So. Tell us about yourself

So. Tell us about yourself...
>sex
>age
>nationality
>sexual orientation
>religion
>political persuasion
>race
>height
>weight
>annual wage
>penis length/breast size
>sexual partners
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
>anything else you want to get off your chest

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>sex
M
>age
37
>nationality
Britbong
>sexual orientation
straight
>religion
none
>political persuasion
liberal
>race
white
>height
6'4
>weight
15st
>annual wage
£40k
>penis length
7"
>sexual partners
19
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
since 2007
>anything else you want to get off your chest
no

>sex
M
>age
26
>nationality
English
>sexual orientation
straight
>religion
atheist
>political persuasion
socialist
>race
white
>height
5'9"
>weight
190 pounds
>annual wage
£25,000
>penis length/breast size
6 inches
>sexual partners
5
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
2 years
>anything else you want to get off your chest
mind your own business

>sex
F

>age
22

>nationality
USA

>sexual orientation
bi

>religion
raised catholic, now nothing

>political persuasion
apathetic

>race
white

>height
5'3

>weight
112 pounds

>annual wage
$30,000

>breast size
32C

>sexual partners
7

>how long you've been on Sup Forums
3 years

>anything else you want to get off your chest
not posting tits so dont ask

do you know what rhymes with rape?

what?

post tits.

dubs checked.

Sloth

>sex
Male
>age
19
>nationality
American
>sexual orientation
Straight
>religion
God is a joke
>political persuasion
Republican
>race
White
>height
5'9"
>weight
175
>annual wage
$19,000
>penis length/breast size
6.5 inches
>sexual partners
1
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
Since 2014
>anything else you want to get off your chest
My cat

>sex
Male
>age
22
>nationality
Australian
>sexual orientation
Bisexual (Kinsey 4)
>religion
None
>political persuasion
Libertarian, if online tests are to be believed.
>race
Indonesian/Caucasian
>height
5'11
>weight
59kg
>annual wage
idk, low. I'm on government benefits.
>penis length/breast size
5.8inches
>sexual partners
You mean how many? 8 or so, all boys.
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
Since 2012
>anything else you want to get off your chest
I hope tomorrow is fun.

>Sex
Yes please
>Age
23
>Nationality
American
>Sexual Orientation
Normal
>Religion
None, not atheist though. Just dont believe in any gods
>Political Persuasion
Make your cake and eat it too. Help no man, hinder no man. Just live.
>Race
Filthy Spic (El Salvador)
>Height
5'10"
>Weight
130
>Annual Wage
$54,000 before taxes
>Penis length
6" 3/4"
>Sexual Partners
17
>Sup Forums
2008
>Freeballin
Redditors should be skinned alive and saltraped

>>sex
M
>>age
18
>>nationality
Canada
>>sexual orientation
straight
>>religion
christfag
>>political persuasion
WGAF
>>race
East Asian
>>height
5'7
>>weight
200 pounds
>>annual wage
$0
>>penis length/breast size
5 inches
>>sexual partners
0
>>how long you've been on Sup Forums
too long
>>anything else you want to get off your chest
shit

You'd think after 3 years you'd know how this goes

kek

>sex
M
>age
20
>nationality
American
>sexual orientation
straight
>religion
Eh
>political persuasion
refer to >religion
>race
White af
>height
6'0
>weight
Have not checked in a bit
>annual wage
>penis length/breast size
7 inches
>sexual partners
1
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
3 or 4 years
>anything else you want to get off your chest
Kinda wanna leave my gf but feel too beta to

>Kinda wanna leave my gf but feel too beta to
do it.

Corrections, your height is barely 5'8". Your dick is 5" flat. Your weight is 160. You pass as normal in regular clothes but you look at the mirror and are ashamed and wished you'd started working out a year ago when you watched all those fitness youtube videos.
Sexual partners is 0. Fingering the local easy slut doesnt count

That is JUST the motivation I needed, thanks user

You're giving me too much credit, I'm bigger than that

oldfag here. Any time I was with a chick and wondered if i should stay or go, going was always the right call.

>not posting tits so dont ask
This is the kind of shit that should get you banned.

It's been 4 years man. Sex is eh. No foreplay whatsoever and I just don't want to seem like a dick

Manlet much

Sorry forgot the wage
>$30,000

it's ok to leave.

>sex
Male
>age
20
>nationality
Canadian/American
>sexual orientation
Straight
>religion
None
>political persuasion
Classical liberal? Fuck the far left as of late.
>race
White
>height
6'
>weight
155
>annual wage
10k. Paying for my school at least.
>penis length/breast size
6" 1/4"
>sexual partners
0
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
2 years
>anything else you want to get off your chest
Should I move to the US?

>Should I move to the US?
no

I'm a bit of a socially awkward fag and don't know how to break it to her either. Plus anytime I bring the sex up it just ends up being how shes not good enough and never really solving the problem

>Male
>22
>American (US)
>Gay-maybe bi
>a vague more spiritual form of satanism, no name for it. lots of bs that sounds unreal
>left leaning, liberal. the real kind not the authoritarian kind
>German mostly, French
>6'1"
>180lb
>$25,000.oo roughly before tax
>6in+ idk been a while since I measured.
>currently 3 partners, 2 past partners
>3 years or more on Sup Forums
>nothing I feel like talking about

So. Tell us about yourself...
>sex- female
>age 23
>nationality american
>sexual orientation bisexual
>religion none
>political persuasion none
>race latino
>height 5'2
>weight 130
>annual wage 0
>penis length/breast size 34B
>sexual partners nope
>how long you've been on Sup Forums 2 weeks
>anything else you want to get off your chest yeAh i fuken hate you all

ask if she'll bring one of her female friends in for a threesome.
if she says no and dumps you, job done.
if she says yes, have the threesome and go off with her friend.

>sex
Male
>age
18
>nationality
'Murica
>sexual orientation
Straight
>religion
None
>political persuasion
Libertarian
>race
Hispanic (so white)
>height
5'9
>weight
140
>annual wage
$5000/year (college student) $75000/year if you count scholarships
>penis length/breast size
5 inches
>sexual partners
one
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
Since 2010
>anything else you want to get off your chest
I've cheated on my current partner with 10+ people

>yeAh i fuken hate you all
not as much as we hate ourselves.

>sex
M
>age
23
>nationality
Russian
>sexual orientation
Bi
>religion
Christian
>political persuasion
Republican
>race
Asian
>height
6 foot
>weight
17t
>annual wage
150k
>penis length/breast size
7.2in
>sexual partners
1
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
7 years
>anything else you want to get off your chest
Not really

I mentioned (as a sorta joke sorta not) we do that with one of her friends and she flipped. Plus she has like no friends, or the ones she does have are NOT fuckable at all

>17t
you weigh 17 tons?

>sex
M
>age
21
>nationality
Americunt
>sexual orientation
bi
>religion
nope
>political persuasion
library
>race
all white
>height
6'3"
>weight
160-70
>annual wage
20k
>penis length/breast size
8
>sexual partners
9
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
>9
>anything else you want to get off your chest
I want to die

this is a distressing state of affairs.
I hope you can move on, user, and find someone better.

and by cheating you mean kissed?

grape?

You fucking RETARDS will give any details they ask for.
It is data mining, by a government agency or company.
Stop feeding it.


New thread: tell me your credit card number and your sister's route home from school.

>sex
Female
>age
22
>nationality
United States
>sexual orientation
Straight
>religion
No religion
>political persuasion
Libertarian
>race
Hispanic
>height
5'4 ft
>weight
140 lbs
>annual wage
Not working
>penis length/breast size
34b
>sexual partners
One
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
About a year
>anything else you want to get off your chest
Nope

>>sex
m
>>age
18
>>nationality
german
>>sexual orientation
straight
>>religion
none
>>political persuasion
none
>>race
sandnigger
>>height
1,74m
>>weight
68kg
>>annual wage
none
>>penis length/breast size
around 12cm
>>sexual partners
none
>>how long you've been on Sup Forums
5 years
>>anything else you want to get off your chest
i wish my dick was bigger.

So. Tell us about yourself...
>Guy
>23
>N American
>pan
>Christian
>none
>Hispanic
>6ft 2in
>250
>45-50k
>7.5 nothing special, nothing terrible
>12
>since about 2010-2011 on and off. More off lately.
>not really

worst answers so far.

Thanks man. I feel like a fag for complaining on a thread but it's relieving to actually get some of this out

>So. Tell us about yourself...
>>sex
Male
>>age
30
>>nationality
American
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>religion
Roman Catholic
>>political persuasion
Democrat
>>race
White
>>height
5'8"
>>weight
163 lbs
>>annual wage
95k
>>penis length/breast size
6.25"
>>sexual partners
19
>>how long you've been on Sup Forums
7 years
>>anything else you want to get off your chest

4751260235527894

She takes lyell rd down to longpond and it's the second house on the corner with all the cars.

That was easy

np

>sex
Male
>age
23 years young
>nationality
America
>sexual orientation
Straight. 'Tis is an evolutionary requirement.
>religion
I don't believe in fairy tails. Intellect is my faith.
>political persuasion
Far-right conservative
>race
White
>height
5'7
>weight
260
>annual wage
None until my game development skills improve.
>penis length/breast size
11 inches
>sexual partners
Don't speak of dames in this manner, user. Their beauty faces a radical disservice at the hands of your muscle-bound dick-first mentalities.
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
Since I denounced Christ
>anything else you want to get off your chest
I really think there should be an intellectual atheism board. People like me (I have a 110 IQ) need an outlet to discuss the real matters facing humanity; fairy tails are for children.

the great thing about this place... genuinely not sure if this is a joke or not.

Female
18ish
American
Straight
Nah
Liberal
White
5"2
110lbs
School at the moment so none
34DD
1
Long enough
Been ready to jump off a bridge for a solid three years

>Been ready to jump off a bridge for a solid three years
you wanna talk about it?

Don't jump off a bridge. You have purpose. In an ever expanding universe filled with an incomprehensible number of suns, planets, galaxies, explosion, implosions and more than anything else emptiness, you were put here with the ability to understand all of that. If 99.999999999% of everything in existence has no idea that it or anything else exists because it's inanimate or it doesn't have the cognitive function to know that, you were made. The particles and elements that make you up had a greater chance to be made into anything else but instead you popped up. I can promise you it wasn't to just disappear into that universe again. You won the lottery. You got the chance that almost every other piece of the rest of existence will never get. You are here.

Nah been to therapy its a chemical thing

ITT: How to get talked out of suicide on Sup Forums

Step 1: Be female

Tbh its a passive urge like would I no, because whose going to take care of my dog? But if I were to "fall" off a bridge would I be upset about it? No

I mean you're not wrong

Thanks, Captain Obvious.
Thank goodness you stopped by.

everyone wishes their dick were bigger.

>male
>19
>full blown murican
>straight
>conservative
>white
>6.2
>150
>0 dollars
>7 in
> 8 partners in my life time
>2014
I fuckin hate smug ass mother fucking mexicans

>sex
M
>age
22
>nationality
Mexican
>sexual orientation
Straight
>religion
None
>political persuasion
Nat soc
>race
White(Yes, blonde and hazelnut eyes color)
>height
1.78cm
>weight
80 kg
>annual wage
Studing so like 2k at year
>penis length/breast size
17 cm
>sexual partners
none
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
3 years
>anything else you want to get off your chest
Naaa

I often fantastise about the earth disappearing beneath me and falling into the void.

>le well meme'd sir

>>sex - male
>>age - 35
>>nationality - american
>>sexual orientation - straight
>>religion - none
>>political persuasion - anarchist
>>race - white
>>height - 6'5"
>>weight - 210
>>annual wage - $60,000
>>penis length/breast size - 7 inches
>>sexual partners - 12
>>how long you've been on Sup Forums - 8 years
>>anything else you want to get off your chest - no

Here a we go:

>sex
M
>age
25
>nationality
Italian American
>sexual orientation
>religion
>political persuasion
Centrist
>race
White
>height
6'0''
>weight
160
>annual wage
100,000
>penis length/breast size
8''
>sexual partners
1 partner for 10 years
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
Since 2007
>anything else you want to get off your chest
OP is a faggot

>>sex
M
>>age
37
>>nationality
America
>>sexual orientation
Heterosexual
>>religion
N/A
>>political persuasion
Centrist
>>race
White
>>height
5'10
>>weight
200 lbs
>>annual wage
$8.25/hr
>>penis length/breast size
6 inches
>>sexual partners
0
>>how long you've been on Sup Forums
3 month
>>anything else you want to get off your chest
I'm a chef at Wendy's

>5'3"
>112 pounds

you're too fucking fat any ways,

nobody wants to see your fat tits

That's his to know at least. Now that we got the serious matters out of the way, show us those 34dd titties.

Or what if I got hit by that car?

female
35
american
vertical
no
democrat
white
5'11
270 lbs
on ssi
34d
none currently
14 years
i'm wondering if anyone else my age still uses this site

>OP is a faggot
can't believe it took this long.

>female
>270 lbs
Submarine detected

>5'11
>270 lbs

What a porker

youtube.com/watch?v=4TYv2PhG89A

>Bi
>Christian
God hates fags

>>sex
M
>>age
21
>>nationality
Amerifag
>>sexual orientation
Straight
>>religion
none but family is islamic
>>political persuasion
liberal
>>race
black+asian
>>height
6 foot
>>weight
160lbs
>>annual wage
im still in school
>>penis length
6.5 inches
>>sexual partners
3
>>how long you've been on Sup Forums
since 2014
>>anything else you want to get off your chest
i hate this board but i keep coming back

37 here, so...yes.
How 'bout that impending dread of middle age?

I'm 33. Wanna chat. What state you from

>i hate this board but i keep coming back
they should put that as the new subheading.

I can relate. Got hit by a car on my bike recently.
actively wondered if I was better off surviving.
I'm guessing death would've been less painful!

oregon
i stopped caring about my age/feeling old around 30

you were on Sup Forums since you were 11?

>sex
F
>age
18
>nationality
American
>sexual orientation
Straight
>religion
Agnostic, I guess
>political persuasion
I support Trump
>race
Hispanic
>height
5'2"
>weight
118 pounds
>annual wage
None. Still in university
>penis length/breast size
34A
>sexual partners
1
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
A year
>anything else you want to get off your chest
Tits are small, so not really worth posting

So. Tell us about yourself...
>sex
M
>age
23 in 3 weeks
>nationality
American
>sexual orientation
Straight
>religion
>political persuasion
A-political. Assuming that's a thing. I'm ignorant by choice.
>race
White
>height
5'10
>weight
145
>annual wage
68k
>penis length/breast size
7"x5"
>sexual partners
5-6 I believe
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
On and off for roughly 7-8 years
>anything else you want to get off your chest
One time I went to go visit my great grandmother in the hospital and she had a mental issue and she yelled they weren't treating her right as we left and it's bothered me a little bit to this day. Was roughly 7 years ago.

There isn't shit to do in Kentucky, man. I wrote a college entrance essay about my summers spent in an unairconditioned room, surrounded by nothing by mosquitoes and my dad's shitty work laptop. I talked about how - due to the nature of living 25 miles from the nearest town - my only true friends were the scum lurking on Sup Forums. Columbia seemed to like it.

>>anything else you want to get off your chest
>Tits are small, so not really worth posting
best answer so far

>i stopped caring about my age/feeling old around 30
then you're better adjusted than I am

impressive

Silver

Vape

>sex
M
>age
40
>nationality
'Murrican
>sexual orientation
Cis and proud
>religion
Protestant
>political persuasion
Libertarian
>race
White
>height
5'11"
>weight
240
>annual wage
$45k
>penis length/breast size
7.5in
>sexual partners
Just 1
>how long you've been on Sup Forums
Since 2013
>anything else you want to get off your chest
Never get fired if you can help it. Unemployment sucks.

OP here. thanks for the answers.
always find shit like this fascinating.
if anyone wants to chat more like this, I'm on kik: monstah1337
but for now i gotta go.

>Tits are small, so not really worth posting
this is never true.

I'm off-colony "alien"
This tiny planet has good enviroment but terrible creatures on it , humans are very unevolved. They dont know how to Xhiassi, or even Sissl.
This "site" bears interesting subjects willingly ready to be farmed.

Lish is not my native language. Latin is good it has helped to further other ways they speak .

of course this is all a what these out of the herd qhaats call a "larp", is it not.

added

christ...

cringe

>One time I went to go visit my great grandmother in the hospital and she had a mental issue and she yelled they weren't treating her right as we left and it's bothered me a little bit to this day. Was roughly 7 years ago.
is she stll alive?