
>mfw I was the OP of that JUST thread which reached the image limit
A good start to the day, thank you.

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