I have a tinder account. One pic. No shirt, no face

I have a tinder account. One pic. No shirt, no face.

Profile says: no sex, no dates, just cuddles, movies, and video games.

This cute chick messages me. Asks what I mean by no sex no dates. I tell her I mean just that.

A little later she gives me her number. Her questions made me wonder if she was not looking for more. Like she asked what I do for work. So I ask if she's cool with no sex and no dating. Her response reads like she misread it as sex and no dating.

But when I asked what she meant she says she is seeing someone and is now telling me all about their problems.

Thoughts? I don't understand how she could forget the "no sex" thing from earlier and then read this as asking about sex. But I'm too autistic to understand the situation.

Faggot

Earlier tonight was too soon for a movie, but her text sounds like she's dtf any time. I'm just confused

no u

>One pic. No shirt, no face.
So just a pic of your nipples then?

Shes a prostitute, dummy. You have now freaked her out. She thinks your a cop so shes acting weird and shit. Just ask her how much she charges for a bj in the car.

Nigger

My body isn't great. Been doing exercises during the couple of minutes in between halo matches for a few weeks. But that pose looks aight

Lol definitely not. She's not even native. She's white and too cute to be a prostitute

Missed file

I'm white af. Bitch.

are you a faggot? a virgin? or an idiot?

she is selling herself and she sees your ad for just cuddles, no dates, no sec and she is thinking she can make a few easy bucks,

now if she asks for money for any reason at all then you know she is a whore

and it doesn't matter what tbey look like, ever heard don't judge a book by it's cover,

Am I autistic or wtf did she mean?

No, no, and no.

She hasn't said anything about money. I would bet my left nut she's not a prostitute.

By your logic every woman who messages me is a prostitute. Wouldn't prostitutes target guys looking for sex?

Kys

At least I'm not an asain kid

AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER FUCKING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD FUCKING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A FAGGOT. COCKMUFFIN

We don't even have olive garden here.

I guess you shit sippers can't help

Sounds like she just misread it. Why would you have a shirtless picture if you're not looking for sex? You're kind of sending mixed messages by doing that.

Because I'm not willing to show my face but figured no one would look twice at a pic of me in a shirt

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ever worked? changing my profile now. fuck sex, need a healer.

Yes. Even got free food brought to me lol (without asking for it)