London is the only relevant part of the UK, fuck off butthurt dole monkeys - Edition
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shit edition
are we going to war with spain?
marion
Hello Nederland
Beaches and parks, the shade of a tree
Hot days and hot nights
I've held your hand and I've watched you sleep
In your arms I have cried
There never is much time between
Hello and goodbye
just bought some mandarin (or satsuma) fanta
How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.
How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.
London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.
What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole.... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.
I'm not a dole monkey, I'm a student
there is a world of difference
fuck off with this autism already
All Karin posters are qt fem bois
Kekistan: Persian for "Land of Kek".
Kek: a malevolent God of recurring digits venerated on the web forum Sup Forums, invoked for his blessings, which if recieved, are believed to alter the course of history.
"Kek": a corruption of 'cake', from a DC comics illustrated novel for children wherein the villain Lex Luther steals a ration of 40 cakes.
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I always fall for the overly dramatic shit ahaha x
t. abdul, posting from his £1250 p/m "studio apartment" that he shares with his eleven stong family from pakistan
fuck off
listening to a bit of Prodigy
got cold dead eyes lads
UK is the most boring country in the world.
Sheep's, root beer, locomotives.
what sort of person would want a right wing (masculine) gf?
its already mid-april
hows /gf2017/ going
me too mate, snap!
wahey!
>Dutch man posting hills
I can just sense the envy
im not sick but im not well
>root beer
what?
Think I've OD'd on (You)s lads
Started 3 bait threads on Sup Forums today and went to bump limit on each
Fucks sakes
do they play snap in Australia ?
snap
what is your life, mate?
might start drinking now
What are some other overrated meme conurbations besides London? Obviously Paris, New York, and Rome. Tokyo for sure. Los Angeles is another good example. Not sure about Sydney, I think aussies are a bit too down to earth to get carried away with such delusions that the whole world revolves around the city they live in.
Here's a good one; post an image of the American Flag and just say '>56%'
Started the year as a khhv
Now I've kissed, held hands, hugged and had sex, all with my gf.
If I can do it, you all can.
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t. Mike, posting from his mum's council flat in Nottingham while he makes up a bunch of 'job seeking activities' to receive his £57 a week
Sup Forums (You)s are only worth 1/10th a yank (You) which is 1/4th a normal (You)
t. 18 year old
i could repost this image and claim the same
What? (OP)s aren't the same as (You)s
Also link the threads
what does it mean when a hospital is a "university hospital"
do they get students in there to watch the surgeries like in the olden days haha
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Welcome in the UK lads.
struggle to meet girls I even like
The entire world literally revolves around Sydney
Not that I'm sure a world even exists beyond the city limits. Probably just a computer program for my amusement.
I mean, that isn't me at all, but if I was given a choice between the two situations, Mike is the clear winner.
did you have any realisations that you would like to share mate?
Amusing how Sup Forums screams about shills when 99% of people there are just from other boards, fucking with them.
the card game?
going for a cheeky STD test next week
hot fash desu
Berlin
San Francisco
give us some bait ideas lad I want to get in on this
N O T T S mentioned
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wew, that is deep.
looks like something reddit would wank over
A lot of Brits really like peace and quiet, we actively seek it. Maybe having a very turbulent history breeds a lot of folk who want to avoid too much excitement.
the hottest most qtiest girl you know excretes hot stinking steaming shit from her anus every day
is penrith considered sydney?
what about liverpool?
what about the shire?
The Dutch "language"
get an indian proxy
make a post defending hillary or claiming trump is insane for thinking obama is wiretapping him
then delete your post and post it again with a UK flag
I shilled for the whole thread, not just the OP
Here's an example, I am an artist tb h
did a 'press
none of that counts
doubt it somehow
wish she would do it on my face
kind of feel like a bit of a scumbag getting drunk to drown my sorrows ahead of this ct scan, feel like i should be living healthily,i realize whatever damage is already done but its the principle i suppose
ah well, what a life
dont think thats a pic from the uk
Very "Brabants" accent.
>every day
lol who poos every day
no other country uses double yellows mate
its literally "lower" german
says who
me
The best one at the moment is being pro-Assad. They're sensitive because their God Emperor just came out with a statement on Syria identical to Obama's.
Just saw this on the 'book
smdh
i'm a 3 a day man desu
wiki says they do
me
t. Inner West pro
any of you bongs have that4 panel image of james mcavoy in filth about to watch some porn and then a nigger shows up and the last panel is him saying fuck off
Going to go sit in the park and read my autist book lads, ta-rah
Good ones.
wiki is wrong
us on the enlightened path that is 2D laugh at you.
yep
Nice day for it.
posting on my phone from the garden. just out here with the dog, smoking a fat one, drinking a cold one. quite enjoying myself tbphwy
wew your anus must be in ruins
miami
business idea : recycle human fecal matter
ct scan for what?
hiding your patheticness behind ironic humour is still pathetic mate. just in case you didnt know
*jumps out of the bushes, knocks your drink over and bites the cigarette out of your mouth*
hehehe!
*squeals hysterically and scampers away across the lawn as you yell incoherently*
I feel like if all goes to plan I might be ready for a gf early next to mid next year.
chest ct
suspected lung cancer
he has lots of fiber
you should be pooing at least twice a day
you finally bullied a doctor into scheduling it for you?
want to visit yankland desu, the landscapes are great
not stay there mind goodness no
yank slags arent too bad either
>"the 20s" will soon refer to 2020s
i eat tons of fruit and veggies lad, my anus is fine
>you should be pooing at least twice a day
utter bollocks
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>fiber
fo foy