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London is the only relevant part of the UK, fuck off butthurt dole monkeys - Edition

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shit edition

are we going to war with spain?

marion

Hello Nederland

Beaches and parks, the shade of a tree
Hot days and hot nights
I've held your hand and I've watched you sleep
In your arms I have cried
There never is much time between
Hello and goodbye

just bought some mandarin (or satsuma) fanta

How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole.... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

I'm not a dole monkey, I'm a student

there is a world of difference

fuck off with this autism already

All Karin posters are qt fem bois

Kekistan: Persian for "Land of Kek".

Kek: a malevolent God of recurring digits venerated on the web forum Sup Forums, invoked for his blessings, which if recieved, are believed to alter the course of history.

"Kek": a corruption of 'cake', from a DC comics illustrated novel for children wherein the villain Lex Luther steals a ration of 40 cakes.

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I always fall for the overly dramatic shit ahaha x

t. abdul, posting from his £1250 p/m "studio apartment" that he shares with his eleven stong family from pakistan

Reddit

fuck off

listening to a bit of Prodigy

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got cold dead eyes lads

UK is the most boring country in the world.
Sheep's, root beer, locomotives.

what sort of person would want a right wing (masculine) gf?

its already mid-april
hows /gf2017/ going

me too mate, snap!

wahey!

>Dutch man posting hills

I can just sense the envy

im not sick but im not well

>root beer

what?

Think I've OD'd on (You)s lads

Started 3 bait threads on Sup Forums today and went to bump limit on each

Fucks sakes

do they play snap in Australia ?

snap

what is your life, mate?

might start drinking now

What are some other overrated meme conurbations besides London? Obviously Paris, New York, and Rome. Tokyo for sure. Los Angeles is another good example. Not sure about Sydney, I think aussies are a bit too down to earth to get carried away with such delusions that the whole world revolves around the city they live in.

Here's a good one; post an image of the American Flag and just say '>56%'

Started the year as a khhv

Now I've kissed, held hands, hugged and had sex, all with my gf.

If I can do it, you all can.

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t. Mike, posting from his mum's council flat in Nottingham while he makes up a bunch of 'job seeking activities' to receive his £57 a week

Sup Forums (You)s are only worth 1/10th a yank (You) which is 1/4th a normal (You)

t. 18 year old

i could repost this image and claim the same

What? (OP)s aren't the same as (You)s

Also link the threads

what does it mean when a hospital is a "university hospital"

do they get students in there to watch the surgeries like in the olden days haha

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h o w l o n g

Welcome in the UK lads.

struggle to meet girls I even like

The entire world literally revolves around Sydney

Not that I'm sure a world even exists beyond the city limits. Probably just a computer program for my amusement.

I mean, that isn't me at all, but if I was given a choice between the two situations, Mike is the clear winner.

did you have any realisations that you would like to share mate?

Amusing how Sup Forums screams about shills when 99% of people there are just from other boards, fucking with them.

the card game?

going for a cheeky STD test next week

hot fash desu

Berlin
San Francisco

give us some bait ideas lad I want to get in on this

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wew, that is deep.

looks like something reddit would wank over

A lot of Brits really like peace and quiet, we actively seek it. Maybe having a very turbulent history breeds a lot of folk who want to avoid too much excitement.

the hottest most qtiest girl you know excretes hot stinking steaming shit from her anus every day

is penrith considered sydney?
what about liverpool?
what about the shire?

The Dutch "language"

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get an indian proxy
make a post defending hillary or claiming trump is insane for thinking obama is wiretapping him

then delete your post and post it again with a UK flag

I shilled for the whole thread, not just the OP

Here's an example, I am an artist tb h

did a 'press

none of that counts

doubt it somehow

wish she would do it on my face

kind of feel like a bit of a scumbag getting drunk to drown my sorrows ahead of this ct scan, feel like i should be living healthily,i realize whatever damage is already done but its the principle i suppose

ah well, what a life

dont think thats a pic from the uk

Very "Brabants" accent.

>every day
lol who poos every day

no other country uses double yellows mate

its literally "lower" german

says who

me

The best one at the moment is being pro-Assad. They're sensitive because their God Emperor just came out with a statement on Syria identical to Obama's.

Just saw this on the 'book

smdh

i'm a 3 a day man desu

wiki says they do

me
t. Inner West pro

any of you bongs have that4 panel image of james mcavoy in filth about to watch some porn and then a nigger shows up and the last panel is him saying fuck off

Going to go sit in the park and read my autist book lads, ta-rah

Good ones.

wiki is wrong

us on the enlightened path that is 2D laugh at you.

yep

Nice day for it.

posting on my phone from the garden. just out here with the dog, smoking a fat one, drinking a cold one. quite enjoying myself tbphwy

wew your anus must be in ruins

miami

business idea : recycle human fecal matter

ct scan for what?

hiding your patheticness behind ironic humour is still pathetic mate. just in case you didnt know

*jumps out of the bushes, knocks your drink over and bites the cigarette out of your mouth*
hehehe!
*squeals hysterically and scampers away across the lawn as you yell incoherently*

I feel like if all goes to plan I might be ready for a gf early next to mid next year.

chest ct

suspected lung cancer

he has lots of fiber

you should be pooing at least twice a day

you finally bullied a doctor into scheduling it for you?

want to visit yankland desu, the landscapes are great
not stay there mind goodness no
yank slags arent too bad either

>"the 20s" will soon refer to 2020s

i eat tons of fruit and veggies lad, my anus is fine

>you should be pooing at least twice a day
utter bollocks

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>fiber
fo foy